Well I must say I'm completely disgusted. I'm sort of enjoying not swearing although there are a few periphrastic... clauses... I've employed which have the same effect.

It's just rather good, in a bad sort of way, that typical child reading ages are nothing like they used to be. If they ask their parents what it means then chances are I'll be safe from them too.

Sad indictment... but... who cares. To hell with their educational deficiencies.