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    A visitor to a mental institution............

    asked the director how he decided which patient should be kept in.

    The director said:"We fill up the bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub".

    The visitor said:" Oh, i see. a normal person would choose the bucket, because it's bigger"

    the director said "No, a normal person would pull the fucking plug out.
    Would you like a bed near the window?"








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    Now where have i seen these before

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    he he i like to share

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tina View Post
    he he i like to share
    I know T, I know

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