pmsl!
I'm sure he'd be impressed;
" Please Mr Brunstrom, my chums and I will be riding our fuck-off powerful bikes around your pretty country lanes but we won't be going fast, honest, 'cos I'm waiting to see if I get banned for speeding - so there's no need to get your chopper out and chase us.
Luv Von"
He'll be stuck to you like shit to a blanket
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