Broken fingers !

[vulcanrog]

was changing a l/rover gearbox many moons ago while still in the RAF & with the RAF Regt, Me mate had skived off (again) & I was ready to jack the new box up & kick it in, I got impatient & jacked it up got under it & started to wiggle it in, the jack slipped & I KNEW the bugger was gonna fall so I scooted out, My left overal cuff caught on the thing & down it came, I felt a bang on my ring finger & a sort of 'pop' ! I got up cursing & shaking me hand, blood flew all over my face --- Then I looked at it & fainted ! It resembled a teaspoon sorta shape but with 'meat' hanging out of the split !
got to the med centre & the doc said "put your elbow on the table" I did, He then proceeded to cut the 'meat' off ! --- cue another faint !

YEH digits hurt when you hurts em !

[Tina]

Aww poor Von.


Vulcanrog.. oh you have turned me stomach.

Me and my friend were doing dirty dancing when we were out one night.
She fell on me i placed my hand behind me to break my fall.. silly billy! lma0' there was my finger swollen over my wedding and engagement ring.
her grabbing it as she was well drunk.. pulling it about "ah its OK"!
Next day rings cut off, and Fecked all the tendons and ligaments.
Me and my disfigured finger.. all owed to me Biatch.



But Yeah you guys are the winners in the finger story's!

[vulcanrog]

had to have her wedding ring cut off, Her finger was swollen & infected by a paper cut she's had it made into earrings.

[S1OPP]

Finger earrings, eeeeew

[Bikerchickett]

Shudders

[vulcanrog]

the wedding ring LOL ! Now see you've got me remembering things, when I was a lad & in with a 'bad crowd' of bikers in Plymouth (1960's) a lad I went to school with & his mate played 'chicken' on their bikes at a place called Roborough Down, Nearby was the cafe at Yelverton where the bad boyz met.
The game was ride at each other to see who would 'chicken out' first, Neither of em did ! Head on collision & both were badly hurt, Police, ambulances the works involved & a lotta heat on us for a while.
The lad I knew ended up with his left hand going through the aluminium tank of the other bike severing his little finger, Upon retrieving his bike from the scrapyard the other lad found this mouldy festering finger inside the tank, between them they burnt the flesh off with a blow lamp & made a key fob out of the bones !

Now THAT'S yukky !

[Bikerchickett]

Yukky is not the word