You made it...now, are you in the private ND forum ?
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You made it...now, are you in the private ND forum ?
<goes looking for a MASSIVE jpeg of a cow>
Unsociable bugger's fucked off.
Cows really are beautiful creatures. Pretty even.
Look at those fluffy ears.
Look at those eyes.
Those lips.
Those fuck me legs.
Have you ?
Have I what?
You know...with a cow ?
that is all
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dodgyhaircut
i see you have moved on from sheep to the large farm animal now!!!! :eek:
Don't milk it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Archangel
I wouldn't dair-y.
You teat.
It's true.I am only semi-skilled.
You disgust me completely!
be careful if this thread gets any longer it will be past-ur-eyes...
They can milk it a bit longer
this thread is veally good.
It only needs Spice's grandma to make it perfect.
(I wonder how many heads this will go over ?)
well it parted my hair as it went over
You two must be serious city types to miss that one!
Aww, my very own thread - how sweet.
However, this is the first time I've been able to log onto Sparkies since ND went down so I wasn't here before.
But now I am - let joy be uncontained.
Oh an no, I can't see the ND section.
Oh yes you can !
I must be looking in the wrong place then.
Can't see it on my list.
Any clues?
Apparently I'm an 'invalid user' - yet all parts of me work (pretty much) prefectly.
Hang on....Quote:
Originally Posted by Minty
Right. Go to NEWS. Click on the Welcome to Sparky Spider thread.
Click where invited to....
Done and done.
Ta muchly.
Now you have to wait for Slopp or Auntie to let you in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Minty
Aye.
Although my request was so compelling I'm expecting confirmation immediately via a specially dispatched courier.
Or perhaps not.
They're notoriously slow, I'm afraid.
Especially the drunken spanish one.
To be expected - all that Manana must be slowing her down.
But hey ! We're all having a great time in the private ND forum, Minty !
If all the crisps an jelly have gone by the time I get in there I will not be happy.
Auntie's here now.
She should let you in.