Aww poor Von.


Vulcanrog.. oh you have turned me stomach.

Me and my friend were doing dirty dancing when we were out one night.
She fell on me i placed my hand behind me to break my fall.. silly billy! lma0' there was my finger swollen over my wedding and engagement ring.
her grabbing it as she was well drunk.. pulling it about "ah its OK"!
Next day rings cut off, and Fecked all the tendons and ligaments.
Me and my disfigured finger.. all owed to me Biatch.



But Yeah you guys are the winners in the finger story's!