3 men sitting in a sauna, heard a bleeping sound. the american pressed his arm & bleep stopped. that was my pager, i have a microchip in my arm... phone rings, japanese man puts palm to his ear ... that was my mobile, i have a chip in hand. irish man not to be outdone, went to toilet, came back toilet paper hanging from his arse. the others stared at him... bjasus, will you look at that, i'm getting a fax...
