Hello

[monopod]

Story........You ain't heard mine yet.....Once upon a time and a half.........
No, I won't bore you with it. Think positive...think positive....positive..Bye

[Archangel]

Mono.

Welcome indeed.

I have a titanium spine, no spleen, one ear and only partial use of my eyes.

And yet I am faster, fitter and sexier than anyone on here.

I can also out-drink the buggers too.

You'll fit in fine - here or on ND.

[brundle-bike]

I have a wooden head.