Von.

You may not be aware, but when I make public appearances, an exclusion zone is in operation.

It basically means that nobody except trusted friends may approach within 10ft of me.

Failure to observe this zone will result in removal by the Republican Guard Commander, General Doyle.

To apply to for an audience with me, please submit your request in writing to either General Doyle or my ADC, Mrs Archangel.

Archie.