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It has been 9 (nine) days since I last rode my motorbike. It will be at least another 5 (five) days until I get the chance, weather permitting. I shall try not to strangle anybody in the meantime.

Hotel Chocolat has run out of champagne truffles. The world is ending. Anybody'd think they were being run by local government CEOs and councillors.

Goose fat!

The washing machine is double plus good, completely silent except for its happy chirrupy chimes when you ask it to do anything or it finishes what you asked it to do. It's not quite a video game but I did manage to score an extra rinse by firing on all thrusters and reversing the polarity of the neutron flow. It resulted in a wash which finished before it started.

Oh and the Sky box is now working after being replaced. We decided not to tell him that we'd replaced the hard disc in it a while back with a huge one. Lucky I'd watched some of the backlog the day before.

Goose fat!

Roll on Christmas Day, lots of food and drink... oh and presents.

Bah humbug to you all.