What is it about motorcycles ---

[vulcanrog]

that people think it's ok to sit on them AND rev them when they don't belong to them ?

Just in from night shift, Took the bike in last night & while I was changing in our back office to come home I left the bike running to warm the motor, I'd just finished changing & I hear my engine being revved, I dashed out yellin "OI ! leave it alone" I find one of the oncoming relief sat on it revving it. I gave him shit & he said "you miserable fucker" I said "ok where's your car ? The new one not the old van give me the keys & I'll go fuck around with it shall I" ------------

No reply. Fucking wanker.

PS. Morning all !

[von41]

sat on it you say!!... cheecky git int he.. i take it he's now walking with a bit of a limp now.. ?..

[vulcanrog]

Nah von, He's limp already ! A limp minded cornish fuckwit from the Lizard area (VERY Royston Vasey !) where they eat their kids & have 3 big fingers on each hand, 3 fingered cousin shaggers !

[Tina]

Cheeky git.

Mind you people don't do that around here.

[scorps]

on a positve note, when i was 16 i sat on a norton customised bike many moons ago parked in the carpark across the road from the main swimming baths in coventry, i couldnt resist it, however the rather huge and very hairy hells angel who suddenly appeared wanting to know wtf i was doing became a very good mate and would take me out on it

[vulcanrog]

wanna take this pillock out scorps ! LOL ! He's a great lumbering thing nicknamed 'lurch' What gripped my tripes was he was grinning at me because I was annoyed, In other circumstances ie a stranger, I would have been rather more forcefull & likely to drag them off physically but if I did that at work I'd be suspended for an assault & possibly lose my job, I may sit on the wing of his new car though to see what reaction he gives !