How the devil are you all ?

It has come to my attention that you are not using Sparkies as much as before, nor indeed as much as you should do.

Forget Facebook and Bebo and MySpace and the rest of those childish, misbegotten places.

Sloppy's wonderful site deserves not only your support, but your presence.

From now on, I shall check regularly to make sure you attend.

Failure to do so will incur my wrath.

I do hope I have made myself perfectly clear.

Lord Archie The Benign.