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[Doc Strange]

Nah, you don't want to leave until after the fight between the two families or the couple themselves.

That'll be the most entertaining bit.

DS

[vulcanrog]

does not begin to describe it ! The prospetive bridegrooms bruvva was dressed as Elvis (badly) to do 'his Elvis impression' "Ees gud e is aht doin is elvis" Was he fuck as like ! I was cringing with embarrassment Just being there to witness it. There were lads wearing dah bling bling & tracky bottoms ffs ! KIDS ? At least 20 little ones running riot. Kelly to be fair did well, She was a good hostess & dressed nicely (by her boss) If she'd worn what she'd chosen it was almost pornographic according to my Mrs.

KARAOKE ! Who on this earth let that into our country ? Cringe making or what, One 'ladee' did C&W songs, all of em about divorce ! HERS I suspect, She did one surrounded by her kids & almost crying.

We managed 2 hrs & made our excuses " I gotts go home to stick pins in my eyes" !

To be honest I looked around & felt sort of sad, I thought " jeez this is all they live for" sadenned because that's what our country has become, A nation inhabited by chavs & our government/s have let it happen to us.

[parapanfan]

Sounds like it was a an educational experience - I'm sure it taught you a lesson

Be happy in the knowledge that you have evolved more than they have - problem is the bastids breed so frickin easily, and often.

[Bikerchickett]

Well done for lasting 2 hours