OI Sloopoid let me in ND

[HoneymonsterinOz]

G'day mate!

And why cant I have a signature???
RUG?

[Y282]

you're there then? any baby eating dingoes near you?

[KungFooBob]

Its not the dingos you need to look out for, it's the funnel web spiders that take up home in the toilet and bite your cock.

[HoneymonsterinOz]

Its a toss up which is the most dangerous in Melbourne...
The traffic
The jet-lagged wife

[rsvnige]

Honeymonster...dont tell me you're out here too now..!!!
Bleedin 'ell how I thought they turned away all the boat people.

[HoneymonsterinOz]

Where abouts are you, ya poof ?

[kelcy1]

i am in oz in january

[rsvnige]

In Sydney you equally poof

[HoneymonsterinOz]

At least I am not a slow poof!
Are you here for good or for work on a visa or for a holiday or what?
Oh and whereabouts in Sydney - I will probably have cause to visit (head office) in the next few months and it would be great to insult you in real life again!

[rsvnige]

Hey mate we live in Frenchs Forest (Northern Beaches) and would relish the chance to insult you across a schooner of beer....whatever the fuck that is.