Hello

[tiamo69]

U've never heard off N A B D before...?

Where have you been hiding all these years???

NABD have been around & fundraising for years & are supported by MAG + you should have seen there at the NEC & most other major bike shows...

But now you know...

Monopod - welcome.

[S1OPP]

Yeah, you see, MAG - it's all Belstaff's and Wellies and campaigning against legshields or something. Which probably explains why I just walk past them and any shows I've been to.

I'm sure I'm not the only one.

But at least I've heard of them now.

[monopod]

Thanks Folks, I had never heard of "prostheses" either.....until suddenly in 1996 I had pressing need of one to keep my arse off the floor.
( Good job they still send missionaries to N. Lincolnshire, otherwise I would still be riding my T&G, blissfully unaware that sanity was at hand.)
The word "missionary".....I had to look it up recently, 'cos my wife took a liking to it, so I know what they barbeque in Grimsby....due to the depletion in fish stocks or something ?
Hi Tina....see you got here too. So you did get a lift then?

Oh yes... the prosthesis !! You could fit a sizeable liquid b--b inside a lower leg prosthesis. I'm trying to perfect one to sell to the "terrorist" chaps. You could make a useful sidearm of one as well, so be careful....it might be mine.

[S1OPP]

Hey, don't go hogging the whole prosthetic lime light here.

You're not the only one with a fakey, but that's a WHOLE other storey.

[monopod]

Story........You ain't heard mine yet.....Once upon a time and a half.........
No, I won't bore you with it. Think positive...think positive....positive..Bye

[Archangel]

Mono.

Welcome indeed.

I have a titanium spine, no spleen, one ear and only partial use of my eyes.

And yet I am faster, fitter and sexier than anyone on here.

I can also out-drink the buggers too.

You'll fit in fine - here or on ND.

[brundle-bike]

I have a wooden head.

[Tina]

Been here a while chick.. Jesus shuddup lma0'

Why would i need a lift ? i have a bike of me own

[Tina]

well i am all me if we are doing whos got all there body parts.
Nothing added nothing taken away.
lma0 @ brundle biker

[monopod]

Erm, I don't recall seeing any "limelight"...... (plenty of coloured stars though,) and Wife ( She who must be obeyed) tells me that the NHS "replacement bodypart" is the best bit of me. There seems to be an element in bikers that says "never give in", but it took me a while to find my new "persona". Am I right in thinking titanium isn't magnetic, Archangel ? (I have some brilliant times at airports.) Oh.... and by the way, I've willed all my usable bodyparts to " whom it may concern", all supplied with a government health warning. ( Brain, and another strategic bit hardly used..... almost as new.)
And to the young lady who calls herself Tina, I was only joking 'cos I get everywhere last. And I don't know you, have never heard of you, haven't met you anywhere else, ever !! ( But Hope springs eternal, so they say.) TTFN.