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The who's in a mardy strop mood thread

Subject: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769216
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Thu 28/04/05 12:50

Right, the idea of this thread is for people to post the name of whoever they think is in a mardy strop mood on any given day.

This means that anyone can log on at anytime and discover who is mardy stroping without having to trawl through the days threads, meaning that pisstaking and abuse can be dished even quicker.

So, I'll kick off:

Thursday 28th April 2005 - 12:43
Name - Dez
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 5

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769222
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 28/04/05 12:51

Higher

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769224
From: Neill H: e's still waiting............. (hopey68) on Thu 28/04/05 12:51

ME

LEVEL 11

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769225
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 28/04/05 12:52

i'm at least at level 7-8

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769226
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Thu 28/04/05 12:52

Date & Time: Permanently
Name - trAve
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 11

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769228
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 28/04/05 12:52

Nah - dez gets away with it.

Mardiness is part of the whole "gay charm" thing.

Which is actually just a sham so he gets to fuck more birds!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769233
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 28/04/05 12:53

Don't you belive it!

I've got my /Oowee/ kicking boots on today!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769234
From: Greg R: 1000 (gregmvf4) on Thu 28/04/05 12:54

Shouldn't we call the 'Level' the 'Camel Index'?

ie:// Tel in normal Mardy = 1
Tel 90% of the time = 10

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769235
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 28/04/05 12:54

ooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooo

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769242
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Thu 28/04/05 12:56

Too close to the CX index Greg?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769249
From: Greg R: 1000 (gregmvf4) on Thu 28/04/05 13:00

:0) ..... 'What's the 'Cx Index', Tel?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769253
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 28/04/05 13:01

Yeah - explain the cx index, who it involves and who thought it up Tel.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769254
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Thu 28/04/05 13:02

uhm.

Oooh look! An eagle!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769298
From: Tina A: Black Country wench (tina) on Thu 28/04/05 13:27

shouldn't thisbe the mardy monitor thread?

i'm never mardy never strop much:O

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769347
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Thu 28/04/05 13:56

I'M NOT FUCKING MARDY!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769351
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 28/04/05 13:57

Dez is definitely on an 8.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769372
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 28/04/05 14:05

Dodgy is on an 8 possibly a 9 won't admit it.

Yorky is on a 7 and rising!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769377
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 28/04/05 14:06

at least i'm channeling my aggression!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769382
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Thu 28/04/05 14:07

Channeling it up who Dez?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769383
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 28/04/05 14:07

Anyone that'll have it!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769384
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 28/04/05 14:07

Doyley's right. I'm SO fucking angry right now.

So when was this kicking Chris?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769388
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Thu 28/04/05 14:08

Anyone that'll have it!

I am becoming increasingly fearful about the upcoming weekend.....

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769389
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 28/04/05 14:09

... and excited....

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769392
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 28/04/05 14:09

I did warn you about the horseman aspect, didn't I?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769395
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Thu 28/04/05 14:10

Interestingly enough, dribble seems to be on a mardiness factor of 7 and rising...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769397
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 28/04/05 14:10

dibble hasn't logged on since the 80s.

I think.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769401
From: Gordon B: GB electrical.. (yorky) on Thu 28/04/05 14:12

i am calm, tranquil and serene. my strop score is zero...OK?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769416
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 28/04/05 14:17

how stroppy am i?

i'll tell you how stroppy i am!

I just downloaded and watched the chubbchubbs and just sneered and turned it off!

THATS how stroppy i am!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769417
From: Greg R: 1000 (gregmvf4) on Thu 28/04/05 14:18

*notices that Yorkie is softly stroking something in a Next bag and backs away slowly*

*Finds till receipt for 'Lam� & Diamante Thong by George' and turns and fucking runs*

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769421
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 28/04/05 14:18

What's the chubbchubbs?!

Is it a fat bird porn thing?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769422
From: Gordon B: GB electrical.. (yorky) on Thu 28/04/05 14:18

pmsl @ greg..

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769426
From: W B: ack in black... (w60ods) on Thu 28/04/05 14:20

Am I too late to strop?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769467
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Thu 28/04/05 14:33

Thursday 28th April 2005 - 14:32
Name - Minty
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 3 and rising

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769479
From: Paul H: ave you seen the sun? (haddock) on Thu 28/04/05 14:40

PMSL

Chaz you could do a twice daily report as per the shipping forecast.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769482
From: Paul H: ave you seen the sun? (haddock) on Thu 28/04/05 14:42

Yorky 8 possibly 9. Heading South over weekend.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769485
From: Gordon B: GB electrical.. (yorky) on Thu 28/04/05 14:43

oh yes, that's right, heading south over the weekend, will i need vaccinations paul?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769489
From: Paul H: ave you seen the sun? (haddock) on Thu 28/04/05 14:45

You will yes.

Something to protect you from Affluent for starters.

Oh and a Northern to English dictionary would be good too.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769490
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 28/04/05 14:45

only against AIDS

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769515
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Thu 28/04/05 15:00

Thursday 28th April 2005 - 14:59
Name - Phil
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 10
Reason - Being gay

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769520
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Thu 28/04/05 15:01

What a great idea!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769521
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Thu 28/04/05 15:01

Look.

Mardy stroppers are easily fixed.

Just kick the /Oowee/s in the ovaries.

K?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769523
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Thu 28/04/05 15:03

THanks Pete, but like so many of my ideas, it aint gonna make me any money.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769528
From: Paul H: ave you seen the sun? (haddock) on Thu 28/04/05 15:04

Get it sponsored Chaz.

The Mardy Strop Mood thread in association with....

Prozac.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769529
From: Phil M: Home Rule for Norfolk. (philmatthews) on Thu 28/04/05 15:04

i just knew you'd try to get a cheap laugh at my expense on this thread chaz

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769533
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Thu 28/04/05 15:06

The laugh matches your clothes well then.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769537
From: Gordon B: GB electrical.. (yorky) on Thu 28/04/05 15:06

aids dez? why?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769541
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 28/04/05 15:07

I'll be there... you might catch it

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769542
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Thu 28/04/05 15:07

Chaz, It ain't cheap to look like a gaylord you know!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769543
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Thu 28/04/05 15:07

Coz Dez has AIDS and is going to fuck your arse till you bleed.

Tsk, Norveners, they is soooo thick.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769547
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Thu 28/04/05 15:08

I just typed that, and realised what picture I have up now!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769551
From: Gordon B: GB electrical.. (yorky) on Thu 28/04/05 15:10

that so chaz? i'll tell keith...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769554
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Thu 28/04/05 15:11

snitch

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769556
From: Phil M: Home Rule for Norfolk. (philmatthews) on Thu 28/04/05 15:12

bitch.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769563
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Thu 28/04/05 15:17

Thursday 28th April 2005 - 15:16
Name - Trev
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 4 and steady
Reason - Age

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769596
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 28/04/05 15:36

Dodgy, strop level 9.

reason... like he needs one!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769602
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 28/04/05 15:42

FUCKIN RIGHT!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769604
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Thu 28/04/05 15:43

Somebody kill the /Oowee/.

Please.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769605
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 28/04/05 15:43

But... he's your mate!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 769617
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 28/04/05 15:48

Dodgy 9.5 and rising

Phil off the stropometer

Reason D.R. Won't shag him!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 770394
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Fri 29/04/05 10:21

Friday 29th April 2005 - 10:20 Name - Chaz Mardy strop level (1-10) - 7.5 Contributing Factor(s): Hangover

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 770405
From: K H: Jumped ship to Facebook (vfrooom) on Fri 29/04/05 10:29

ha ha ha

http://keith.pitbulluk.org/dale.jpg

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 770510
From: Alistair J: ust Minty � (madeupname) on Fri 29/04/05 11:31

Friday 29th April 2005 - 11:30 Name - Phil Matthews (again) Mardy strop level (1-10) - 4.5 Contributing Factor(s): Being a gay Fireblade crasher.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 770515
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 29/04/05 11:34

lol @ Keith

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 770522
From: Phil M: Home Rule for Norfolk. (philmatthews) on Fri 29/04/05 11:36

Turd

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 771581
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Sat 30/04/05 08:28

Saturday 30th April 2005 - 08:27
Name - Tel Mardy strop level (1-10) - 4.7 and rising
Reason - Too many pints of Destructors last night

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 771586
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Sat 30/04/05 08:32

You'll be fine, grow up ya girl. Just think, if you were teetotal, this is the best you'd feel all day.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 772403
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Mon 02/05/05 21:14

Date: Sunday 1st May 2005 - 07:37
Nodder: Me
Mardy strop level: 7.9?
Contributing factor(s): The bumps!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 772407
From: Kevin A: mr S.P.A.D.G.E (sliderman600) on Mon 02/05/05 21:40

and the wrist burns...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 773369
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Tue 03/05/05 16:16

Thursday 28th April 2005 - 14:59
Name - Phil
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 10
Reason - Being gay

Hmmm. Still goin on by the looks of things..

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 773374
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Tue 03/05/05 16:17

PMSL - Yeah, the gay /Oowee/.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 773377
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 03/05/05 16:18

Damn you, Tel !

I was looking for this seconds ago, for,erm, similar reasons !

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 773380
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Tue 03/05/05 16:19

Sorry David.

The company I've been keeping of late seems to have sharpened my reflexes as well as my wit...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 773419
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Tue 03/05/05 16:43

Oh no! Phil's logged-off.

Can we assume that the mardiness factor is now beyond all known comparitive measure?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 773420
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 03/05/05 16:44

either that or he's being bummed!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 773879
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Wed 04/05/05 07:38

So, odds on Phil still being in a mardy strop due to his inability to accept his sexuality.

2:1?
Evens?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 773886
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 04/05/05 07:48

Phil is gay???

Crikey there's a shock!!!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 773887
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Wed 04/05/05 07:48

Yeah, and he is right sensitive about it, so don't mention it.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774050
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 04/05/05 10:13

Dont mention what ?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774116
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Wed 04/05/05 10:43

I am in a mardy strop measuring about 8 on the mardy scale.

Some stoopid bee-hutch comes over to my desk and starts messing about with my iPod, whilst I am listening to it and trying to do some work. So I say "Leave that alone mo-fo"..

She says "Don't call me a mo-fo" and smacks me round the back of the head. I told her to go away right now.

I F*CKING HATE biatches that think that they can get away with raising their hands...what would she have done if I'd done the same???

A complete pet-hate and has put me in a foul mood.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774124
From: Sally A: M........never here now. (sally) on Wed 04/05/05 10:44

*slaps Waxy

get on with some work and stop wasting time on here

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774132
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 04/05/05 10:45

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774133
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Wed 04/05/05 10:46

Sal...

NOBODY RAISES THEIR HANDS TO ME...especially not some stupid f*cking bitch...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774136
From: Sally A: M........never here now. (sally) on Wed 04/05/05 10:46

i presume you were talking about her and NOT me

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774140
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Wed 04/05/05 10:47

You'd be a f*cking stupid bitch if you hit me too...

:O/

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774143
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 04/05/05 10:47

Waxy. What's wrong with girl on girl action, you old blouse?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774144
From: Alistair J: ust Minty � (madeupname) on Wed 04/05/05 10:47

Oooooooh, get him.

Being prodded in the chest does the same thing to me.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774145
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 04/05/05 10:47

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774148
From: Sally A: M........never here now. (sally) on Wed 04/05/05 10:48

Mr mard-on

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774151
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Wed 04/05/05 10:49

I bet shes a fucking pedestrian an all, eh Waxy.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774152
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Wed 04/05/05 10:49

al...

I've just got a "thing" about women that think they can get away with hitting a bloke because society says that a bloke shouldn't hit back.

Maybe not everybody agrees, but if a women punched me in the face, she'd get one right back...

And this has just wound me up, because if I had just done the same thing to this biatch in the office, she'd probably go straight to HR and I'd get a warning or summat.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774156
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Wed 04/05/05 10:50

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774161
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 04/05/05 10:51

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774165
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 04/05/05 10:52

Try it Waxy - go over to her desk, prod about with something and if she complains, whack her playfully upside her head. Exactly like she did. Go now! Tell us what happens.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774166
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Wed 04/05/05 10:52

chaz...

If you slapped me...you'd get one right back...but if I did the same to office biatch I'd probably get a formal warning or sacked or summat.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774169
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 04/05/05 10:53

Quite right, too, Wax.

Woman-beater.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774170
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 04/05/05 10:53

Give it a go - she invaded your space. Stand up to her. She's bullying you. Don't stand for it.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774172
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 04/05/05 10:54

It's the "see who gets Waxy fired Wednesday challenge".

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774174
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Wed 04/05/05 10:54

pfffftt...ok Dodge

I'll f*cking slap you...twat!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774176
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Wed 04/05/05 10:55

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774178
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 04/05/05 10:55

Come on, Joel, do it !

Are you a man or a catholic woman-hitting vatican spy?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774179
From: Phil M: Home Rule for Norfolk. (philmatthews) on Wed 04/05/05 10:55

spot on waxoid

my ex used to lay into me when she lost her rag

the one time i retaliate and the next thing i know billy's outside with the fucking sirens going

slag

still....was worth it to see the look on her face

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774183
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 04/05/05 10:56

This'll be when you and your beard fell out, Phil ?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774185
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Wed 04/05/05 10:57

PMSL

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774189
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Wed 04/05/05 10:58

No...I'm going to put a complaint in and get the stupid cow fired.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774193
From: Phil M: Home Rule for Norfolk. (philmatthews) on Wed 04/05/05 10:59

Sorry - i don't get it?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774194
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 04/05/05 10:59

Waxy - weasely, cowardly thing.

Act like a real man and slap her one.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774205
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 04/05/05 11:01

If you slap the bitch silly you're a bully. If you put in a complaint you're a poof. Just put on a ski mask and wait in the dark near her house for her to arrive home.

Actually no, do one of the first two. THEN the third. Film the third.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774212
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 04/05/05 11:02

Pffffffffffffffft!

I have this image of waxy sitting at his desk, playing with his Ipod and his bottom lip sticking out.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774234
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Wed 04/05/05 11:06

david...

This is the mardy strop thread...

I am throwing a mardy strop...stupid fat C*nt.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774243
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 04/05/05 11:08

Joel.

I see.

Bit weak, innit ?

You a girl ?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774246
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 04/05/05 11:09

Aaaaaahhhhh hahahahahaha.

Fuckin ell you really are one of teh stroppiest fuckers on here Waxman.

*ruffles waxys hair, then slaps back of his head, then give friendly hug and knuckles his head*

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774664
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 04/05/05 13:41

Gazz strop rating: 10/10

Reason, making total /Oowee/ of himself of the Chelsea thread.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774752
From: Greg R: 1000 (gregmvf4) on Wed 04/05/05 14:13

Chaz strop rating: 14/10 (and still rising)

Reason: appears to have suffered a catastrophic calendar-related stropdown

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774756
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 04/05/05 14:16

Oh christ top strop findin Greg.

Reason: appears to have suffered a catastrophic calendar-related stropdown

pmsl.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774844
From: Kevin A: mr S.P.A.D.G.E (sliderman600) on Wed 04/05/05 15:08

4 may 05 15.07

Who? Kev the pig eared cnut

level - 6 and develping

reason: people are assasinating a Poor girls reputation..

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774848
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 04/05/05 15:12

What are you on about, soft lad?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774864
From: Kevin A: mr S.P.A.D.G.E (sliderman600) on Wed 04/05/05 15:20

nowt... just musing/..

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774868
From: Sally A: M........never here now. (sally) on Wed 04/05/05 15:22

just as well it isn't sunny....the glint from your halo would blind me Kevin.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 774871
From: Kevin A: mr S.P.A.D.G.E (sliderman600) on Wed 04/05/05 15:24

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 776273
From: A G (yantoe) on Thu 05/05/05 16:10

Thursday 5th May 2005 - 16:02
Name -Sal
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 6
and rising
Reason - loss of sound
,-)

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 778112
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 06/05/05 15:52

Friday 6th May 2005 - 15:48
Name - Spider
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 7.29 and rising
Reason - nobody wants to play death in with him

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 778114
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Fri 06/05/05 15:53

Unbelievable.

Tel.

Accusing someone of being in a mard.

Just because he's a shepherd locked in a toilet.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 778120
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Fri 06/05/05 15:55

It's because the toilet is too close to the wall. And the flush is on the wrong side.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 778121
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 06/05/05 15:55

Trouble is, I'm locked in the karsi with you...

eeeuw.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 778124
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Fri 06/05/05 15:56

That's it.

Now I know it isnt just pretend gay-chic with you, tel.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 778127
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 06/05/05 15:56

I've been out of the closet for years though David.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 778132
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Fri 06/05/05 15:58

Then get out of mine.

Shepherdshagger.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 778136
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 06/05/05 16:00

No.

I'm trying to get you out of it.

Come on in - the water is lovely. Right Dez?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 778138
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Fri 06/05/05 16:00

Dez. Kick his ovaries in.

Because....just because.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 778139
From: Mark L: Being Ace is Easy (spider) on Fri 06/05/05 16:01

Are you two in there, shaving bits off the Blue Loo ?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 778143
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 06/05/05 16:02

David - I can sense that you are seeing the futility of resistance. Just like a poor fly that has broken the surface tension of a pond - unable to escape - just waiting to get picked off by a lazy bream...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 778148
From: Paul H: ave you seen the sun? (haddock) on Fri 06/05/05 16:05

Bream are bottom feeders....oh.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 778150
From: Mark L: Being Ace is Easy (spider) on Fri 06/05/05 16:06

Tel, I've met David.

This would have to be a very strong surface tension ?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 778153
From: Alistair J: ust Minty � (madeupname) on Fri 06/05/05 16:11

More obliterating than breaking the surface tension.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 778159
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 06/05/05 16:15

Hahahaha!

Poetry. Pure poetry...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 779989
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Mon 09/05/05 14:44

Monday 9 May 2005 - 14:43
Name - Me
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 9.9
Contributing Factor(s) - All you fucking cloth-eared /Oowee/s.

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 779992
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Mon 09/05/05 14:44

Spicey - you got a lift to Cadwell sorted yet?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 779999
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Mon 09/05/05 14:46

you can come in our van :>

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 780005
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Mon 09/05/05 14:47

You should have offered earlier Dez. She was rambling on about hiring one or something.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 780009
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Mon 09/05/05 14:48

No.. really?

blimey :]

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 780182
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Mon 09/05/05 15:53

Monday 9 May 2005 - 15:51
Name - Dez
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 8
Contributing Factor(s) - severe poorness and realisation that Spice int gonna shag him!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 780183
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Mon 09/05/05 15:53

Are those two factors related?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 781821
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 10/05/05 16:50

tuesday 10 May 2005 - 16:51
Name - Dez
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 12
Contributing Factor(s) - AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 781824
From: Graham S: at on his Ratbike ;o) (geeperdude) on Tue 10/05/05 16:53

tuesday 10 May 2005 - 16:52 Name - Graham Mardy strop level (1-10) - 15 Contributing Factor(s) - Gotta go to bloody work again sodding nights..

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 781825
From: Naomi R (bigchick) on Tue 10/05/05 16:53

tuesday 10 may 2005-16.52 Name-big chick Mardy strop level (1-10) 11 and rising Contributing factors- Car having to be scrapped after spending huge wodge to get fixed and dishwasher throwing a fit ffs!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 781827
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Tue 10/05/05 16:59

tuesday 10 May 2005 - 16:59
Name - Noodle
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 1
Contributing Factor(s) - Mild flatulence

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 781829
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 10/05/05 17:01

*wafts mild flatulence away with magazine*

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 781834
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Tue 10/05/05 17:04

tuesday 10 May 2005 - 17.04
Name - Noodle
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 1
Contributing Factor(s) - Mild flatulence

Could be the pistachios?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 781862
From: Neill H: e's still waiting............. (hopey68) on Tue 10/05/05 17:29

tuesday 10 May 2005 - 17.04 Name - Hopey Mardy strop level (1-10) - 99 Contributing Factor(s) - My heads exploded due to buying a fucking mac

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 781863
From: Rob A: just born stupid (x11nut) on Tue 10/05/05 17:30

Hopey,how mad are you?KFC is loads better!

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 781865
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 10/05/05 17:42

Total arse bags of fucking shite /Oowee/ing wank faced bollock licking fister bastards!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 781881
From: Michele H: One of the Town's Evil Undead. (drac) on Tue 10/05/05 19:16

That describes the Mac, Dez. But how are you feeling?

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 781885
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Tue 10/05/05 19:56

tuesday 10 May 2005 - 19:55
Name - Numbskull
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 47
Contributing Factor(s) - Trying to fit a 1hr 50min film on to a 2hr DVD. You think that sounds easy? Well why the fuck don't you do it for me then, you bastards!!!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 781886
From: Carl F: ree lance gimp!!!!!! (fritz) on Tue 10/05/05 19:58

TETCHY..

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 781912
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Tue 10/05/05 21:07

tuesday 10 May 2005 - 21:05
Name - Sal
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 6.723 and rising
Contributing Factor(s) - Dez

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 781941
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Tue 10/05/05 21:24

Fucking fuckety fuck fuck. I hate computers.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 781949
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 10/05/05 21:35

want an app to compress it?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 782846
From: Kevin A: mr S.P.A.D.G.E (sliderman600) on Wed 11/05/05 14:09

tues 10 may 11 am who: me level.. about 14.6

going to cadwell.. left licence paper part at home. Haddock makes me do a 24 mile round journey to collect. get to cadwell.. "ok mate we don't need that bit!" /Oowee/

bike not starting.. missed opening session at cadwell

mates use van to start bike and leave running whilst I am in classroom session... bike boils and blows.. no more session on that bike then..

borrows haddocks bike and does 2 sessions after lunch stress level declining.. fork seals blow.. too many wheeelies over the mountain...

shit.. two bikes out as brakes/calipers are covered in oil... stress level rising..

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 782851
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Wed 11/05/05 14:14

Pfft, fork seals are for poofs, undamped springs and oil covered discs are for real men.

4

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 782855
From: Kevin A: mr S.P.A.D.G.E (sliderman600) on Wed 11/05/05 14:18

i agree.. but it was that poofo haddock bike and he wanted it back in van

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 782868
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Wed 11/05/05 14:22

Kev, that Haddock, eh, what a gay /Oowee/.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 782898
From: Paul H: ave you seen the sun? (haddock) on Wed 11/05/05 14:33

Too many wheelies! LOL

Not by you 'Apex Miss Daisey'

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 783020
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Wed 11/05/05 15:09

Wednesday 10th May 2005 - 15:09
Name - Trev
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 7 and rising
Reason - Being gay and anti royal.

4

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 783023
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 11/05/05 15:10

pmsl

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 783101
From: Deb W: turning Japanese I think I'm t (chickenpoo) on Wed 11/05/05 15:39

tuesday 10 May 2005 - 19:55 Name - Chickenpoo Mardy strop level (1-10) - 32 Contributing Factor(s) - Dodgy bike dealers. Bloke rings up and offers me cash to buy my bike with very few questions other than 'that's a bit steep innit'? then when price agreed I suggest a bank transfer 'ooh no, can't be doing with banks' - well then I'll take cash if we pay it straight into a bank ' ooh that's a lot of ag innit? I just want to come and take the bike, it's not like I made the money meself'.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 785229
From: Neill H: e's still waiting............. (hopey68) on Thu 12/05/05 21:36

Thursday 12th May 2005 - 21:35
Name - Hopey
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 9
Reason - women & bike alarms

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 785233
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 12/05/05 21:38

Oh dear :|

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 785234
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Thu 12/05/05 21:39

You need UNCLE ARCHIE !

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 785239
From: Neill H: e's still waiting............. (hopey68) on Thu 12/05/05 21:43

Can you arrange me a Southern Visa please?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 785692
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 13/05/05 09:57

Thursday 12th May 2005
Name - Drac
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 9.9 and rising
Reason - I called Dave her boyfriend!!! pfffffff

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 785698
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Fri 13/05/05 09:58

Oh dear!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 785709
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 13/05/05 10:01

I think her slaps are going to get a LOT harder from now on.

I don't think Dave is actually her boyfriend.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 785925
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Fri 13/05/05 12:25

I'm watching you,pasty.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 785928
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 13/05/05 12:26

You're talking to your cock, right?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 785929
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Fri 13/05/05 12:26

I'm talking to a cock, correct.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 785931
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 13/05/05 12:27

Good-o

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 786081
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Fri 13/05/05 14:38

Doyley: Mard rating 157million

Reason: that /Oowee/ waxy

Other reason: Can't ride a motorbike very fast

Other reason 2: Is crap at excuses.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 786100
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Fri 13/05/05 14:48

tuesday 13 May 2005 - 14:45
Name - Dez
Mardy strop level (1-10) - ��
Contributing Factor(s) - What you got?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 786101
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 13/05/05 14:49

Aids.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 786102
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Fri 13/05/05 14:50

is that your way of trying to be funny?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 786104
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 13/05/05 14:51

Pretty much.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 786258
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Fri 13/05/05 16:31

Dodgy, twat, always.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 786261
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 13/05/05 16:32

Thursday 13th May 2005
Name - Doyley
Mardy strop level (1-10) - off the scale
Reason - ees a nutta!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 790286
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Wed 18/05/05 12:19

Date: 18th May 2005 - 12:19
Nodder: Gix
Mardy strop level: 6.7?
Contributing factor(s): Who gives a fuck?

4

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 799556
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Thu 26/05/05 11:29

Date: 26th May 2005 - 11:28
Nodder: Rascal Phill
Mardy strop level: 7.2?
Contributing factor(s): Inability to use technology.

3

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 799558
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Thu 26/05/05 11:30

I might have a mardy strop one day!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 800909
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Fri 27/05/05 11:44

Date: 27th May 2005 - 11:43
Nodder: Waxy
Mardy strop level: 8.2?
Contributing factor(s): Aligations of using sports bikes for posing only.

3

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 800911
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Fri 27/05/05 11:45

FUCK YOU FATTY.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 800912
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Fri 27/05/05 11:46

PMSL - Ooooohhhhhhh!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 800934
From: Neill H: e's still waiting............. (hopey68) on Fri 27/05/05 12:03

Date: 27th May 2005 - 11:45
Nodder: Waxy
Mardy strop level: 8.2?
Contributing factor(s): Chaz

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 800958
From: Greg R: 1000 (gregmvf4) on Fri 27/05/05 12:15

Also thought to be an issue: Yamaha Mktg Dept 'Model Positioning Strategy'

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 800960
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Fri 27/05/05 12:16

Date: 27th May 2005 - 11:45 Nodder: Waxy Mardy strop level: 8.2? Contributing factor(s): He's Waxy innit!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 801222
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Fri 27/05/05 14:17

Date: 27th May 2005 - 11:45 Nodder: Doyley Mardy strop level: 18.3? Contributing factor(s): You lot won't choose a trackday.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 801266
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Fri 27/05/05 14:34

Mardy poof.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 804318
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 31/05/05 17:01

Date: 31st May 2005 - 17:00
Nodder: Hopey
Mardy strop level: 9
Contributing factor(s): Apple's superior technical support

3

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 804323
From: Big D: o you think I'm seeeeexxy (gixer_returns) on Tue 31/05/05 17:02

Nice

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 805042
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Wed 01/06/05 09:46

Date: 1st June 2005 - 09:46
Nodder: Dodge
Mardy strop level: 6.7?
Contributing factor(s): Fuck knows, lack of sex maybe...or work getting in the way of wanking time.

3

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 805046
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 01/06/05 09:48

Now you mention it I am feeling a bit grumpy AND I haven't had a wank...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 805047
From: Phil M: Home Rule for Norfolk. (philmatthews) on Wed 01/06/05 09:48

Date: 1st June 2005 - 09:487 Nodder: Gary Mardy strop level: 7.1? Contributing factor(s): Percieved Anti semitism against his beloved Scouserpool when in fact it was just a very poor joke.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 805544
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 01/06/05 14:30

Date: 1st June 2005 - 14:30
Nodder: waxy
Mardy strop level: 8.9
Contributing factor(s): Someone else is buying a bike.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 805556
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Wed 01/06/05 14:35

whatever.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 805559
From: Big D: o you think I'm seeeeexxy (gixer_returns) on Wed 01/06/05 14:37

Yeah Dodgy, talk to the hand.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 805564
From: Greg R: 1000 (gregmvf4) on Wed 01/06/05 14:39

Awwww... c'mon .... Rex White had to let the tea boy, Alf (who's been there since 1927) go because Joel's not bought a bike in over 2 months from them ..

5

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 805707
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 01/06/05 15:19

Date: 1st June 2005 - 15:16
Nodder: TrAve
Mardy strop level: 11
Contributing factor(s): Gay frustration + time of the month

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 805713
From: Gary M: y god its not got any better! (liverpool) on Wed 01/06/05 15:22

"Hows the mardymetre scotty...?????""

"She canny take much more captain...."

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 805717
From: Trev M: � (y282) on Wed 01/06/05 15:22

god i HATE you.

(same time tomorrow?)

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806418
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 02/06/05 09:29

Date: 2nd June 2005 - 09:25
Nodder: Doyley
Mardy strop level: 7.5
Contributing factor(s):Everyone else's innability to be as wealthy as he is.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806420
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Thu 02/06/05 09:32

I'll make it one day!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806708
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 02/06/05 11:05

hah!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806720
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 02/06/05 11:07

I can never do them proper cuz i don't know how to, step down a line.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806727
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 02/06/05 11:08

Date: 2nd June 2005 - 09:25 Nodder: Chaz Mardy strop level: 280.87 Contributing factor(s):Cuz he can never remember owt about the C90 events!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806736
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 02/06/05 11:11

See the lines never start again, even when i press return!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806743
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 02/06/05 11:12

Date: 2nd June 2005 - 11:11
Nodder: Doyley
Mardy strop level: 5
Contributing factor(s): Can't do newlines.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806745
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 02/06/05 11:13

pmsl, bastard!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806750
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 02/06/05 11:14

Date: 2nd June 2005 - 11:13
Nodder: Doyley
Mardy strop level: 6
Contributing factor(s): Or italics! Maybe.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806755
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 02/06/05 11:16

i can do italics

not
sure
about
lines

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806756
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 02/06/05 11:16

lol - flash bastard.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806757
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 02/06/05 11:17

Ha
in
your
face
bumhole

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806759
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 02/06/05 11:18

Damn PMs and damn woods!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806774
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 02/06/05 11:24

Date: 2nd June 2005 - 11.23
Nodder: Dodgy
Mardy strop level: 12.8
Contributing factor(s):I'm a pooter genius

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806779
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 02/06/05 11:25

I'm riddled with nerd envy!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806783
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 02/06/05 11:26

It weren't even a woods pm that showed me how.
I'm just a pooter god!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806785
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 02/06/05 11:27

Damn PMs and damn Dez!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806788
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 02/06/05 11:27

Damn Dodgy
Damn his insight!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806791
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 02/06/05 11:29

Damn that river
and fist those Beavers!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806793
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 02/06/05 11:29

Ha!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806798
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 02/06/05 11:31

Ha
Ha
oh

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806800
From: Jeremy M: ust learn to have fun soon (600rrdude) on Thu 02/06/05 11:31

Date:2nd June

Nodder: Hopey

Mardy Strop Level: 9.1 and rising

Contributing Factor: Lack of appreciation for posting links

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806803
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Thu 02/06/05 11:34

Jez, wanna know how to do single carriage returns?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806804
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 02/06/05 11:35

What the fuck is a single carriage return??

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 806814
From: Jeremy M: ust learn to have fun soon (600rrdude) on Thu 02/06/05 11:39

Spicey, you can get single or a return on my carriage anytime!! . ps (can't do italics, can't single carriage return can't do bugger all but willing to learn)

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 807132
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Thu 02/06/05 13:29

Date: 2nd June

Nodder: PRB

Mardy Strop Level: 8.8 and holding

Contributing Factor: Everyone ripping the piss out of him for having a CBR shaped paperweight in his garage.

3

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 807134
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Thu 02/06/05 13:29

Date: 02/06/05 13:11
Nodder: Liverpool
Mardy strop level: 8.2+
Contributing factor(s): No one wants to be his friend.

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 807194
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 02/06/05 14:03

Date: 02/06/05 13:11
Nodder: Liverpool
Mardy strop level: 18.2+
Contributing factor(s): Made arse of himself by not remembering what he rote in a thread.

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 812975
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Tue 07/06/05 11:44

Hmmm. I wonder who else ought to have an entry in here?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 812979
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 07/06/05 11:44

Name names, tel.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 812984
From: Neill H: e's still waiting............. (hopey68) on Tue 07/06/05 11:45

Date: 07/06/05 11:44
Nodder: Gixxer
Mardy strop level: 99+
Contributing factor(s): He hasn't got a bike you know

4

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 812990
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Tue 07/06/05 11:46

Don't have to Archie - I used that divine influence thingy you taught me and look what appeared...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813123
From: Dorinda S: table? sane? of course I am! (dizzy) on Tue 07/06/05 13:03

Tuesday 7th June 05 Dizzy's Mardy Strop rating is well over 100

Cos some fucking arse hit me with his car whilst I was out running this morning and he didn't even stop to see if I was ok, I coulda been dead for all he knew sprawled across the road

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813125
From: Alistair J: ust Minty � (madeupname) on Tue 07/06/05 13:05

Shit Dizzy,/I take it you're not hurt?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813142
From: Dorinda S: table? sane? of course I am! (dizzy) on Tue 07/06/05 13:11

not really, apart from nicely grazed legs and a knee the size of a watermelon with some lovely bruising, I can't bend my leg so I don't think I'll be doing much running for the moment.

I'm just really pissed that I'm in pain and can't run now

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813147
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 07/06/05 13:13

Shit - take it easy Diz!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813149
From: Alistair J: ust Minty � (madeupname) on Tue 07/06/05 13:14

Fair enough but it could have been a lot worse.

Hope you recover soon.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813157
From: Dorinda S: table? sane? of course I am! (dizzy) on Tue 07/06/05 13:19

thanx dodgy, the plonker was obviously not concentrating on his driving cos the road is plenty wide enough (it's a bloody main A road) and I was right in the side.

I think I might just change my route in future

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813221
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 07/06/05 13:39

Sounds shitty luck Diz. Get well soon matey.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813261
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 07/06/05 13:59

Date: 07/06/05 13:58
Nodder: Dez
Mardy strop level: off the scale
Contributing factor(s): Being too poor to be able to aford a life

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813263
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Tue 07/06/05 14:00

U still need the remaining 47 mins?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813583
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Tue 07/06/05 15:43

Date: 07/06/05 15:42
Nodder: David
Mardy strop level: 4 and rising
Contributing factor(s): Tell me what's going on with Doyley - it's my site dammit!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813595
From: Trev M: � (y282) on Tue 07/06/05 15:47

Date: 07/06/05 15:42 Nodder: woods Mardy strop level: 5 and holding level Contributing factor(s): Rideout specifics, to be dictated by doyley.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813681
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Tue 07/06/05 16:17

Date: 07/06/05 16:15
Nodder: Nige Mardy strop level: 7 and rising Contributing factor(s): Phil's sly sexual advances.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813685
From: Phil M: Home Rule for Norfolk. (philmatthews) on Tue 07/06/05 16:18

sly?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813689
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Tue 07/06/05 16:19

Well he is used to Dodgy, so by that standard, sly.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813691
From: Phil M: Home Rule for Norfolk. (philmatthews) on Tue 07/06/05 16:21

uesday 7th June2005 16.10

Name - Nigel Crow thingy

Mardy strop level (1-10) - 7 rising 7.3

Reason - Petey called him a rolling chicane

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813701
From: Nigel C: thecrow (thecrow) on Tue 07/06/05 16:26

you big bunch of turds

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813703
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 07/06/05 16:28

Date: 07/06/05 15:42 Nodder: Doyley
Mardy strop level: 75.93 and rising
Contributing factor(s): Trev nosey /Oowee/ shit stirring when i'm already in a bad mood and tryin to help.

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813713
From: Trev M: � (y282) on Tue 07/06/05 16:36

fuck you, zoolander.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813723
From: Richard R: Clearday (barkolepsy) on Tue 07/06/05 16:39

What's so wrong with collective turds that happen towards rotundness, Nige?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813724
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 07/06/05 16:40

Hmmmm.

Hmmmm.

Wanker!

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813739
From: Nigel C: thecrow (thecrow) on Tue 07/06/05 16:50

right you lot...Trev...see my headshot and weep...it's like a mirror innit...

CD...the journo in you is showing again...

Doyley...STOP THINKING BEFORE YOU HAVE AN EMBOLISM

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813741
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 07/06/05 16:50

Nige shush, you'll only be sick down yourself again and your wife will have to go home unstisfied again!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813742
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Tue 07/06/05 16:51

Can I have a flounce please?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813743
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 07/06/05 16:51

theres a story there, isn't there? :]

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813746
From: Trev M: � (y282) on Tue 07/06/05 16:53

my god, that face shot...

its HANSEL, he's so hot right now!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813750
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Tue 07/06/05 16:55

Fuck you cocksmoker I'm going home!

*turns profile off*

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813753
From: Nigel C: thecrow (thecrow) on Tue 07/06/05 16:59

�I�m thinking, I�m hot, I�m sexy, I�m naughty, I�m coy, I�m scared, I�m an asteroid hurtling to the center of the earth about to blow up, big time.�

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 813755
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 07/06/05 17:00

Oh dear me.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 814823
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 08/06/05 12:12

Date: 08/06/05 12:11
Nodder: Cuvy
Mardy strop level: 8.9
Contributing factor(s): Ur'f gbb tnl gb jbex n pbzchgre!

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 814824
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Wed 08/06/05 12:12

CZFY

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 814826
From: Phil M: Home Rule for Norfolk. (philmatthews) on Wed 08/06/05 12:16

PHAGF!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 814829
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Wed 08/06/05 12:17

nuuuu unununununununun

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 815093
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 08/06/05 13:59

Date :08/06/05

Nodder : Trev

Mardy strop level : 9

Contributing Factor : being a pompous penis.

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816186
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 09/06/05 10:43

Date: 09/06/05 10:42
Nodder: FPC
Mardy strop level: 0.01
Contributing factor(s): He's never mardy enough to be on this thread.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816199
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Thu 09/06/05 10:47

*Jumps up and punches air*

Ta Dodgy!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816277
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 09/06/05 11:06

Date: 09/06/05 10:42
Nodder: FPC
Mardy strop level: 100.1
Contributing factor(s): Tryin to hard to be fanstastic ended up winding himself up.

hehehehehehe.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816312
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Thu 09/06/05 11:20

Chris I don't try to be fantastic, I just have fast Genes!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816317
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 09/06/05 11:23

Levi's were never fast Pete, they were cool and popular but not fast.

Levi's = Pete!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816338
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Thu 09/06/05 11:31

Chris - would you like me to wave as I lap you?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816346
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 09/06/05 11:33

Dirty bastard!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816351
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 09/06/05 11:35

Yes would you, i like going fast.....

Shall i wave back from the top of my big pile of money?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816352
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Thu 09/06/05 11:35

PMSL@Dodgy

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816363
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Thu 09/06/05 11:39

Whatever makes you happy slow-boy.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816366
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 09/06/05 11:40

Whatever makes YOU happy, dough boy!

*now resorting to really crap 5 year old comebacks taught by harry*

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816369
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Thu 09/06/05 11:41

*Starts making bread*

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816497
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Thu 09/06/05 12:25

Shall i wave back from the top of my big pile of money?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816519
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 09/06/05 12:33

Date: 09/06/05 12:33
Nodder: Waxy
Mardy strop level: 99.5
Contributing factor(s): His peasant was late.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816521
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 09/06/05 12:34

Date: 09/06/05 12:33
Nodder: Waxy
Mardy strop level: 99.5
Contributing factor(s): Lack of ability to handle his peasants

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816532
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Thu 09/06/05 12:38

Date: 09/06/05 12:33 Nodder: Stan the Gardener Mardy strop level: 7.5 Contributing factor(s): He's lost his business due to kittens on the A41 but mardy customer wouldn't listen.

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816538
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Thu 09/06/05 12:39

c*nts.

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 816544
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Thu 09/06/05 12:40

Date: 09/06/05 12:33
Nodder: Stan the Gardener
Mardy strop level: 7.5
Contributing factor(s): He's lost his business due to kittens on the A41 but mardy customer wouldn't listen.

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 820114
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Mon 13/06/05 12:02

Date: 13/06/05 12:01
Nodder: TrAve
Mardy strop level: 25,000
Contributing factor(s): Moving into the back seat of his capri after his mum threw him out of the house.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 820119
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Mon 13/06/05 12:04

He loved that Tree house!!!

But if he's not gonna be allowed in any more, he's gonna go buy his own house.

You reckon he's told his mom he's runnin away, FOR EVER!!!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 820127
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Mon 13/06/05 12:07

"It's just not right for a grown man to be living up there!"

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 821837
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 14/06/05 15:15

Date: 14/06/05 15:12
Nodder: Chazhead
Mardy strop level: sky rocketting
Contributing factor(s): Can't quite grasp that people might need directions to the C90 Challenge!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 821844
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Tue 14/06/05 15:22

There's fucking directions on the fucking site, if the fucking blind fucking /Oowee/s can't see that then what the fuck are the fuckers doing fucking riding a fucking C90 in the fucking first fucking place.

Cunts.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 821845
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 14/06/05 15:23

I'm sensing anger? frustration?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 821849
From: Neill H: e's still waiting............. (hopey68) on Tue 14/06/05 15:25

*sound of keyboard and monitor clattering round cubicle*

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 821892
From: W B: ack in black... (w60ods) on Tue 14/06/05 16:00

Chaz does have a point.

I mean, it's not like any old idiot can ride a C90 round a muddy field for 4 hours.

That's why we hired Mikey.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 823042
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 15/06/05 13:40

Date: 14/06/05 15:12
Nodder: Woods
Mardy strop level: through the roof
Contributing factor(s): I sacked him!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 823044
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 15/06/05 13:41

did he fuck up?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 823049
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 15/06/05 13:42

Not really, but i had to sack him!

Now he's got a right egg on, "You can have the pooter back broken the"

"I hate pooters" blah de blah!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 823052
From: W B: ack in black... (w60ods) on Wed 15/06/05 13:43

Not really a strop though.

You mardy stropper.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 823054
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 15/06/05 13:43

Ha ha ha... he failed to mend it!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 823059
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 15/06/05 13:45

No he's doin summat i tyold hi he was sacked and he got a right mard on, started swearin at me then sayin he was never talkin to me again!

Of course i could just be makin it ll up!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 823062
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 15/06/05 13:46

I don't care, it makes me laugh.

WOODS!!!

Got a headache?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 823065
From: W B: ack in black... (w60ods) on Wed 15/06/05 13:47

Yes. Fetch a cold compress will ya?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 823069
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 15/06/05 13:48

do they cure brain cancer?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 823075
From: W B: ack in black... (w60ods) on Wed 15/06/05 13:50

Dunno.

Is that what this is?

Bugger - this calls for something stronger.

Got any aspirin?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 823077
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 15/06/05 13:51

not without a prescription!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 823078
From: Sally A: M........never here now. (sally) on Wed 15/06/05 13:51

woods...be careful, didn't you see my headache....asprin rectally or orally jole this morning

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 823079
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 15/06/05 13:51

that was a funny Jole

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 823083
From: W B: ack in black... (w60ods) on Wed 15/06/05 13:52

Joel has been taking aspirin rectally?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 823084
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 15/06/05 13:52

only when it's fired up there out of a cock!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 823478
From: Terry R: ather me than you lot!! (flying_banana) on Wed 15/06/05 16:57

Date: 15/06/05 16:55 Nodder: Flying Banana Mardy strop level: Above the clouds Contributing factor(s): New software build completely fucked up & Arab boss coming back from honeymoon in Mexico complaining about the foreigners! Sweaty fat Arab /Oowee/er boy!!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 824265
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 16/06/05 09:14

This thread's great. I'm gone 2 days and I can catch up on everything I need to know right here.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 824337
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Thu 16/06/05 09:33

/Oowee/

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 825549
From: Phil M: Home Rule for Norfolk. (philmatthews) on Thu 16/06/05 15:21

Date: 16/06/05 15:15
Nodder: Yorky
Mardy strop level: 7.5 and rising
Contributing factor(s): Being Too Short to shag lizzy

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 825551
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 16/06/05 15:22

i'll lend him the other pound if it helps?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 825552
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Thu 16/06/05 15:22

And too ugly..

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 825553
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 16/06/05 15:23

Date: 16/06/05 15:15
Nodder: PhilM
Mardy strop level: 24.5 and rising
Contributing factor(s): All the birds he bought round to mine fancied me more than him!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 825555
From: Phil M: Home Rule for Norfolk. (philmatthews) on Thu 16/06/05 15:24

pmsl at doyley's imagination!!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 825558
From: Gordon B: GB electrical.. (yorky) on Thu 16/06/05 15:25

lol @ archies jealousy...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 825561
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 16/06/05 15:26

Mate, i need that without it i'm nothin! no, er, hang on!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 828806
From: Greg R: 1000 (gregmvf4) on Mon 20/06/05 10:14

Date: 20/06/05
Nodder(s): All other than TPK
Mardy strop level: Offer the fecking scale
Contributing factor(s): Being LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSS SSSSSSS

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 828808
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Mon 20/06/05 10:16

Hey, if we hadn't lost, you wouldn't have won.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 828810
From: W B: ack in black... (w60ods) on Mon 20/06/05 10:17

Yeah - you OWE us.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 828811
From: Neill H: e's still waiting............. (hopey68) on Mon 20/06/05 10:18

Like the Murphys.....

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833770
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 23/06/05 12:23

Date: 23/06/05 12:22
Nodder: TrAve
Mardy strop level: 10
Contributing factor(s): He's a fag

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833783
From: Trev M: � (y282) on Thu 23/06/05 12:27

nope, misdiagnosed, im so NOT in a strop actually.

its sunny, ive been out on the bike and i DONT owe 2.6k that i thought i did.

oh, and i dont look like dodge.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833785
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 23/06/05 12:27

You're still a fag tho

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833786
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 23/06/05 12:28

im so NOT in a strop actually.

You sure? You kinda sound a little mardy.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833789
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 23/06/05 12:29

Date: 23/06/05 12:29
Nodder: TrAve
Mardy strop level: 10
Contributing factor(s): Dunno, but he's definitely got the painters in!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833816
From: Trev M: � (y282) on Thu 23/06/05 12:36

nope. just disagree with you.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833819
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 23/06/05 12:37

Me thinketh he protesteth to much...eth!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833829
From: Greg R: 1000 (gregmvf4) on Thu 23/06/05 12:39

yeth, Chrith

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833833
From: Trev M: � (y282) on Thu 23/06/05 12:40

he's burnt his tongue again, hasnt he?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833841
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 23/06/05 12:42

nope. just disagree with you.

*folds arms points right foot slightly out purses lips and filcks head toward floor*

Noooooo not to stroppy at all!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833843
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 23/06/05 12:43

Trev, if you're honest you're a little (holds thumb and forefinger apart with a teeny tiny gap) mardy wouldn't you agree?

Is it the work report thing? It'll all be over in a week.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833853
From: Trev M: � (y282) on Thu 23/06/05 12:45

no but i am a BIT behind with it*

*have to do the whole years worth in ten days.

laters, gotta go type stuff.

er, type OTHER stuff.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833857
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 23/06/05 12:46

Cheerio - best of luck.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833858
From: S A: www.sparkyslider.co.uk (s1opp) on Thu 23/06/05 12:46

No but yeah but no but.

Whatever!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833861
From: Trev M: � (y282) on Thu 23/06/05 12:48

wheres my jump pictures you slag?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833864
From: Greg R: 1000 (gregmvf4) on Thu 23/06/05 12:49

(Abstract from) Report By Trave McScottish, Aged 38

...... an then, an then, after I'd rid the nice policeman's bike (he was ginger, so I didn't fancy him), I got in a yellow drop top and drived round and round, an I was topless, an I had a pink straw stetson on .... I did, i DID .. it's twwwwuuuuuuuuuu!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833867
From: Trev M: � (y282) on Thu 23/06/05 12:51

totally inaccurate greg.

its irish, not scottish ffs.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833869
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 23/06/05 12:51

Fuck he's on at Greg now! You must me in a mood - Greg's everyone's friend! He's like "Norm" out of Cheers.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833887
From: Trev M: � (y282) on Thu 23/06/05 12:57

pmsl!

every time greg logs on from now on there should be a "GREG!" thread.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 833891
From: Greg R: 1000 (gregmvf4) on Thu 23/06/05 13:00

But he's a fat ugly /Oowee/ who drinks too much ......

oh.....

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837914
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Sun 26/06/05 09:38

Date: 26/06/05 09:37
Nodder: Jaydub
Mardy strop level: 99.9%
Contributing factor(s): He's a faggy gaybo with no friends

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837917
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Sun 26/06/05 09:40

RAD Dez....Ta.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837943
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Sun 26/06/05 10:15

Date: 26/06/05 10:14
Nodder: Clare
Mardy strop level: 8.5
Contributing factor(s): She's Wanting her back door kicked in but refuses to admit it!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837948
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Sun 26/06/05 10:17

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837951
From: Clare L (queen_bodecia) on Sun 26/06/05 10:20

Not guilty. I'm in an excellent mood, and I don't want anyone breaking any doors ta very much. This house is sold...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837953
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Sun 26/06/05 10:21

YOU WHORE!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837954
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Sun 26/06/05 10:24

You see what she said to me Dez? I'm flattered but..how forward?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837955
From: Clare L (queen_bodecia) on Sun 26/06/05 10:25

YOU ARCHBISHOP!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837956
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Sun 26/06/05 10:26

Come worship at my temple clare...

bow your head and take my holy sacrement!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837963
From: Clare L (queen_bodecia) on Sun 26/06/05 10:31

You've never been to a real chapel have you Dez... :)

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837966
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Sun 26/06/05 10:33

You mean other than the one i was married at, of course.

No.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837968
From: Clare L (queen_bodecia) on Sun 26/06/05 10:35

That was probably the wrong colour...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837970
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Sun 26/06/05 10:36

or the right colour

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837974
From: Clare L (queen_bodecia) on Sun 26/06/05 10:38

That depends. I'm a good cafflick me...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837975
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Sun 26/06/05 10:39

Your god is a bitch... my god rocks!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837977
From: Clare L (queen_bodecia) on Sun 26/06/05 10:42

God is definitely male. After all he's pretty one-dimensional, generally useless and responsible for nearly all wars...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837979
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Sun 26/06/05 10:43

Mine wears leather and rides a gixer!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 837980
From: Clare L (queen_bodecia) on Sun 26/06/05 10:46

Self-worship eh...? Maybe YOU need therapy... :o)

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 839120
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Mon 27/06/05 13:00

Date: 26/06/05 09:37 Nodder: Stabby
Mardy strop level: 100 billion
Contributing factor(s): Got no one to punch and is finally admitting he will not win the C90 races!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 839123
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Mon 27/06/05 13:01

Dez, I'm not a god silly, just quick!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 839125
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Mon 27/06/05 13:02

Date: 26/06/05 09:37

Nodder: Numb

Mardy strop level: 100 billion

Contributing factor(s): Envies my degrees in Engineering and has just realised everything he posted about hanging off bikes is wrong.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 839140
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Mon 27/06/05 13:07

sorry Pete, forgot to add "and is bisexual"

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 839190
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Mon 27/06/05 13:27

I swing both ways with woodland creatures Dez!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 839192
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Mon 27/06/05 13:28

this isn't a species thing... just gender...No offence.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 845292
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 30/06/05 10:10

Date: 26/06/05 09:37 Nodder: Waxy
Mardy strop level: 400 gillion
Contributing factor(s):Can't handle the truth about his life.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 845300
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Thu 30/06/05 10:12

WTF do you know about my life apart from what you presume and what you make up for your own enjoyment.

Pathetic.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 845308
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Thu 30/06/05 10:14

400 gillion and one

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 845324
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Thu 30/06/05 10:21

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 845328
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Thu 30/06/05 10:23

Jesus Waxy, you really are a misserable /Oowee/ today aint ya, bad nights sleep perchance?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 845331
From: Neill H: e's still waiting............. (hopey68) on Thu 30/06/05 10:24

Theres no sport in this chaps

Fish barrel and shooting spring to mind

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 845351
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 30/06/05 10:34

Date: 26/06/05 10:31
Nodder: Clare
Mardy strop level: Only countable in woman numbers
Contributing factor(s):Wants to drink the freshly spilled blood of a half poove!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 845370
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Thu 30/06/05 10:42

chaz...

Just because I want to set the record straight doesn't mean I've had a bad nights sleep.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 845373
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Thu 30/06/05 10:44

Whats to set straight?

This is piss taking, since when is piss taking the truth?

And anyway your track record of lack of sleep and threats of violence and mardons is not exactly empty is it.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 848734
From: Sally A: M........never here now. (sally) on Sat 02/07/05 20:01

date: 2/07/05 20:00

Nodder: Bob

Mardy strop level: 5

Contributing factor: Wants to be in round two but doesn't have the right equipment.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 848738
From: Will H (poleaxe) on Sat 02/07/05 20:03

hmm, what a brilliant thread.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 848748
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Sat 02/07/05 20:07

Will, Ifankyou

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 852134
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 05/07/05 11:26

date: 5/07/05 11:26
Nodder: Kungfoobob
Mardy strop level: 8
Contributing factor: He just doesn't get it!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 852173
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 05/07/05 11:42

He just wants to win!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 852995
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 05/07/05 17:12

Then there's not much point in doin it!!!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 853030
From: Giles H: ormonal (kungfoobob) on Tue 05/07/05 17:44

The only winners are the orphans, mmkay!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 853031
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 05/07/05 17:45

Giles. Nearly right.

The kids.

And Team Posh Kuntz.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 853032
From: Giles H: ormonal (kungfoobob) on Tue 05/07/05 17:47

Team Posh Kheats?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 853036
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 05/07/05 17:49

Giles.

I have two lemon curd tarts on my desk.

I was going to let you have one....

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 853037
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 05/07/05 17:49

Giles.

I have two lemon curd tarts on my desk.

I was going to let you have one....

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 853047
From: Giles H: ormonal (kungfoobob) on Tue 05/07/05 17:53

I'm sorry, but it must Doyleys time of the month and I can't help trying to wind him up while it's sooo easy!

.....and I only ate a box of Lemon Curd Tarts yesterday.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 853048
From: Big D: o you think I'm seeeeexxy (gixer_returns) on Tue 05/07/05 17:53

lemon curd tarts?

You utter, utter bastard.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 853052
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 05/07/05 17:55

You're a brave lad, Giles.

Winding up Doyley isnt something I'd care to do, if I had an appointment to keep on August 6th.

The tarts have gone. I gave yours to Oscar.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 853055
From: Big D: o you think I'm seeeeexxy (gixer_returns) on Tue 05/07/05 17:57

Oh, that's ok then.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 853056
From: Giles H: ormonal (kungfoobob) on Tue 05/07/05 17:57

He's a big poof, I'm not scared of him!*

He'll tire himself out punching dodgy long before he gets to me!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 853059
From: Big D: o you think I'm seeeeexxy (gixer_returns) on Tue 05/07/05 17:58

...said Giles whilst hiding behind a bomb proof digger tyre...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 860145
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Sun 10/07/05 01:35

Saturday 9/07/05 11:50
Name - Dessy
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 9.5 plus girlie factors.
Reason - Stabby told her to shut up!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 861066
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Mon 11/07/05 10:39

Saturday 11/07/05 10:39
Name - Dale
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 9.5 plus
Reason - Daring to question his profesional integrity.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 861070
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Mon 11/07/05 10:40

Perfect timing, Chaz !

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 861071
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Mon 11/07/05 10:40

Aye.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 861074
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Mon 11/07/05 10:43

Dale 'I'm a big noise at the PB Cracker Factory' Van Houten.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 861139
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Mon 11/07/05 11:17

I'm not sure this thread can stand the force of an exploding mega-strop from Dale.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 861142
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Mon 11/07/05 11:17

I've got it tracked just incase!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 861143
From: Mark L: Being Ace is Easy (spider) on Mon 11/07/05 11:18

Monday July 11th 2005 Time 11.16 am

Name. Mikey,

Strop Level 1-10 9

Reason. Not for the first time, Mike has his head shoved inside what appears to be a Cow.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 861145
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Mon 11/07/05 11:19

c00nt

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 861148
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Mon 11/07/05 11:21

flounces off to do some work.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 861424
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Mon 11/07/05 13:44

Monday July 11th 2005
Time 13.44
Name. Spider
Strop Level 1-10 8.74
Reason. Alzheimer's

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 861427
From: Mark L: Being Ace is Easy (spider) on Mon 11/07/05 13:45

Who are you ?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 864420
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 13/07/05 09:29

Monday July 13th 2005
Time 09:28
Name. Dodgyhaircut
Strop Level: 12
Reason. Post natal depression

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 864421
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 13/07/05 09:29

Monday July 13th 2005
Time 09:29
Name. Kungfoobob
Strop Level: 8
Reason. Solidarity

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 864483
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 13/07/05 09:56

Monday July 13th 2005
Time 09:28
Name. Dodgyhaircut
Strop Level: 1 beeellion Reason. His wind ups are becoming boring, and he knows it!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 864492
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 13/07/05 09:58

you guys!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867184
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 14/07/05 16:47

17th July 2005 - 16:44
Name - Spicey
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 7 and rising
Reason - She can't play video games the fuck knuckled, cross eyed tart.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867265
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Thu 14/07/05 19:32

17th July 2005 - 19:32
Name - JayDub
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 9.8 and rising
Reason - Sense of humor faliure

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867270
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 14/07/05 19:34

Jaydub sucks dogs cocks! Then he thanks the dogs with expensive dog treats and front row tickets to crufts.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867271
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Thu 14/07/05 19:35

PMSL

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867916
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 15/07/05 09:51

15th July 2005 - 9:00
Name - Archie
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 9
Reason - He's a repulsive fat cock

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867919
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 15/07/05 09:54

15th July 2005 - 9:55 Name - Dodgy Mardy strop level (1-10) - 21375 Reason - He is struggling to understand the concept of sponsorship and getting a caning as a consequence.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867924
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 15/07/05 09:56

Tel - double slash for newlines mate...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867927
From: K H: Jumped ship to Facebook (vfrooom) on Fri 15/07/05 09:58

15th July - 09:58
Name - James (arsebandit)
Mardy strop level - 10
Reason - He's far too prissy to buy a motorbike.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867928
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 15/07/05 09:59

Would have done - but too bussy pissin myself at your strop.

Mardy queen.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867933
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 15/07/05 10:00

I can't spell for shit today. Dodgy keeps makin me laff.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867936
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 15/07/05 10:02

lol - "Mardy queen"? You must have a massive back catalogue of strop related insults to refer to Tel - is that the best ya got???

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867941
From: James H (hickoryjames) on Fri 15/07/05 10:04

oi who you callin prissy vroom you poor exscuse for a wannabe cowgirl

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867945
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 15/07/05 10:06

I've got plenty Dodge. That one seemed most apt though.

:-)

Stroppy twat.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867948
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 15/07/05 10:07

You've got plenty cos you're a fucking woman. I just strop when I'm insulted.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867950
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 15/07/05 10:08

Hahahaha!

You're really pissed aincha? lol!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867954
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 15/07/05 10:11

pmsl yeah.

I'm gonna type some REAL agressive code to work it off. Use abbreviations instead of full descriptions and whatnot.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867956
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 15/07/05 10:12

It's fading Dodge.

After consultation with Trev, we've agreed your next course of action should be to flounce off.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867958
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Fri 15/07/05 10:12

writing code =having a shuffle

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867960
From: K H: Jumped ship to Facebook (vfrooom) on Fri 15/07/05 10:13

yeah Dodgy, go for it:

10 LET A$="DODGY IS A FUCKING TAFFY /Oowee/"
20 PRINT A$
30 GOTO 20 40 END

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867961
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Fri 15/07/05 10:13

...and don't forget to switch your pic and profile off first!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867963
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Fri 15/07/05 10:14

FLOUNCE, FLOUNCE, FLOUNCE, FLOUNCE, FLOUNCE, FLOUNCE, FLOUNCE, FLOUNCE, FLOUNCE, FLOUNCE, FLOUNCE, FLOUNCE, FLOUNCE, FLOUNCE, FLOUNCE, FLOUNCE!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867966
From: K H: Jumped ship to Facebook (vfrooom) on Fri 15/07/05 10:14

+++ SYNTAX ERROR IN 30 +++ REDO FROM START +++

+++ DODGY IS A WANKER ERROR IN 10 +++ SHUFFLE +++

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867968
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Fri 15/07/05 10:15

rofl@Keith

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867973
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 15/07/05 10:16

I don't even know how to flounce!!!

Yeah - passed now - I'm never pissed off for long.

Was stroppy / mardy / pissed off earlier (not majorly obviously) to be honest - totally cool with piss takes and abuse on the boards, but genuine insults show a lack of friendship and mutual respect - which is fine when they're warranted. Not embarassed about appearing grumpy when I'm trying to stand up for myself.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867974
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Fri 15/07/05 10:18

What was said I missed it?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 867975
From: K H: Jumped ship to Facebook (vfrooom) on Fri 15/07/05 10:18

I think Dodgy's more used to errors like:

%SYSTEM-F-INSUFUSQ, Permission denied - insufficient user IQ.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 868036
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 15/07/05 10:52

15th July - 10:52
Name - Chaz
Mardy strop level - 8ish
Reason - The mere mention of ... the MMC!!!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 868039
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Fri 15/07/05 10:54

Shut you fucking hole!
<..all/>

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 868183
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 15/07/05 11:32

15th July - 11:31
Name - Dez
Mardy strop level - 10
Reason - THE MMC! AGAIN!!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 868330
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 15/07/05 12:08

15th July - 12:07
Name - Everyone except Tel, Dayt, Trev and Cliff
Mardy strop level - 11 Reason - Ragweek.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 868335
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Fri 15/07/05 12:09

lol

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 874901
From: Carl F: ree lance gimp!!!!!! (fritz) on Wed 20/07/05 14:33

20th july name -doyley mardy strop level-6 reason- signs for round 2 need to be bigger..

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 874906
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 20/07/05 14:35

You're a very, very brave man, Carl.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 874907
From: Carl F: ree lance gimp!!!!!! (fritz) on Wed 20/07/05 14:38

possibly stupid as well with hind sight!!!!

im going to need first aid at round 2 arnt i???

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 874908
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 20/07/05 14:38

20th July 2005 - 2:30
Name - Dodgy
Mardy strop level (1-10) - -1 complete apathy has set in
Reason - another dreams just been flushed down the pan.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 874913
From: Carl F: ree lance gimp!!!!!! (fritz) on Wed 20/07/05 14:40

your C90 is still in bits isnt it??

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 874943
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 20/07/05 14:49

20th July 2005 - 2:30ish Name - KFB
Mardy strop level (1-10) 100billion
Reason - Doesn't want fun signs, for our fun day!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 876856
From: Ian M: Ecliptical Sauce Pipe (mrbluesky) on Thu 21/07/05 16:13

21th July 2005 - 13:30ish Name - Del Pork Mardy strop level (1-10) Below 0 Reason - Gave the perp a poke in the eye, dropped his shoulder and flounced right out the door!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 876860
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 21/07/05 16:15

21st July - 2:30
Name - Anthony Francis
Mardy strop level - 10
Reason - He's a lying twat!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 876863
From: Ian M: Ecliptical Sauce Pipe (mrbluesky) on Thu 21/07/05 16:16

21th July 2005 - 13:30ish
Name - Del Pork
Mardy strop level (1-10) Below 0
Reason - Gave the perp a poke in the eye, dropped his shoulder and flounced right out the door!

That's better.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 876868
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 21/07/05 16:17

21st July 2005 - 16:18
Name - Anthony Francis
Mardy strop level (1-10)50
Reason - Chalky rassclart porkman didn't fold after race card was played!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 887350
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 28/07/05 11:51

28ht July 2005 - 11:51
Name - Gay Phil
Mardy strop level (1-10)squillions
Reason - His ever denied gayness!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 887354
From: Phil M: Home Rule for Norfolk. (philmatthews) on Thu 28/07/05 11:52

bollocks, i'm really happy, not gay, just happy.

You stocky little poof!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 887355
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 28/07/05 11:53

28ht July 2005 - 11:53
Name - Gay Phil
Mardy strop level (1-10)squillions and squllions
Reason - See his post, says it all.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 887466
From: S A: www.sparkyslider.co.uk (s1opp) on Thu 28/07/05 12:44

28th July 2005 - 12:45
Name - Dodgyhaircut
Mardy Strop Level (1-10) : 9.5 and rising
Reason : quickfind:57310

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 897507
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Fri 05/08/05 12:59

Doink

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 897515
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 05/08/05 13:06

Cheers Chris.

5th August 2005 - 10:59
Name - Gob (Superhero name: The Human-Megaphone)
Mardy Strop Level (1-10) : 7.5 and rising
Reason : Tel not blowing enough hot air up his arse regarding his performance at Mallory yesterday. quickfind:57797

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 897517
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Fri 05/08/05 13:11

It's for his own good really, aviods piles 'n all that!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 897518
From: S A: www.sparkyslider.co.uk (s1opp) on Fri 05/08/05 13:13

How he could get in a strop about something sooooooo predictable is beyond me.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 897519
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 05/08/05 13:13

Pete - isn't it best not to compliment a potential fellow competitor for fear of giving away a psychological advantage?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 897522
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Fri 05/08/05 13:15

http://photo.noddingdogs.org/10/41/g10417.jpg

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 897523
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Fri 05/08/05 13:15

But that would mean a week at eurocup being mardy to everyone!

And then still being at the back!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 897525
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Fri 05/08/05 13:16

Did tel have implants for that pic?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 897533
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 05/08/05 13:27

http://photo.noddingdogs.org/10/85/g10852.jpg

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 900022
From: Dale L: achen an der Gefahr ! (superretard01) on Mon 08/08/05 20:42

8th August 2005 - 20:41 Name - Team TPK Mardy Strop Level (1-10) : 10.1 and rising Reason : Light-hearted banter ingested via arsehole. Sideways. quickfind:58015

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 900032
From: Michele H: One of the Town's Evil Undead. (drac) on Mon 08/08/05 20:48

Dale, Sorry but from what I hear Chaz serviced bikes from all teams, including ours...

That�s not stropping, thats keeping the spirit of the thing going.

Ta Chaz by the way.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 900036
From: Dale L: achen an der Gefahr ! (superretard01) on Mon 08/08/05 20:52

Did I ever accuse anybody of anything but uncommonly good sportsmanship?

Did I suggest that Chaz was anything but a 'kin star?

Apart from the mono-cylinder quip

I had a great day, all I'm trying to do is convince people of the speedo thing!

We can take mileages at pit-stops for an unofficial leaderboard and everything! Wicked innit?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 900040
From: Michele H: One of the Town's Evil Undead. (drac) on Mon 08/08/05 20:53

Dale.

Come and talk to me about our speedo.

I�m sure we�ll come to an agreement.

Sorted.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 900127
From: K H: Jumped ship to Facebook (vfrooom) on Mon 08/08/05 21:34

Drac - I've heard that speedos do NOT make good suppositories.

Do carry on.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 903051
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 10/08/05 14:09

Bump

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 903057
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 10/08/05 14:11

Er... Dez - why did you bump this?

Not shit stirring are ya?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 903085
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 10/08/05 14:18

greg mentioned he was having trouble...

Why Dodge, are you?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 903088
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 10/08/05 14:19

Nope. I think the quicker everyone forgets the daft arguments and gets on with enjoying a good chatboard and doing the fun charity thing the better.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 903093
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 10/08/05 14:21

Whjust ignore me, apparently my opinion is neither wanted nor cared about anyway.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 903096
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 10/08/05 14:23

i care about your opinion Dez!

When I know what you think on a subject I do the opposite.

(This is a joke.)

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 903099
From: Greg R: 1000 (gregmvf4) on Wed 10/08/05 14:26

Dodge - the necessity of the 3rd line of your post is a sad indictment of the current mindset of this forum ...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 903102
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Wed 10/08/05 14:26

I love everybody still.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 903104
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 10/08/05 14:27

Amen to that Greg.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 903106
From: Mark L: Being Ace is Easy (spider) on Wed 10/08/05 14:28

Same here mike !

With the exception of Trev, obviously.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 911049
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Wed 17/08/05 13:16

Date: 17/08/05 13:18
Nodder: HickoryJames
Mardy strop level: 8.2+
Contributing factor(s): His long thin cock.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 911052
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 17/08/05 13:17

No one said it was long.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 920525
From: Big D: o you think I'm seeeeexxy (gixer_returns) on Thu 25/08/05 13:20

25th August 2005 - 13.10 Name - Waxy Mardy Strop Level (1-10) : 9 and risin Reason : Buying cheap tat online and being pulled up for it the cheapo poof.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 922170
From: Derek I: !!ND XMAS BASH - CLOSED!! (porkscratchin) on Fri 26/08/05 13:35

Time/Place: 13:33hrs, 26/08/05

Who: Me

Why: I have to do a turdy Taxi check and can't get out of it when theres a paarrtay going on an hour or so away.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 922171
From: Ruthetta R: eturns as....Valerie Singleton (aphrodite) on Fri 26/08/05 13:36

you have to check taxi's tonight?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 922179
From: Derek I: !!ND XMAS BASH - CLOSED!! (porkscratchin) on Fri 26/08/05 13:40

I'm not answering that...i can see what your doing.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 922189
From: Ruthetta R: eturns as....Valerie Singleton (aphrodite) on Fri 26/08/05 13:48

sorry, have taken too much ibruprofen and quite possibly don't know what I am typing.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 922191
From: James H (hickoryjames) on Fri 26/08/05 13:49

wow you get a hit of ibuprofen, whish it was that cheap for all of us

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 922194
From: Ruthetta R: eturns as....Valerie Singleton (aphrodite) on Fri 26/08/05 13:52

yeah, am really spaced out.

Codeine works too.

Might get some ibruprofen cream and rub it on my temples for a bit of experiementation.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 922196
From: James H (hickoryjames) on Fri 26/08/05 13:54

well if you truly look like rosie miller...can't be any worse YIKES!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 922197
From: Ruthetta R: eturns as....Valerie Singleton (aphrodite) on Fri 26/08/05 13:55

I even act and sound like her Jimbob.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 922199
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Fri 26/08/05 14:00

Ruth, stop teasing poor ickle James.

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 922200
From: James H (hickoryjames) on Fri 26/08/05 14:00

awwww so you have a husband called KEEEF and kids called darn and debeee and a grand daughter called aleeeyyysha. Cool

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 922219
From: Ruthetta R: eturns as....Valerie Singleton (aphrodite) on Fri 26/08/05 14:18

my familee meens everything to me James, I'd do anything for them.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 922230
From: James H (hickoryjames) on Fri 26/08/05 14:28

ha ha ha your answer is almost as funny as me realising Giles is a closet Bravestar watcher!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 922386
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Fri 26/08/05 16:19

Hi Hopey.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 926206
From: Alistair J: ust Minty � (madeupname) on Wed 31/08/05 11:50

Wednesday 31st Aug 2005 - 11:40
Name - Crashy
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 8.5
Reason - Didn't like the advice.

3

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 926210
From: Trev M: � (y282) on Wed 31/08/05 11:51

who's crashy?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 926215
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Wed 31/08/05 11:52

See "Right handers" thread.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 926295
From: S A: www.sparkyslider.co.uk (s1opp) on Wed 31/08/05 12:31

ha ha ha ha

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 936544
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 08/09/05 09:17

Date: 7/09/05
Nodder: Archangel
Mardy strop level: 8+
Contributing factor(s): Dunno, but the grumpy old prima donna isn't answering his PMs. Maybe I sent em to spicey by mistake.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 937386
From: Mark L: Being Ace is Easy (spider) on Thu 08/09/05 16:17

what this one ?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 937388
From: Trev M: � (y282) on Thu 08/09/05 16:18

this one, yes.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 951367
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Mon 19/09/05 15:26

Date: 19/09/05
Nodder: Dez
Mardy strop level: 9
Contributing factor(s): Bit insecure about not getting his knee down by the sound of it. Fag.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 951369
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Mon 19/09/05 15:27

:|

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 955114
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 21/09/05 10:59

Date: 19/09/05
Nodder: Tel
Mardy strop level: 900,000,000
Contributing factor(s): Not knowing why his bike is called, what he calls it!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 955118
From: Neill H: e's still waiting............. (hopey68) on Wed 21/09/05 11:00

Doris

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 959601
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 23/09/05 13:18

Date: 23/09/05
Nodder: Gavin Gidaffy
Mardy strop level: 9
Contributing factor(s): HE JUST WANTS A STRAIGHT FUCKING ANSWER!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 964816
From: Derek I: !!ND XMAS BASH - CLOSED!! (porkscratchin) on Wed 28/09/05 08:38

Date: 28/09/05

Nodder: Me

Mardy Strop Level: 8

Contributing Factor(s): It's have a go at me day obviously.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 964907
From: Cliff M: arine boy (JSNTTC) (snarks) on Wed 28/09/05 09:13

Del

Harsh v v Harsh

ACAC!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 969012
From: Terry S: perm donor (eltel) on Fri 30/09/05 10:38

Date: 30/09/05

Nodder: Gavpoof

Mardy Strop Level: 11

Contributing Factor(s): Misplaced some baggage and discovered professional reputation is now on the line as a consequence.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 969016
From: Neill H: e's still waiting............. (hopey68) on Fri 30/09/05 10:40

professional reputation!!

hahahahahahaha

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 969426
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 30/09/05 13:48

Date: 30/09/05
Nodder: Dodgy
Mardy strop level: 5
Contributing factor(s): Worn down.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 969427
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Fri 30/09/05 13:48

sore with it?

Preperation H is good i hear!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 969447
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Fri 30/09/05 13:54

Don't use it on broken skin tho dez ffs!

Erm.... I've heard.

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 969634
From: Ian M: Ecliptical Sauce Pipe (mrbluesky) on Fri 30/09/05 14:50

Date: 30/09/05
Nodder: Dolly
Mardy strop level: 0
Contributing factor(s): Cool as a cucumber supping iced Gaspachio from a chilled spoon, in an ice hotel in Iceland.....

In the nude.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 969666
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Fri 30/09/05 15:00

thats rather cool...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 974411
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 04/10/05 12:12

Date: 04/10/05
Nodder: Gav
Mardy strop level: 9+
Contributing factor(s): semantics

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 974415
From: S A: www.sparkyslider.co.uk (s1opp) on Tue 04/10/05 12:13

I didn't know he'd got it in for the Jews too.

Bastard

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 974416
From: Stephen C: unt (cougar) on Tue 04/10/05 12:13

classic Dez. pmsl

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 979228
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Thu 06/10/05 15:42

Date: 06/10/05
Nodder: Waxy
Mardy strop level: 9+
Contributing factor(s): Being a fat Primark glamour girl.

4

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1002678
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 26/10/05 11:58

Date: 26/10/05
Nodder: Gob
Mardy strop level: 7-9
Contributing factor(s): rising mardyness at use of the word /Oowee/, and association with Lizzi!

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1002681
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 26/10/05 11:59

Date: 26/10/05
Nodder: Gob
Mardy strop level: 9 and rising
Contributing factor(s): Guilty cons, er, consie, you know what i mean!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1002682
From: Trev M: � (y282) on Wed 26/10/05 12:00

see, i was gonna put him on here for the whole /Oowee/ word thing, but i couldnt find the thread.

i'm such a cunt.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1002842
From: The G (gob) on Wed 26/10/05 13:07

I am not mardy feckers and I do not feel guilty about anything

ok I have issues with the word C***

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1002844
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 26/10/05 13:09

Cabbage?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1002845
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 26/10/05 13:09

Date: 26/10/05
Nodder: Gob
Mardy strop level: 12 and rising
Contributing factor(s): Maybe it's rag week?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1002847
From: Laurie B: ig bad dad (bedsbiker) on Wed 26/10/05 13:10

I'm in a mardy strop with some /Oowee/ in another place on the net. I want to break his kneecaps.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1002850
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 26/10/05 13:11

And we care, er why?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1002852
From: The G (gob) on Wed 26/10/05 13:13

LOL how high does this scale go

IT IS NOT RAG WEEK I AM FINE

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1002857
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 26/10/05 13:15

Yes ok Trunky!

Calm down!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1002862
From: The G (gob) on Wed 26/10/05 13:16

has been a while since I had so much fun on these boards

really was a good day Saturday

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1037764
From: Derek I: !!ND XMAS BASH - CLOSED!! (porkscratchin) on Fri 25/11/05 23:36

Date: 25/11/05

Time: 22:30

reason: Being accused of a bag of spuds dropper and getting iritated

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1037768
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Fri 25/11/05 23:37

ha ha ha ha ha....

Gingery strop

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1037770
From: Derek I: !!ND XMAS BASH - CLOSED!! (porkscratchin) on Fri 25/11/05 23:37

oh, and it's me btw.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1037772
From: Andrew B (595daytona) on Fri 25/11/05 23:40

'being accused of a bag of spuds dropper'?

It don't make sense to my tiny mind.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1037777
From: Ronnie I: Leviathan of Love (hedge) on Fri 25/11/05 23:43

Oh Dear!!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1043603
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 01/12/05 10:56

Date: 01/12/05 Nodder: Gob
Mardy strop level: eleventy squillion
Contributing factor(s): I said Slopp has made a differance to the planning of TRB.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1043610
From: W B: ack in black... (w60ods) on Thu 01/12/05 10:57

Date: 01/12/05 Nodder: Woods
Mardy strop level: eleventy squillion and ONE
Contributing factor(s): Doyley called me Gob.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1043611
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 01/12/05 10:58

Oooooops!

Sorry Dodge!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1043624
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 01/12/05 11:02

He wishes*.

* this is a lie.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1057117
From: W B: ack in black... (w60ods) on Thu 15/12/05 13:52

Date: 01/12/05 Nodder: Dezeneeber Scrooge
Mardy strop level: 10 Lords a Leaping
Contributing factor(s): Bah Humbug.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1057121
From: W B: ack in black... (w60ods) on Thu 15/12/05 13:55

Shit - forgot to change the date!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1057122
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 15/12/05 13:58

A spectrum owner wouldn't fuck up like that.

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1159270
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Sat 11/03/06 08:48

I have woken up early and am rather bored resulting in my reading of this entire thread.

We truly are a bunch of funny cunts.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1159297
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Sat 11/03/06 13:06

hear, hear!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1159298
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Sat 11/03/06 13:07

Sorry, what I meant to say was...

hear, all ye good people, hear what this brilliant and eloquent speaker has to say!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1161132
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Mon 13/03/06 17:10

Date: 13/03/06
Nodder: Noodle
Mardy strop level: 9 and rising
Contributing factor(s): Can't get over Fact His C90 team are proper shite and will never beat TPK.

2
3

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1163855
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 15/03/06 15:35

Date: 15/03/06
Nodder: Dez
Mardy strop level: 9.8
Contributing factor(s): he's a mardy little turd. quickfind:72537

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1163880
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 15/03/06 15:43

Date: 15/03/06
Nodder: Dodge
Mardy strop level: 67+
Contributing factor(s): Worried his kids might end up socially retarded like him!quickfind:72537

3
1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1163882
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 15/03/06 15:43

9.9....

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1164062
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Wed 15/03/06 16:45

Date: 15/03/06
Nodder: Waxy
Mardy strop level: 10
Contributing factor(s): Sharon Stone won an injunction on him for stalking. The old wrinkly BITCH!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1206100
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 18/04/06 15:50

Date: 18/04/06
Nodder: Waxy
Mardy strop level: 10
Contributing factor(s):He's tired, oh so VERY tired!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1206107
From: Neill H: e's still waiting............. (hopey68) on Tue 18/04/06 15:51

its been a month since the last one......

hmmmmm

3

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1219375
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Fri 28/04/06 15:31

Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1161132 From: Dez E: Gotta be beat down to be down� (pitbulluk) on Mon 13/03/06 17:10

Date: 13/03/06 Nodder: Noodle Mardy strop level: 9 and rising Contributing factor(s): Can't get over Fact His C90 team are proper shite and will never beat TPK.

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1219376
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Fri 28/04/06 15:32

Hahahahaha.

It's funny because it's true....

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1219460
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Fri 28/04/06 15:59

Date: 28/04/06
Nodder: Jaydub
Mardy strop level: 9 and rising
Contributing factor(s): He's not the only who knows about bike racing!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1219472
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Fri 28/04/06 16:01

Dammit Doyley, you've messed up my statistics!

That's Jaydub's third...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1219480
From: S A: www.sparkyslider.co.uk (s1opp) on Fri 28/04/06 16:02

Date: 28/04/06
Nodder: Spicey
Mardy strop level: 7 and rising
Contributing factor(s): Doyley messed up her stats

6

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1219483
From: Jonathan W: ill soon have a ER-6n :) (jaydub) on Fri 28/04/06 16:03

Date: 28/04/06

Nodder: Doyley

Mardy strop level: 8

Contributing factor(s): Hes a funny brummie

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1219486
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Fri 28/04/06 16:03

Arrrrgggghhhhh!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1219487
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Fri 28/04/06 16:03

Yes but surely this starts a new year in mardy stropping!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1219491
From: Peter D: Fairings are for HOMO's (fasterpussycat) on Fri 28/04/06 16:05

Waxy can afford to give the others a 3 strop head-start!

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1219493
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Fri 28/04/06 16:05

Date: 28/04/06
Nodder: Jaydub
Mardy strop level: 9 and rising
Contributing factor(s): can't do line breaks properly and still doesn't quite get it!

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1219499
From: Jonathan W: ill soon have a ER-6n :) (jaydub) on Fri 28/04/06 16:08

Look at the chimleys

Now say that in a broad brum accent!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1219684
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Fri 28/04/06 16:55

Date: 28/04/06 Nodder: Jaydub Mardy strop level: 25 and rising Contributing factor(s): Doesn;t understand, why people don;t like the shite he sells!!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1219728
From: Jonathan W: ill soon have a ER-6n :) (jaydub) on Fri 28/04/06 17:18

I love you I do :)

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1219743
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Fri 28/04/06 17:23

Bad luck Dez.

Stick to stuff that you are fairly sure will happen in future.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1219751
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Fri 28/04/06 17:27

how do you know i was refering to round 1?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1219754
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Fri 28/04/06 17:28

Oooh, slippery-er than a slippery thing from Slipperytown!

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1232342
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 10/05/06 13:36

Date: 10/05/06
Nodder: Doyley
Mardy strop level: 5
Contributing factor(s): wishes he built sheds for a living instead of knocking stuff down

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1232348
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 10/05/06 13:38

Fucker you beat me to it, i was trying to find this!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1232350
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 10/05/06 13:38

pmsl - I just want your "count" to be higher than mine next time spicey adds them up

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1232352
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 10/05/06 13:39

Nah this is a piss take she doesn;t include them!

Hahahahaha!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1232355
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 10/05/06 13:40

Date: 10/05/06
Nodder: Dodgy
Mardy strop level: 7 +
Contributing factor(s): Still upset about the fact that he has more mardy strops than me!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1232357
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 10/05/06 13:40

Bugger :O/

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1232368
From: Neill H: e's still waiting............. (hopey68) on Wed 10/05/06 13:44

Me
I just am OK

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1232497
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 10/05/06 14:17

Date: 10/05/06
Nodder: Waxy
Mardy strop level: fuckin loads
Contributing factor(s): His team aren;t as good as arsenal.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1232515
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Wed 10/05/06 14:23

I'm not in a mardy strop at all, when you've been a Spurs fan all your life you are resigned to disappointment, especially where Arsenal are concerned.

Please rescind your accusation.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1232523
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Wed 10/05/06 14:24

Date: 10/05/06
Nodder: Waxy
Mardy strop level: fuckin loads
Contributing factor(s): Being accused of being in a mardy strop.

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1232527
From: The W: anking Champion UK (waxy) on Wed 10/05/06 14:26

numb..

Nice try.

Filthy Frenchie...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1232545
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Wed 10/05/06 14:32

Haw hee haw hee haw hee haw.

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1232547
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 10/05/06 14:35

Date: 10/05/06
Nodder: HickoryJames
Mardy strop level: Pouting like a girl
Contributing factor(s): Like he needs one!!!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1232949
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 10/05/06 17:29

Date: 10/05/06
Nodder: bedsbiker
Mardy strop level: Levelling out at 70mph
Contributing factor(s): Unable to shake the Dodgy dealer image

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1238363
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Mon 15/05/06 14:10

Date: 15/05/06
Nodder: bedsbiker
Mardy strop level: stratospheric
Contributing factor(s): being poor and having to sell shit stuff.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1238727
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Mon 15/05/06 16:24

Date: 15/05/06
Nodder: Trev Mardy strop level: Mild but rising Contributing factor(s): his entry into gayer thread, twice in 30 mins!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1238732
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Mon 15/05/06 16:24

Date: 15/05/06
Nodder: Trev
Mardy strop level: Mild but rising
Contributing factor(s): his entry into gayer thread, twice in 30 mins!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1261576
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 06/06/06 07:24

Date: 06/06/06
Nodder: Scouse Gaz
Mardy strop level:Stratospheric
Contributing factor(s): His inability to be positive!

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1261580
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Tue 06/06/06 07:58

True

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1268073
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Sat 10/06/06 18:46

Date: 10/06/06
Nodder: Pale Slowmass
Mardy strop level: Barred from the sweetie shop
Contributing factor(s): His Weight/and sensitivity to criticism

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1268074
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Sat 10/06/06 18:50

http://www.sprintpcsinfo.com/articles/watermark.jpg

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1270200
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 13/06/06 09:17

Date: 10/06/06
Nodder: Ange (kwak)
Mardy strop level: nointay noine tharzand
Contributing factor(s): Crap on a C90, (so Tina says)

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1272998
From: Stu H: e invents 'illiqual'....Toolie (mr.t) on Wed 14/06/06 19:01

Date: 15/06/06 (tomorrow)
Nodder: Gix
Mardy strop level: 9.5
Contributing factor(s): coz doyley beat him to a gsxr750.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1273001
From: Big D: o you think I'm seeeeexxy (gixer_returns) on Wed 14/06/06 19:10

Thats my first ever mardy thread thing!

Cheers Toolie!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1273002
From: Big D: o you think I'm seeeeexxy (gixer_returns) on Wed 14/06/06 19:11

Thats my first ever mardy thread thing!

Cheers Toolie!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1273003
From: Big D: o you think I'm seeeeexxy (gixer_returns) on Wed 14/06/06 19:11

Thats my first ever mardy thread thing!

Cheers Toolie!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1273004
From: Michele H: One of the Town's Evil Undead. (drac) on Wed 14/06/06 19:12

Shaking with excitement, obviously.

Stu says you wind up soooooo easily.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1273006
From: Big D: o you think I'm seeeeexxy (gixer_returns) on Wed 14/06/06 19:13

Shut it, both of you!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1273007
From: Michele H: One of the Town's Evil Undead. (drac) on Wed 14/06/06 19:13

Mwhahahahahahahaaaaaa

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286115
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 27/06/06 14:44

Date: 27/06/06
Nodder: Minty
Mardy strop level: 9
Contributing factor(s): She fell over! She fell over!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286118
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 27/06/06 14:45

Date: 27/06/06
Nodder: Dez
Mardy strop level: 2
Contributing factor(s): Speed envy

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286120
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 27/06/06 14:48

are you his girlfriend now then or what?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286121
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 27/06/06 14:48

I'd like to be.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286124
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 27/06/06 14:49

SHUT IT, you pale faced slag!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286128
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 27/06/06 14:50

Oh shit, I badmouthed Doyley's bitch!

hahahahaha

I laugh at you chubby weight lifter types with your shaved heads and your shrunken testicles.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286130
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 27/06/06 14:51

No YOU'RE the bitch!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286131
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 27/06/06 14:52

Your mostly jealous of our tan though, and our popularity, and our good looks, and our money, and our fabulouys lives though!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286134
From: Alistair J: ust Minty � (madeupname) on Tue 27/06/06 14:53

Was at about an 11 at the time.

Fine about it now. Could have been a fair bit worse or at least that's how I see it.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286137
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 27/06/06 14:54

I can't be doyley's bitch Dez! He's too busy tonguing your anus!

Chris. You're really not good looking. 80% of your life is spent on here. You are rich, Dez is poor. I'd love to comment on the popular bit... I REALLY WOULD!

pffffft

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286144
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 27/06/06 14:56

*remembers to top tan up at the gym later*

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286147
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 27/06/06 14:58

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286148
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 27/06/06 14:58

Hey i';m popular everyone lives me. Youjust can';t recognise the symptons as you've never had it happen before!

And i;m handsome as all fuck, again your inane jealousy just makes me stronger!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286150
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 27/06/06 14:59

Not 80% of my life, i do lots of work too.

And i hardly log on at night!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286151
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 27/06/06 14:59

careful Didge!

You've made him turn into the hulk, his fat fingers are mashing the keyboard again!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286154
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 27/06/06 15:00

Chris, your mard level's rising. I can tell cos you punch the keyboard while you're typing. By the look of it.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286156
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 27/06/06 15:01

I can't type fast enough for my brain or summat!

I;m dialecisk innit!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286160
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 27/06/06 15:02

Nah - I was a bit out of order. Dez is quite popular.

I've had very few PMs off people saying they dislike Dez.

And that's all I have to say on the matter.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286161
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 27/06/06 15:02

GROUP HUG!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286166
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 27/06/06 15:03

Lots of people hate me Didge...

i like it that way.

>:]

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286170
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 27/06/06 15:04

Dodge sending yourself pm's from your alias's doesn't count!

And besides it's only Giles that gets pm from people telling him i'm not popular!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286172
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 27/06/06 15:05

Oh you'd be suprised.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286173
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 27/06/06 15:05

I had a PM from Giles once telling me how he hated me!

i felt then and still do a pride unequalled!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286174
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 27/06/06 15:05

I stick up for you like.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286176
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 27/06/06 15:06

From GILES Dez? Fuck off.

Really?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286181
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 27/06/06 15:07

sniff

*wipes away tear of pride*

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286185
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 27/06/06 15:09

Respect due!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286186
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Tue 27/06/06 15:09

i never get a mardy on

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286187
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 27/06/06 15:10

How's the bathroom Kelc?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286189
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 27/06/06 15:10

Smashy smashy

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286190
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Tue 27/06/06 15:11

fine now its been de-dodged

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286193
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 27/06/06 15:13

You BASTARD!!!!! 0.,mgoik

iun ;pshv;ocirpoe qr

7c49; .naqrv;orew

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286196
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Tue 27/06/06 15:15

?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1286199
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 27/06/06 15:15

lol

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1299946
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 11/07/06 13:45

Date: 11/07/06
Nodder: Waxy Mushugana
Mardy strop level: Biblical
Contributing factor(s): Big racist girly on the blob with no friends and a bad hair cut.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1299952
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 11/07/06 13:46

Date: 11/07/06
Nodder: Waxenstien
Mardy strop level: Biblical (and then some) Contributing factor(s): suddenly forgot to have a smile!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1300059
From: Charlie C: parp (electric_banana) on Tue 11/07/06 14:27

"Mardy strop level: Biblical"

PMSL!!!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1336678
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Sun 20/08/06 22:34

*ahem*

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1336680
From: Andy V: thecampervantales.com/forum/ (andyv) on Sun 20/08/06 22:36

april 05 ffs !

i must be the only nodder who has never posted on the mardy strop thread !

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1336681
From: Andy V: thecampervantales.com/forum/ (andyv) on Sun 20/08/06 22:37

shit !

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1336682
From: K H: Jumped ship to Facebook (vfrooom) on Sun 20/08/06 22:38

You steaming degenerate!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1336684
From: Andy V: thecampervantales.com/forum/ (andyv) on Sun 20/08/06 22:42

my life's work ruined in a drunken moment of mardiness....

damn the jacob's creek....

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1336685
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Sun 20/08/06 22:43

Date: Sunday 20th August, 2006 - 16:37pm

Nodder: Inzaman Al Huq

Mardy strop level: 100

Contributing factor(s): being accused of cheating at cricket.

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1336687
From: K H: Jumped ship to Facebook (vfrooom) on Sun 20/08/06 22:45

Only 100? That's quite restrained.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1336688
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Sun 20/08/06 22:46

By tomorrow it'll be of biblical proportions.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1336689
From: K H: Jumped ship to Facebook (vfrooom) on Sun 20/08/06 22:48

And a plague of locusts did descend upon the Oval.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1351106
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 05/09/06 16:15

Date: Tuesday 5th september
Nodder: Bedsbiker
Mardy strop level: Adult
Contributing factor(s): Can't understand MODERN humour and thinks he's really 12 feet tall, oh and still a teenager.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1351202
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 05/09/06 16:42

Date: Tuesday 5th september
Nodder: Pitbulluk
Mardy strop level: Moderate
Contributing factor(s): Drags mardy thread out of the closet and nobody appreciates it!

:/

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1351213
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 05/09/06 16:46

I did dude, i was busy preparing myself for court though!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1351218
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 05/09/06 16:47

Getting ready=hiring a lookey-likey to wear a semtex waistcoat

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1351220
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 05/09/06 16:47

Date: Tuesday 5th september
Nodder: Bedsbiker
Mardy strop level: stratospheric (well it will be)
Contributing factor(s): He thought that was bad i've got summat new to constantly take the piss out of now!

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1353555
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 07/09/06 16:20

ping

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1362248
From: Stu H: e invents 'illiqual'....Toolie (mr.t) on Thu 14/09/06 21:33

u rang?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1362256
From: Andy V: thecampervantales.com/forum/ (andyv) on Thu 14/09/06 21:35

a tang !

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1365877
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 20/09/06 13:47

Weds, 20th Sept, 13.47

Name - Laurie

Mardy strop level (1-10) 7 and rising

Reason : Too thin-skinned

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1365884
From: Laurie B: ig bad dad (bedsbiker) on Wed 20/09/06 13:50

Weds, 20th Sept, 13.47

Name - Doyley

Mardy strop level (1-10) Varying between 5 and 8

Reason : Doesn't like having his masculinity or security questioned.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1365885
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 20/09/06 13:51

Date: Wednesday 20th september
Nodder: Bedsbiker
Mardy strop level: 18 or under
Contributing factor(s): i really don't think he knows how to laugh at himself!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1365889
From: Laurie B: ig bad dad (bedsbiker) on Wed 20/09/06 13:52

I'm sitting here with a huge grin on my face, you big brummie gayer.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1365969
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 20/09/06 14:21

Date: Wednesday 20th september
Nodder: Bedsbiker
Mardy strop level: 18 or under
Contributing factor(s): Got no reason to sue me, as he's admitted he laughing! (Maybe)

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1366027
From: K H: Jumped ship to Facebook (vfrooom) on Wed 20/09/06 14:58

D'Oily & Bedsbiker
Sitting in a tree
Expressing their devotions
Homosexually.

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1366030
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 20/09/06 14:59

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1431406
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Wed 13/12/06 17:52

Date: Mercredi 13 D�cembre
Nodd�r: Le Numb
Niveau de cuir de Mardy: huit points
Facteurs de contribution: il a seulement un lung

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1431409
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Wed 13/12/06 17:54

Hurrah!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1431410
From: Greg R: 1000 (gregmvf4) on Wed 13/12/06 17:55

Well done Spicey. *imagines Jason's bandwidth meter jumping off the end of the scale as 14 Nodders all open this thread*

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1431411
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Wed 13/12/06 17:57

Wanky AltaVista Babel Fish can't tell me the French for 'lung'...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1431448
From: Stu H: e invents 'illiqual'....Toolie (mr.t) on Wed 13/12/06 21:14

poumon .. in french.

or even .. pulm�n .. in espanol..

if u put in 'lung cancer'.. it gives u the answer.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1450266
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Mon 15/01/07 14:27

Date: 15th Jan 2007
Nodder: Dodgy
Mardy strop level: Mild but rising Contributing factor(s): David didn;t know his book was also a graphic novel....

(i don't even know what a graphic novel is)

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1450267
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Mon 15/01/07 14:27

But you sure know what a mardy strop is.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1450270
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Mon 15/01/07 14:29

Stop trying to make me look moody when it is in fact YOU, who is the moody one!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1450271
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Mon 15/01/07 14:30

Don't use capitals with me, fatty.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1450272
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Mon 15/01/07 14:30

That was in the voice of the evil cat, from cats and dogs by the way!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1450273
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Mon 15/01/07 14:31

What's "cats and dogs"?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1450275
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Mon 15/01/07 14:31

It's a film, chubby!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1450278
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Mon 15/01/07 14:32

Oh right.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1526894
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Wed 25/04/07 16:33

Yay Spicey

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1526902
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 25/04/07 16:38

yay!!!!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527229
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 26/04/07 09:47

Date: 26th April 2007
Nodder: Dez
Mardy strop level: up and down
Contributing factor(s): Nobody understands him

12

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527357
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 26/04/07 11:34

Date: 26th April 2007
Nodder: Doyley
Mardy strop level: prone to change
Contributing factor(s): Hasn't taken anything over yet today

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527372
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 26/04/07 11:39

You can't mardy strop someone for summat they MAY do!

Ya big moody mood face!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527373
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 26/04/07 11:40

oh no? try stopping me Takey the takeover man!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527378
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 26/04/07 11:42

Perhaps i will, when i take over ND, then you;ll be sorry, won;t you HUH HUH!??

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527382
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 26/04/07 11:44

Pfffft...

You're not the boss of me takey!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527384
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 26/04/07 11:45

Screw you moodster!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527386
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 26/04/07 11:46

*folds arms and huffs*

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527388
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Thu 26/04/07 11:46

I think Dez's dental dam is chafing...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527389
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 26/04/07 11:47

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527392
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 26/04/07 11:47

*takes another gift out of Spicey's pressie package*

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527394
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Thu 26/04/07 11:48

Shit, I haven't got yours yet!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527395
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Thu 26/04/07 11:48

*takes another gift out of Spicey's pressie package*

That just leaves one testicle and a penis.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527401
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 26/04/07 11:54

Date: 26th April 2007
Nodder: Dez
Mardy strop level: sinking
Contributing factor(s): Possible Birthday gift haul diminishing

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527403
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Thu 26/04/07 11:58

This is all good stuff - keep it up, girls !

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527590
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 26/04/07 13:51

Date: 26th April 2007
Nodder: Greg
Mardy strop level: Club Class
Contributing factor(s): The proles are revolting

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527593
From: Greg R: 1000 (gregmvf4) on Thu 26/04/07 13:56

*gets purple crayon, makes 'special' mark next to von Smallhausen's name*

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527707
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 26/04/07 16:14

Date: almost every day!!
Nodder: Hopey Mardy strop level: piss boiling
Contributing factor(s): varying from lack of work to lack of payment to reds being at home!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527708
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 26/04/07 16:15

Date: almost every day!!
Nodder: Hopey
Mardy strop level: piss boiling
Contributing factor(s): varying from lack of work to lack of payment to reds being at home

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527711
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Thu 26/04/07 16:24

Chris, you missed out unwell daisy dog on that!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527720
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 26/04/07 16:49

Is daisy ill?

Wassup wiv it?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1527723
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Thu 26/04/07 16:55

Her back legs aren't to good, kinda dog arther-itis.

She's on pain killers n stuff, but get's tired quickly. Poor neenee has had mad vet bills (would be cheeper with a new dog, but don't tell Neill or Lynne i said that)

Errr oops!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1528101
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Fri 27/04/07 10:57

Date: 27th April 2007
Nodder: Dez & Clare
Mardy strop level: 8
Contributing factor(s): Being Gay for each other.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1528103
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Fri 27/04/07 10:58

you know, for a supposed intelligent man, you are a complete fuckwit at times Noodle.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1528105
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Fri 27/04/07 10:59

I fangyew.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1528107
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Fri 27/04/07 11:00

oh don't thank me, it wasn't a compliment.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1528118
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Fri 27/04/07 11:12

Getting mardy about the Mardy Strop thread counts double, right?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1528123
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Fri 27/04/07 11:16

genius

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1530835
From: Stu H: e invents 'illiqual'....Toolie (mr.t) on Tue 01/05/07 13:29

so glad i bookmarked this thd.

hehe.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532063
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 02/05/07 16:04

Thursday 3rd of May

Name: Chris

Level:8 and climbing

Contributory factors: Me calling Carl Forgy an asshole and maybe Neill ignoring him!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532066
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 02/05/07 16:08

Oooooooooooooh !

Brothers - in - bitching !

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532069
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 02/05/07 16:13

I don't know about brothers in bitching David.

I thought Chris's comments on neill's thread were funny.

Havent a clue why Neill's ignoreing him, guess neills in one of them moods!?!?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532073
From: Mark L: Being Ace is Easy (spider) on Wed 02/05/07 16:15

He is Scottish !

He is being economical with his breath.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532074
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Wed 02/05/07 16:15

Forgy?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532079
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Wed 02/05/07 16:23

MARDY!!!!

Aaaaahahahahahaha!!!

You really don;t get this do you?

Whats the frequency Kenneth?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532525
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 03/05/07 10:23

Thursday 3rd of May
Name: McKenny
Level:Braw
Contributory factors:Nationality and usual demeanor

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532528
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 03/05/07 10:26

Thursday 3rd of May
Name: McKenny
Level:Rrrragin'
Contributory factors: No Mardy strop knowledge!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532529
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Thu 03/05/07 10:27

PMSL!

I've only been logged on ten minutes n only called you cunters once.....so far....

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532536
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 03/05/07 10:29

Thursday 3rd of May
Name: McKenny
Level:Mounting
Contributory factors:Innability to type fast enough

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532537
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 03/05/07 10:29

Thursday 3rd of May
Name: McKenny
Level:Rrrragin'
Contributory factors: Inclusion, on mardy strop thread, (which as we now know counts double)

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532791
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Thu 03/05/07 14:31

Thurs,3rd May :

Name : Numb

Strop Level : 8 and rising

Reason : Nobody agrees with him that my rage against the machine constitutes a Mardy Strop.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532794
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Thu 03/05/07 14:32

LOL.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532803
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Thu 03/05/07 14:35

You missed it. I was in a serious strop yesterday. Just not on here. Much.

Today is light and beauty. I am off to collect my daughter's Virgin Mary pendant for her Profession du Foi on Sunday.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532839
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Thu 03/05/07 14:55

I think this is a term of endearment Numb.

They've accepted you once youve had a mention here!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532841
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Thu 03/05/07 14:56

But...you've been mentioned several times, Kenny - and you're not accepted yet !

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532854
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Thu 03/05/07 15:02

I'm not gona bite David!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532857
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Thu 03/05/07 15:02

You just did !

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532859
From: S A: www.sparkyslider.co.uk (s1opp) on Thu 03/05/07 15:03

Go on, he loves it.

That and teabagging.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532860
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Thu 03/05/07 15:03

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532863
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Thu 03/05/07 15:05

Sighs...translates post into English.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532870
From: S A: www.sparkyslider.co.uk (s1opp) on Thu 03/05/07 15:08

Translation : Staggers across park carry can of McEwans, falls onto bench.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1532950
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Thu 03/05/07 15:50

Thursday 3rd of May
Name: Kelsie
Level:Champions league
Contributory factors: Having the sweaty's staying at his, not being liverpool fan till they won!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1533001
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Thu 03/05/07 16:10

Thurs,3rd May :

Name : Numb

Strop Level : Volcanic

Reason : Allowed K to get under his skin.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1533633
From: Mike H: I only did it cos Dodgy said (el_tigre) on Fri 04/05/07 14:52

I've NEVER had a mention. BASTARDS!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1533634
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Fri 04/05/07 14:55

who are you?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1533635
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Fri 04/05/07 14:57

i would like mine removed on the grounds that i didnt have a strop

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1533637
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Fri 04/05/07 15:01

K.

Never complain, never explain.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1533641
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Fri 04/05/07 15:09

ok

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1533665
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Fri 04/05/07 15:54

Thursday 5th of May
Name: Kelsie
Level:Champions league
Contributory factors: Being on the mardy strop thread

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1536068
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 08/05/07 16:20

Ta DA!!!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1536071
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 08/05/07 16:22

Can you fill it in for me?

You've had more practice than I have.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1536072
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Tue 08/05/07 16:22

Date: Today Name: Numb Level: Galactical Contributory factors: Dead person coming from afterlife to get him!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1536074
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 08/05/07 16:22

Name : Numb

Strop Level : 8

Reason : French, soul-less and scared of the dark.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1536077
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 08/05/07 16:23

Name: Me
Strop thing: massive
Reason: Haven't had a wank in a week!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1536079
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 08/05/07 16:24

Date : Tues 8th May

Name : Dodgy

Strop Level : Simmering

Reason : Mild teasing, poked with stick.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1536087
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Tue 08/05/07 16:26

Name : Archie
Strop Level : Hidden
Reason : Doesn't understand QM, computers or how the meals on wheels girl knows how to operate his oven.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1537692
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 10/05/07 15:08

Date: 10th May 2007
Nodder: Numb
Mardy strop level: an-cry-ah-bluh!
Contributing factor(s):Kenny thinks he's maybe.....not so braw!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1587033
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 23/08/07 14:07

Date: 23rd Aug 2007
Nodder: McTavish
Mardy strop level: Piss boiling
Contributing factor(s):Realisation that he isn't as young, fast or popular as he thought!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1587043
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Thu 23/08/07 14:33

yes yes.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1587045
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Thu 23/08/07 14:34

Ouch!

nice comeback, that'll learn me but GOOD!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1598967
From: S A: www.sparkyslider.co.uk (s1opp) on Tue 02/10/07 14:20

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1602052
From: Andy V: thecampervantales.com/forum/ (andyv) on Fri 12/10/07 07:51

Jason perchance ?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1602057
From: Neill H: e's still waiting............. (hopey68) on Fri 12/10/07 07:59

hahahahaha

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1604384
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Mon 15/10/07 15:24

Monday 15th October
Name: STABBY?? Level:Cup final Contributory factors: Only having one country to support!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1604387
From: Mark E: has a smug look on his face (cst2005) on Mon 15/10/07 15:26

my first mention here...ha

oirish cunt

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1604394
From: Chris D: iggy the digger� (doyley) on Mon 15/10/07 15:30

Fuck you, english homo!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1609091
From: Nick H: www.eminent.me.uk (roadnut) on Thu 01/11/07 17:24

Date: 23rd Aug 2007

Nodder: Spicey

Mardy strop level: 7 and rising

Contributing factor(s):USER ERROR!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1609094
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Thu 01/11/07 17:25

PMSL !

It's funny because it's true !

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1609105
From: Nick H: www.eminent.me.uk (roadnut) on Thu 01/11/07 17:30

except date should have been 1st November! Damn my c&p inadequacies!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1618646
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Fri 23/11/07 18:44

can't find the last person thread, but this is pretty good too.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1618647
From: Neil B (nutter321) on Fri 23/11/07 18:52

awsome!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1618648
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Fri 23/11/07 18:56

Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 979228
From: Charlie W: alks with Jesus (chazhead) on Thu 06/10/05 14:42

Date: 06/10/05
Nodder: Waxy
Mardy strop level: 9+
Contributing factor(s): Being a fat Primark glamour girl.

PMSL

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1655883
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Thu 13/03/08 11:42

Date: 13/03/08 Nodder: Kenny Mardy strop level: 9+ Contributing factor(s): Red.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1655897
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Thu 13/03/08 11:46

Date: 13/03/08
Nodder: Minty
Mardy strop level: 1
Contributing factor(s): He doesn't do mardy because he's too boring.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1655899
From: Alistair J: ust Minty � (madeupname) on Thu 13/03/08 11:47

Did I mention that you smell?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1655907
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Thu 13/03/08 11:49

You'd be the only one not to have by now Minty.

David, my level is only 2, john is not significant enough to raise my level any further than that.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1655909
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Thu 13/03/08 11:50

Kenny,Kenny.

Never explain, never complain..

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1655911
From: Alistair J: ust Minty � (madeupname) on Thu 13/03/08 11:51

There's an old phrase.

I can't remember exactly how it goes but it includes the words 'protest', 'too' and 'much'

I think it applies here.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1655912
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Thu 13/03/08 11:51

Automatic double points for contesting a MST score.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1655997
From: John B: ig horny helmet (bigredsprint) on Thu 13/03/08 14:02

Archie

I would have put

Date: 13/03/08 Nodder: Kenny Mardy strop level: Culloden like Contributing factor(s): piss taken out of chip fat aftershave

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1656264
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Fri 14/03/08 13:40

Date : 14.03.08

Nodder : Dayt

Mardy Strop level : 8 and rising.

Reason : Boris.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662138
From: Nick H: www.eminent.me.uk (roadnut) on Mon 31/03/08 17:31

Monday 31st March 2008 - 17:28

Name - Kenny

Mardy strop level - Stratospheric

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662141
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Mon 31/03/08 17:54

Reason - 'couldn't be arsed' to help Big Red's lovely lady.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662145
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Mon 31/03/08 18:11

Other contributory reasons :

Being a thick, fat, sweaty.

Having no cultural or social skills.

Poor diet of deep-fried chocolate.

Unable to ride a bike fast without crashing.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662392
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 01/04/08 13:34

Date : 01/04/08

Nodder : Kenny

Strop level : Simmering

Reasons : Not bright enough to fight back.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662504
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 01/04/08 14:20

Date : 01/04/08

Nodder : Dayt 2

Strop level : Vicious

Reason : Can't write.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662505
From: Andrew B (595daytona) on Tue 01/04/08 14:20

You're imagining things again.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662510
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 01/04/08 14:23

No, you're imagining things.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662869
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Wed 02/04/08 10:38

Date : 02/04/08
Nodder : Kenny
Strop level : Uncontrollable jealousy
Reasons : Scotland doesn't have its own full breakfast but England and Ireland do.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662888
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 02/04/08 11:11

Date : 02/04/08 Nodder : Numb Strop level : piss simmering nicely Reasons : Cant find his white flag to surrender so had to get the mardy strop thread out as his only defence

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662891
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Wed 02/04/08 11:18

kenny must have the record for mardy strops by now

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662892
From: Paul H: ave you seen the sun? (haddock) on Wed 02/04/08 11:19

No, I think Waxy still holds that but a mile.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662893
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Wed 02/04/08 11:21

a permenant one doesnt count

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662895
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 02/04/08 11:26

This thread was Numb's feeble attempt at self defence K.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662898
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Wed 02/04/08 11:36

leave my mate numb alone

he's translating something for me

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662900
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 02/04/08 11:38

I could have told you what "shit" is in french K!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662906
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Wed 02/04/08 11:54

not to far of there kenny

lets dump frenchie
he was translating this into french see if you can beat him to it

oh and it has to be legally binding

Medinfo's patient information on Haemorrhoids (Piles), enlarged and engorged blood vessels in or around the back passage (anus),

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662916
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 02/04/08 12:03

Well, this is a basic translation...

L'information patiente de Medinfo sur Haemorrhoids (les Tas), agrandi et les vaisseaux sanguins d'engorged dans ou autour du passage arri�re (l'anus),

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662925
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Wed 02/04/08 12:07

i once used a online translater
english to spanish my spanish friend said the only thing right was nintendo

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662935
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 02/04/08 12:14

Ken and Kelce are mates
They have the same sense of dress
They look like pikeys

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662936
From: Nick H: www.eminent.me.uk (roadnut) on Wed 02/04/08 12:15

Online translators are generally shit.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662974
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Wed 02/04/08 12:47

it is true we are mates

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1662997
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Wed 02/04/08 13:00

Look, this thread is about Kenny's mardy strop about having to eat "English", when he wants a proper meal. Can we get back on track here, please?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1663068
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Wed 02/04/08 14:59

Date: 2nd April 2008
Nodder: Numb
Mardy strop level:Adopted piss simmering
Contributing factor(s):his mardy strop contribution being hijacked

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1663069
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 02/04/08 15:02

Date : 02/04/08

Nodder : Kelcey

Strop level : Simmering under

Factors : being told off by a brie-eater.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1663077
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 02/04/08 15:13

Date : 02/04/08

Nodder : David

Strop level : rising

Factors : realisation he has just stood up for a brie-eater.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1663078
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 02/04/08 15:14

Pfffffffffft !

Like...anyone gives a fuck what a sweaty thinks ?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1663144
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Wed 02/04/08 16:02

thats only my second appearance on this thread

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1664950
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Mon 07/04/08 11:08

Date : 02/04/08
Nodder : Trev
Strop level : Girotastic
Factors : Doesn't like paying towards child benefit for my three children, mwahahaha!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1664953
From: Trev M: � (y282) on Mon 07/04/08 11:10

name: numb
level: thousand year reich and rising
reason: right wing beliefs exposed for all the world. the bastard.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1664956
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Mon 07/04/08 11:11

You forgot the date, you cunt!

Mind you, it's always the 80s, right?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1664957
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Mon 07/04/08 11:13

Date : 07/04/08

Nodders : Numb and Trev

Strop level : Incendiary

Reasons : One's a tree-hugger, the other is soft on crime, soft on the causes of crime. You work out which is which.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1665001
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Mon 07/04/08 11:43

date : 07/04/08

nodder: Trev

Strop Level : explosive

reason being you cant but budwieser at wannsee

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1665006
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Mon 07/04/08 11:48

Nope.

Again in English?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1665007
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Mon 07/04/08 11:49

sorry "buy"

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666203
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Wed 09/04/08 13:55

.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666204
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 09/04/08 13:55

Go on then...someone do Kenny.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666206
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Wed 09/04/08 13:56

*shudder*

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666209
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 09/04/08 14:00

Date :09/04/08

Nodder : Kenny

Strop level : Sooper Galactic

Reason : Told off by a girl for being lazy and childish.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666210
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Wed 09/04/08 14:03

did mrs spice tell him off?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666215
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 09/04/08 14:29

Sorry your mistaking me for someone who gives a fuck what Mrs spice thinks.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666216
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Wed 09/04/08 14:32

Pretending Not To Give a Fuck - That takes you up to Sooper-Dooper Galactic Strop Level.

Thems the rules.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666217
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Wed 09/04/08 14:32

Congratulations, Kenny. You have qualified for automatic double MST points.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666218
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 09/04/08 14:40

Not pretending Noodle, she is the least significant person in my life.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666219
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Wed 09/04/08 14:46

That's not very nice.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666220
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 09/04/08 14:53

Oh sorry, at what point did we all start being polite numb?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666221
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Wed 09/04/08 14:55

Oi! Insulting a TRBR member qualifies you for instant death!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666222
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Wed 09/04/08 14:56

And she is awfully nice.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666259
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Wed 09/04/08 15:25

Christ, I nearly missed this...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666263
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Wed 09/04/08 15:29

Kenny, as I recall, you asked me a question and I replied.

If you don't want to hear the answer, don't ask the question.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666277
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 09/04/08 15:51

Ok Mrs, but by your own admittance it was a hypothetical situation.

So brings me back to my point of you and your opinion of me having no significance to my life really eh.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666283
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Wed 09/04/08 15:56

The point is Kenny, I'm probably not the only person who thinks that way.

Everyone makes assumptions based on first impressions and they're not always good assumptions...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666293
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 09/04/08 16:03

If I'm dealing with customers by email I take my time and spell check and check my grammer, but I don't have time to do that here.

It's only ND ffs!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666300
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Wed 09/04/08 16:09

only Fucking ONLY?

this has been my life for the past 5 years

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666301
From: Terry R: ather me than you lot!! (flying_banana) on Wed 09/04/08 16:10

grammar :-)

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666330
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Wed 09/04/08 16:37

Its

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666332
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 09/04/08 16:38

Stop it, Andrew.

Or we'll pick on you tomorrow.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666337
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Wed 09/04/08 16:41

I'll take any attention I can get.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1666338
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 09/04/08 16:42

Like we didn't know that.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1668605
From: Stu H: e invents 'illiqual'....Toolie (mr.t) on Tue 15/04/08 09:02

Thu 28/04/05

Right, the idea of this thread is for people to post the name of whoever they think is in a mardy strop mood on any given day.

in 13 days, its its birthday.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1668610
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 15/04/08 09:08

It will be three years old !

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1668666
From: Stu H: e invents 'illiqual'....Toolie (mr.t) on Tue 15/04/08 11:42

no flies on u, mate

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1669021
From: Nick H: www.eminent.me.uk (roadnut) on Tue 15/04/08 19:44

in 13 days, it's its birthday.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1669024
From: Terry R: ather me than you lot!! (flying_banana) on Tue 15/04/08 20:01

Even on this thread you get pedantic /Oowee/s.

Well played!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1669813
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Wed 16/04/08 21:01

All donations, in recognition of the hours of endless amusment this thread has provided, can be paid direct to either my bank or Paypal account.

Please PM for details.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1671560
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 23/04/08 12:05

Oh and look who the first person mentioned on it is.

Hmmmmmmm

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1671579
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 23/04/08 12:44

Tuesday 23rd April 2008 - 12:43
Name - McTavish
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 8
Contributing factor - Bored of being blue faced AND unedumacated!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1671581
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 23/04/08 12:47

Hahaha

so predictable little man!

PMSL

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1671585
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Wed 23/04/08 12:48

Tuesday 23rd April 2008 - 12:47
Name - McTavish
Mardy strop level (1-10) - 9
Contributing factor - Absolute failiure to try laughing off failings in a public forum.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1673623
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Tue 29/04/08 08:54

Tuesday 39th April 2008 Name; Red Mardy strop level; 10 Contributory factor; sleeping in and missing his stupidity practice.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1673624
From: Terry R: ather me than you lot!! (flying_banana) on Tue 29/04/08 08:55

hahaha Name: Red Mardy.

What a great name!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1673628
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 29/04/08 08:56

Date : April 29th

Nodder : Tel

Strop level : simmering under

Reasons : Everyone laughing at his choice of bike.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1673632
From: Terry R: ather me than you lot!! (flying_banana) on Tue 29/04/08 09:00

Date : April 29th

Nodder : Tel

Strop level : not at all happy

Reason : Stupidly allowed himself to be wound up by the Goth Murderers thread.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1673633
From: John B: ig horny helmet (bigredsprint) on Tue 29/04/08 09:00

Date : April 29th

Nodder : Kenny

Strop level : big yin level 5

Reasons : having spent money on a part he could have got for free

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1673634
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 29/04/08 09:02

Date : April 29th.

Nodders : Tel, Red and Ken

Strop level :Various - from simmering to flouncing.

Reasons : behaving like newbies and allowing themselves to bite at every hook dangled.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1673737
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Tue 29/04/08 10:59

Date : April 29th.

Nodders : David

Strop level : 5 +

Reasons : Being too old to ride and too fat fingered to spanner.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1673738
From: John B: ig horny helmet (bigredsprint) on Tue 29/04/08 11:00

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1673741
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Tue 29/04/08 11:01

hehe

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1673753
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 29/04/08 11:09

Pfffffffffffft !

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1673757
From: Dez E: Fuckey the Fucker� (pitbulluk) on Tue 29/04/08 11:12

Shirley one might need to WANT to spanner to be in any way upset at not being able to!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1673766
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Tue 29/04/08 11:22

this is just abuse of the mardy thread

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1674545
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 30/04/08 14:43

Date : 30.04.08

Nodder : Kenny

Strop Level : Deep-fried

Factors : Told off by Pork.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1674550
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 30/04/08 14:46

Eh?

I wasn't riding the bike!

(on either occasion)

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1674552
From: John B: ig horny helmet (bigredsprint) on Wed 30/04/08 14:47

Kenny - NEVER EXPLAIN

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1674555
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 30/04/08 14:48

Oh dear.

That'll be double points for contesting a Mardy Strop appearance....

1

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1674556
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 30/04/08 14:48

Oh dear.

That'll be double points for contesting a Mardy Strop appearance....

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1674565
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 30/04/08 14:54

Easy David, don't want to get too excited at your age now.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1674571
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 30/04/08 15:04

Over your head again, Ken ?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1676916
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 06/05/08 23:11

Date : 06/04/08

Nodder : Dicky the DJ

Strop level : 68dB

Reason : Can give it out, but can't take it.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1677059
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 07/05/08 09:53

Date : 07.05.08

Nodder : Noodle

Strop level : Piss-boiling

Reasons : Boris is mayor and Noods aint going to Lords.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1680091
From: John B: ig horny helmet (bigredsprint) on Tue 13/05/08 13:21

Date : 13/05/08

Nodder : Adrian

Strop level : escalating

Reasons : Being set straight by Kenny on parenthood.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1680092
From: Adrian D: follow a king?then follow me! (bakstaba) on Tue 13/05/08 13:21

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1680109
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Tue 13/05/08 13:39

resist = too stupid to think of a defence

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1680112
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Tue 13/05/08 13:40

Defence is not allowed on this thread, Kenny.

You should know that by now!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1680115
From: Adrian D: follow a king?then follow me! (bakstaba) on Tue 13/05/08 13:42

no Kenny.

AGAIN it means what it reads.

You'd be crap at Catchphrase.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1680161
From: John B: ig horny helmet (bigredsprint) on Tue 13/05/08 14:03

Double M.S.T points to Ady boy for trying to post a smartarse defence. We know what you meant laddie.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1680165
From: John B: ig horny helmet (bigredsprint) on Tue 13/05/08 14:05

Watch & learn Ady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj_kwq-q3dg

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1682108
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Fri 16/05/08 16:07

....someone fill it in for Kenny.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1682118
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Fri 16/05/08 16:15

Do it yourself you lazy old fuck!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1682120
From: Terry R: ather me than you lot!! (flying_banana) on Fri 16/05/08 16:18

Date : 16/05/08

Nodder : Kenny

Strop level : daily

Reasons : I don't believe he needs a reason, it just happens, continually.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1682134
From: Charlie W: anks off nazis (chazhead) on Fri 16/05/08 18:16

"Date : 16/05/08

Nodder : Kenny

Strop level : daily

......."

Reasons: He has a womans hormones, my lord.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1682833
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Mon 19/05/08 16:22

Date : 19.05.08

Nodder : Giles

Strop level : Close to seizing

Reason : I didn't write Matter.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1689779
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Thu 05/06/08 14:42

Date: 05/06/08
Nodder : Adrain
Mardy strop level : pouting
Contributing Factor : nobody wants to admit just how much ND needs him.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1690243
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Fri 06/06/08 17:18

Date : 06.06.08

Racist : FatPaul

Strop level : In tears

Reason : Can dish it out, can't take it.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1690266
From: Adrian D: follow a king?then follow me! (bakstaba) on Fri 06/06/08 18:09

Nodder : Adrain

I just spotted this.

accepted at last.

My acceptance speach will follow.

(kenny, that means it will follow)

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1690267
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Fri 06/06/08 18:16

STFU.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1690270
From: Fat P: aul says Black Crowes rawk (phatpaul) on Fri 06/06/08 18:51

Archie you are in the pathetic little coward class along with clearday, I can take whatever you care to dish out, online or face to face.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1690271
From: Gary M: y god its not got any better! (liverpool) on Fri 06/06/08 19:00

Paul.......Rule 462 paragraph 31........

NEVER EVER RETALIATE IN THE MST!

5

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1690272
From: Numb S (numbskul1) on Fri 06/06/08 19:08

MST Rule #8672: Personal invitations to meet up, explicit or implied = triple MST points.

3

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1690278
From: Fat P: aul says Black Crowes rawk (phatpaul) on Fri 06/06/08 20:06

well you know me, fuck the rules

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1690286
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Fri 06/06/08 21:03

Haha.

You aint got the bottle to meet me, Fatty.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1690394
From: Derek I: !!ND XMAS BASH - CLOSED!! (porkscratchin) on Sat 07/06/08 05:57

FP,

your merely confirming my views of you.

You really have lost face on a public forum.

2

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1690398
From: Fat P: aul says Black Crowes rawk (phatpaul) on Sat 07/06/08 09:44

Oh Pork, like I'm really gonna lose any sleep about what your views of me are.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1690400
From: Gary M: y god its not got any better! (liverpool) on Sat 07/06/08 10:46

Well fatboy........if you aint arsed why reply?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1690401
From: Andrew B (595daytona) on Sat 07/06/08 10:53

http://photo.noddingdogs.org/16/96/g16969.jpg

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1690547
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Sun 08/06/08 08:19

Nodder. Me

Level, RIght pissed off

Contributory factor, Some not looking /Oowee/ pulling out on Lynne and I yesterday and taking us out the game. Fucking us both up and causeing Lynne a night in hospital. Oh and wrecking my bike.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1690548
From: Jerry W: ay of the Noodle (noodle) on Sun 08/06/08 09:04

Fook Kenny - hope you're ok!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1704376
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 09/07/08 21:00

Date : 09/07/08

Nodder : Trev

Strop level : Eleventy-three

Reason : Can't spanner proper like wot Archie can.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1704378
From: Trev M: � (y282) on Wed 09/07/08 21:02

i'd like to volunteer my own level as fucking stratospheric.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1704382
From: John B: ig horny helmet (bigredsprint) on Wed 09/07/08 21:03

what was the biggest / heaviest / most expensive item thrown up the garage then Trev?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1712280
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 23/07/08 15:40

Date : 23/07/08

Nodder : Dodgy

Strop level : Minor flounce

Reason : Nobody knows - lack of sleep ?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1712292
From: Dodgy H: captain fucking fantastic (dodgyhaircut) on Wed 23/07/08 15:54

?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1712294
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Wed 23/07/08 15:54

?

defo a strop in that question mark

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1712295
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 23/07/08 15:57

First Rule of MST : never query a listing.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1712299
From: Kenny H: Dodgy is the new Fonzy (goodlookinhope) on Wed 23/07/08 15:59

I blame the free range chicken he had at lunch.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1712300
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Wed 23/07/08 16:00

I blame the free range sheep he had last night.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1717451
From: Nick H: www.eminent.me.uk (roadnut) on Thu 31/07/08 17:28

Thursday 31st July 2008 - 17:26

Name - Archie

Mardy strop level (1-10) - Completely fucking stratospheric you Mac loving stumpy fuck knuckle!!!

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1717471
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Thu 31/07/08 20:06

There is no term fit for my strop level today, Nick.

But you got the reason wrong...-)

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1722291
From: Adrian D: follow a king?then follow me! (bakstaba) on Wed 13/08/08 12:25

Wednesday 13/8

Name - Spotty

Mardy strop level (1-10) - Philharmonic

Reason - conducted himself poorly in recent thread.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1722301
From: Andrew B (595daytona) on Wed 13/08/08 12:30

Who is Spotty?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1722306
From: Adrian D: follow a king?then follow me! (bakstaba) on Wed 13/08/08 12:32

you, me , them , everybody!

or not.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1722307
From: Andrew B (595daytona) on Wed 13/08/08 12:33

Oh.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1725313
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 19/08/08 22:31

Here it is....who deserves it ?

Tel ?

Numb ?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1725318
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Tue 19/08/08 22:32

its not a voting thread

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1725321
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 19/08/08 22:33

K...STFU.

OK ?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1725326
From: Kelcy E: verything is ace (kelcyheather) on Tue 19/08/08 22:35

NO

i stand by its not a voting thread

and numbs behind me, in a non gay way

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1725331
From: Richard R: Clearday (barkolepsy) on Tue 19/08/08 22:37

[whiff of cheese]

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1725335
From: David R: Grizzled bear of a man. (rossiter) on Tue 19/08/08 22:39

Very well.......

Tues, 19/08/08

Nodder : Numb

Strop level : Dans le ciel !

Reason : Doesn't know his Voltaire

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1730273
From: Nick H: www.eminent.me.uk (roadnut) on Fri 29/08/08 12:23

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1730274
From: Andrew B (595daytona) on Fri 29/08/08 12:24

Friday August 29th

Nodder: Bakstaba.

Mardy Strop Level: 7 and a half.

Reason: Drags up something that annoyed him in December 2007.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1730275
From: Adrian D: follow a king?then follow me! (bakstaba) on Fri 29/08/08 12:25

I'll remember you did that.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1730276
From: Andrew B (595daytona) on Fri 29/08/08 12:25

I know you will.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1742349
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Fri 19/09/08 15:56

Who wants to do the honours?

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1742355
From: Andrew B (595daytona) on Fri 19/09/08 15:57

You can.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1742361
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Fri 19/09/08 15:59

He might just steal Waxy's title of Top of the Mardy Strops...

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1742363
From: John B: ig horny helmet (bigredsprint) on Fri 19/09/08 15:59

Strop level - menstrual

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1742370
From: Biker S: pawn of Hell (biker_spice) on Fri 19/09/08 16:02

Date: 19 September 2008 - 1600 HRS
Nodder: Trev
Mardy strop level: rivalling current global economic collapse
Contributing factor(s): Not poked enough on FaceBook

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1742539
From: Richard R: Clearday (barkolepsy) on Fri 19/09/08 18:39

That's a mighty big number there, Spicey.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1742608
From: Andrew B (595daytona) on Sat 20/09/08 14:27

You haven't read the thread, have you, CD? It's a suitable number.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1742622
From: K H: Jumped ship to Facebook (vfrooom) on Sat 20/09/08 18:05

Queeny Trave's hiding behind facebook privacy now, ie. his sequin'd handbag.

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Subject: Re: The who's in a mardy strop mood thread Ref: 1747091
From: Nick H: www.eminent.me.uk (roadnut) on Fri 26/09/08 17:45

Date : September 26th 2008.

Nodder : Jason

Strop level :Stratospheric (in a flouncy kind of manner)

Reasons : Wrong time of the month

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Wine, Park, Kids, Civil Liberty, Hooligans

bakstaba — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 10:49:50 GMT

So I was taking my evening stroll yesterday ( to get my Wine from Morrisons ). It was late, but as the kids are winding down at school, they were ok to stay up late, and they came with me.

By the time we'd come out of Morrisons it was gone 21.00 hrs, but as it was a nice evening we decided to go through the woods and end up for a late night play in the park, ( On the condition that it was just for a few minutes as it was late )

So we got there, I pushed them on the tyres for a bit then said it was time to go. They did there usual ganging up thing and were about to have a joint moan at me ( may be a twin thing ). So I was getting ready for a minor strop ( They're not those kind of kids that have massive tantrums, but do try it on if they can get away with it ). When suddenly the whole park flashed.

I thought a) Lightning b)blood pressure was up.

We carried on, then the park flashed again. Followed by a voice

"YOU'RE PHOTO HAS BEEN TAKEN AND MAY BE USED AS EVIDENCE. LEAVE THE AREA STRAIGHT AWAY"

I looked at the newly instored camera, which by now was flashing away like a maniac.

I thought, cool piece of kit. The kids thought they were going to prison.

I said, we'd better go before the police come. You've never seen two kids run out of a park as fast.

Now bearing in mind I recently wrote to my MP when I found a swing broke on the same park, complaining about local hooliganism, I was well impressed with the camera. But then the kids said how come we can't play in our park anymore. Which was a fair point.

We should be able to play in parks at all times shouldn't we ? But's it's got to be a good thing that the bad guys are kept out ?

It kept me awake all night thinking about it but, unlike the kids, at least I wasn't worrying about the poilce knocking on the door.

The Year We Ran Out of Fridays. (Part Two) 4

Archangel — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 16:02:45 GMT

Venue : Oscar's Cottage

Date : Late afternoon, March 13th

Present : December, Oscar and his Bitch.

Oscar's cottage, which I had bought on his behalf, was a very pleasant surprise.

It was small, but neat, with a charming garden in which grew plums, pears and candleberries and an especially interesting variety of orchids which I had thought were extinct, even in the grounds of the Residence.

In one corner stood a huge bee-hive, clearly alive and flourishing.
I paused to inspect them as Oscar ushered me throught the wicker gate and up the path to the front door.

Hmm, I thought. Someone here plainly has the green fingers, not to mention the sticky fingers, for I could have sworn that such varieties were a preserved and secret treasure of the Chronologists. Interesting.

However, I sensed Oscar's impatient shuffling behind me and straightened up.
"Lead on, McDuff," I smiled at him.

His face fell. "I thought I was named Oscar?" he said, bewildered. I sighed and clapped him on the back.

"And so it is, Oscar. It was a joke. A bad one, I concur. Now open the sodding door will you ? I'm hungry."

The door, however, had already opened and before me stood something much more interesting than a few rare flowers. It was Oscar's Bitch.

She was small, but strongly built, with excellent musculature and long, black hair.

Her breasts were small, but proud. Her eyes were the usual black. Thus far, she resembled every ChronoBitch I'd ever seen.

But.............her face was, simply put, beautiful. The bone structure was exquisite and the skin tone was pure alabaster.

She reminded me of a woman I thought I had loved, many years ago, but who proved to be as brittle as porcelain and just as shallow.

As you will discover though, this woman, (I cannot possibly call her a Bitch any more) had a spine and a bravery equal to any immortal.
Or mortal, come to that.

Her eyes widened at the sight of me and she gave a smothered gasp. I thought she was going to faint for a second but Oscar swiftly stepped into the breach and gave a her a sloppy kiss before introducing us.

"Sweetheart, this is Dec, the Lord December. Dec, this is my Bitch, Summer 257.

I gazed steadily into her eyes and knew at once what I had to do, whilst also realising that this was going to get out of hand very quickly.

"No," I said. And then I did that thing with my hands on her brow and named her Tina.

She gasped, then really did faint and for a moment I thought Oscar was going to rip my head off.

Then I realised it was a look of absolute adoration. Oh, bugger, I thought.

You do someone a small favour and then you do someone else a small favour and the next thing you know, you're some kind of Go- oh.

I took a very deep breath and laid my my head on my hands.
"Oscar. May I have something to eat and drink now. Please...........?" Then I fell asleep.

When I awoke, I found myself lying in soft, clean linen and the scent of lavender was everywhere and rather comforting.

By my bedside was small wooden table on which was a decanter of candleberry juice and a glass.

I poured out a generous measure and drink it all in one gulp. I was reaching out to pour more when a feminine hand stayed me. It was Tina.

"No more," she said firmly. "You need to sleep, then eat. Then we shall talk."

I assumed my sternest face and my iciest eyes - then fell fast asleep.
Again.

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The Year We Ran Out of Fridays. (Part Two) 3

Archangel — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 21:04:36 GMT

REWIND.

In camera meeting : The Early Hours of March 12th

Present : The Millennium Lord, December, November, Tuesday

Venue : December's apartment.

The last time I set eyes on the Millennium Lord was when dear old Queen Bess was on the throne and there was some trifling problem with the Spanish.

In those days, he affected a very patrician attitude, dressed soberly, wore a disgustingly filthy wig and spoke deliberately appalling pigeon English.

Clearly, he had changed with the times. (Or perhaps the Times had changed him ? Lord, all this can get very confusing.)

As if his sudden appearance wasn't shocking enough, his greeting to Tuesday had left her and Nov speechless. Not me, however.

I'd known for a long time who Tuesday's progenitor was and if I'd been slightly evasive when she asked me directly, it was only to protect her from the shock.

It was for her own good, I reasoned incorrectly.
For after standing slack-jawed for a moment, she turned to me and slapped my face so hard, I'm sure it left a palm print on my handsome mug.

"You lying, fucking bastard," she screamed at me.

"Child, child, daughter... desist !" said the Millennium Lord. "I'm sure December was only trying to protect you from the shock. For your own good."

At this, I glanced sharply at him ; I knew he had astonishing powers - but mind-reading ?

As if to confirm this notion, he grinned wickedly at me, raising one eyebrow. Bastard.

He was thoroughly enjoying himself, that was plain to see. Then in an instant, his whole demeanour changed.

The smirk vanished and his previously sparkling blue eyes turned to stone, fixing me with a gaze that sent shivers up my spine.
He settled gracefully in an armchair by the fire and spoke; quietly but chillingly.

"You appear to have fucked things up quite remarkably, Dec. A Day, two Months and the Calendarist, all lost. Not mention the draining away of Time itself."

I opened my mouth to protest, to say that none of this was my fault, but he simply spoke over me.

"Are you any nearer to finding the cause of the leak ? Or who is responsible for it ? Do you know the reason for March's death ? Or why the Calendarist did what he did ? Well, dear boy ?"

Now, the answer to all those questions was of course, no. But I was so stunned by his assumption that all of this was somehow my fault, or my responsibility in some fashion, that I was lost for words.
Unlike Tuesday, bless her.

Having vented her immediate shock and anger on me, she now turned on her father. Gosh, what a vixen she could be !

"What is the point of blaming Dec ? None of this was his doing. And more to the point, why do you choose only now to acknowledge me ?"

She spoke with a contained fury that startled me and seemed to take the Millennium Lord somewhat aback as well.

I laid my hand on her shoulder, meaning only to restrain her passion, but it was yet another mistake. She spun round and slammed her gloved fist into my right eye, causing it to spout blood and close immediately, even as it rapidly repaired itself.

I glared at her with my one good eye and was about to give her the slap she so richly deserved, when the Millennium Lord spoke, so very gently.

"Children, desist."
And astonishingly, we did. Simply on his word of command.
"Sit, please."
And we did. (I have mentioned that we perennials have some rather cool powers and the don't get much cooler than the M's, as we commonly refer to him.)

"Now. Daughter, get some ice for December's eye and bring me a glass. Swigging from the bottle is so very vulgar, don't you think ? Ah, that's better. Eye healing well, Dec ? Good show."

He took a sip from his glass and regarded us blandly, although we were neither of us fooled; he was icily angry. For some reason, I noticed that the champagne bottle he had been drinking from was now full again and frothing. Oh dear. Oh very dear.

"Listen now and listen well, because I have no intention of repeating myself. Daughter. You were not informed of your origins because there was no good reason to do so and many good reasons not to. And before you ask, no - you have no mother. You were born of me and by me and, let me tell you, a damned painful process it was. However, December was not truly lying when he said you were a creation of The Time Lord."

I blinked and tried to hide my consternation at that remark. It was as if he had been there at the time ? He ignored me and continued.

"He deemed it a creation worth attempting. And as He could not achieve it, He ordered me to."
Here he paused and closed his eyes for a good minute. I shifted uneasily in my seat and wondered, (to my shame) if he was aware that I has spent the night insinuating myself into his daughter.

When he finally opened his eyes, he looked directly into mine and said coldly,"Yes."
Ah, I thought. Trouble here. Then I realised two things: Firstly, he was grinning sardonically and secondly, (to use the vernacular) he didn't give a fuck.

His expression changed abruptly again to the cold, humourless gaze.

"Things you should know. Firstly, The Calendarist martyred himself because he was Friday's father and mentor and was ashamed of his son's activities. But he also knew that Friday's cheap fraud alone would not account for the massive loss of Time. He reasoned that there must be some other force at work and that it must involve an invasion of the Pond. So he went to see for himself and did the best he could. He did well."

The M paused for a second and grimaced, as if to say it was still a pretty poor show.

"March stopped his own clock because he was responsible for the hole in The Pond and he was convinced he was about to be found out."

Now, I knew,of course, who Friday's father was and I could feel Tuesday's look of anger burning a hole in the back of my head. Tough. Some things have to remain a secret.

But this revelation about March stunned me.
"How do you - " I began and he raised a hand.

"I know much about many things, young Dec. You should bear that in mind. But what you really meant to ask was, why did March do it and how did he do it. Am I right ...?"
I nodded.

He sipped from his glass and stared at me for a moment, before replying.

"As to why....that I do not know. As to how, he had help from a mortal. From Real Time. From the Outside."

And then he gave me the broadest, biggest, cheesiest smile.
"Which is where you are going to have to go, my dear boy."

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The Year We Ran Out of Fridays. (Part Two) 2

Archangel — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 23:15:37 GMT

Hiatus

Now, you are probably keen to know the result of the Millennium Lord's sudden appearance at my apartment and exactly how Tuesday came to be his daughter and other such details.

Well, I shall tell you in due course. But first I feel I must explain about ChronoDogs and ChronoBitches.
Where they come from, what they do and what they look like.

To deal with the last first ; despite their name, which is both misleading and mischievous, they are not canine at all.
They look like simple mortal human beings, albeit large and muscular. (The women, or Bitches, are very similar.)

Essentially, they are a policing force for us Regulators of Time, to protect the Residence and its inhabitants from....well, ourselves, basically.

Things can often get out of hand in the bars and brothels here, when immortals gather to drink and ingest drugs and find sexual gratification and bemoan their eternal existence.

They are also used to guard the entrance and exits to the Residence, just in case another old lady manages to wander in. Or something worse.

They are fiercely loyal, (hence the Dog tag) and sadly, as I have come to realise, badly treated by those they serve.

They are housed in the two barracks, one for the Dogs and the other for the Bitches; bleak, cold affairs, reminiscent of Soviet Russia at its worst.

Comfortless, spartan, but extremely functional. Kennels, if you like.

Food is basic but nourishing and spiced with steroids to both induce muscle and constrain sexual desire, although this latter was not entirely successful, as I was about to find out.

Whilst the two sexes come into frequent contact, intimacy is actively discouraged in order to preserve discipline and morale.
Or so I have always been led to believe.

The truth is, as Oscar later told me, promiscuity is rife and rivalry between Dogs for the affections of Bitches has led to many a fight and many a death, which is always covered up neatly.

(I was astonished to learn, later in our relationship, that Oscar was, on occasions, a senior Dog at the most prestigious brothel in the Residence and that after we Regulators had tired ourselves out, both literally and sexually, the head Dogs would be entertained by the head whores in wonderfully depraved style.
Oscar has always maintained to me that he personally never took part in such events, but a certain blandness of expression and blankness of eyes makes me suspect otherwise. The dirty dog.)

So now.
On to the last point: where they come from.

The ChronoPolice, (to give them their official title) are created by the Time Lord in seasonal batches, every century or so depending on requirements.

Though not immortal beings such as I, they live on average about 400 years.
So.

Winter 360 means that Oscar was created from the Winter batch and late in the birthing.

Mature then, and experienced. And as I was about to discover, extremely intelligent.
Once Oscar's tears had dried up and he had regained his stolidity, he stood and gestured.

"Over there, lies my cottage, Lord..um.. Sir... (gosh no!)...Dec! Would you care for some tea and honey ?"

It occurred to me that tea and honey would go down a treat right now and I smiled my acquiescence.

It was like giving a puppy a treat. He literally bounded ahead, pausing now and then to wave me on and I cursed my natural inclination to be distracted by the simple courtesies of everyday life. I stopped and yelled.

"OSCAR !"
He whipped round and looked at me with an expression of pure contrition. He sensed he had somehow upset me and looked likely to burst into tears again, damn him.

This was going to be difficult, but necessary if he were to be of any use to me.
We trudged on together, side by side and slowly, whilst I gathered my thoughts.
I couldn't believe I was truly doing this, but needs must.
"Oscar," I began eventually. "There are things you need to know if you are to be of any practical help to me. So. I will talk and you will listen. Then we shall have tea and honey with your Bitch. Deal ?"

He turned and looked at me gravely, then nodded and held out his hand.
"Deal....Dec."

I hesitated for a second, then shook the outstretched hand warmly. It was a brand new experience for me and probably long overdue.

Then I related to him the events of the last few weeks, leading up to last night's appearance of the Millennium Lord.

So, I guess it's about time I told you too.

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The Year We Ran Out of Fridays. (Part Two)

Archangel — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 21:36:29 GMT

The Year We Ran Out of Fridays.

Part Two

Venue : The Grounds of the Residence

Date : March 13th

Present : December, Winter 360

I walked slowly through the grounds of the Residence, through the many lanes and landings, through the orchards and the meadows, dipping my feet in the gentle streams and letting the clean breeze ruffle my tumbled locks, (oh come on, you know how vain I am!), deep in thought after the revelations of the last few days.

It was a lovely spring morning, with a blue sky and a few fluffy clouds, as it always is here.
There are no seasons any more, if there ever were, which I doubt. What would be the point ?

My head was still thick and syrupy after the previous night and I sucked in the fresh air hungrily, whilst also groping in my pockets for a cigarette.
Yes, I am as weak as any mortal on occasions.

I stopped for a moment, to light a genuine Turkish gasper and ponder on this duality of character, when out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of something tall and dark, motionless but watchful.

I stared at it for a good minute, but it remained stationary. Shrugging, I strolled on for a few paces, then stopped and whirled around. I was just fast enough to see it stop too and remain still again, a hundred paces behind me.

There was something vaguely familiar about it and a million years of autocracy (plus a certain amount of of arrogance) made me address it, in low, gentle tones.

"You. Come here and make yourself known."
For a moment, it hesitated; then slowly and reluctantly, it moved towards me, limping slightly. I felt a sudden stirring of recognition.

When it was within ten paces, I raised my hand and it halted.
"Who are you ?" I inquired, though in my heart I knew.

"I am CDWinter 360, Retired, m'lord." He barked back. I thought for a moment, then beckoned him nearer. It was indeed the ChronoDog who had plucked April from the Pond's none too tender embrace, at some cost to himself.

"Why are you following me ?"
He looked down and shuffled his feet nervously, but said nothing.
"C'mon, man, I'm not going to bite you !"

He cleared his throat, nervously. "For your protection, your worshipfulness!" he barked. I winced.
"Please....lower your voice. I have something of a headache."

"Sorry, your majesty," he whispered.

I sucked on the gasper and frowned. "What makes you think I need protection, Winter 360?"

No hesitation this time. "One Day, two Months, The Calendarist; all lost to Time. Never happened before, Sir. Something very wrong. Your Honour. Sir."

I was astonished. I'd never heard a ChronoDog speak more than two words at a time, let alone a sentence so accurate and succinct. It was the accuracy which worried me most.

And something else, something strange which stirred on the back-burner of my mind.
"Why me?" I asked, genuinely curious.
Once again, he faltered. Tried to speak, failed. Coughed, looked away, as if in shame.

I walked towards him, took his arm and bade him sit next to me on the warm clean grass.
I stared at him gently until his eyes met mine. Then I nodded slowly and the floodgates broke.

"Sir, your honour, my lord, you honoured me, you looked after me, gave me the best medics, gave me a home and allowed me to marry, treated me as a man, not a Dog, freed me from all service, gave me a pension to spend on honey and cream, allowed me to marry the Bitch of my life, gave me...a home...pension...honey and cream...cheese and onion toasties...I... you.... I am...your Dog, Highness...."
And then he ran out of steam, sighed deeply and dropped his head, exhausted.

I stared at him, nonplussed. Double nonplussed to be honest. I had not the faintest idea of how to reply to him, never having had any such conversation with a Dog before.

To give me time to think, I muttered vaguely, "Cheese and onion toasties are very bad for the digestion. Especially late at night."

He looked up at me with puppy-dog eyes.
"Thank you, m'lord for that advice. I will attempt to curb my desire, your Honourship."

I frowned at him. Whilst like most men, I love to be adored and worshipped and shown deep respect, I found this obsequience rather disconcerting, not to say uncomfortable. Especially from a ChronoDog.

I rubbed my aching head for a moment.
"Look, Winter 360.......let's get something straight." I took in a deep lungful of smoke, choked slightly, then continued.

"In public, you will call me Sir. In private, you will call me Dec. No more m'lord, your honour, your majesty or any of that shit. You understand ?"

He blinked, then nodded.
"In return, I will give you something no Dog has ever had before - a name."

He gasped and his eyes nearly exploded.
"A ....a....Name, my lord - sir?"

Names are important, you know. Without them, one is nothing. With them, comes a certain strength, a power, a sense of belonging and of place; even of importance. The denial of a name, of an identity, of a personality, guarantees anonymity and slavery.

I knew perfectly well that I was about to do would create, shall we say, certain difficulties, not to say hostilities, amongst my colleagues in Time.

Fuck them, I had more pressing needs.
"Yes. A name. Kneel."

He did so, a huge beaming smile lighting up his not unattractive face. I had never done this before and I doubt that any Regulator of Time ever has, but the words came naturally to me.

I placed my hands on his brow and took a deep breath, whilst a part of me wondered if there were any gaspers left in my pocket.

"Ex-ChronoDog, Winter 360, for services already rendered and for those to come, I bestow on you a Name, under the power vested in me by the Time Lord Himself.
Henceforth, you shall be known as .....Oscar."

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Premature

S1OPP — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 13:20:31 GMT

Ok, so the engine ran, but it wasn't right.

Another few evenings and this morning have it all sorted now.

If runs, on both cylinders, with no petrol leaks.
Coolant leak fixed.
Exhaust valve repaired.

I'd forgotten how good two stroke smells.

I have to fix the top yoke before I can take it for a ride - then the engine comes out while the wheels go off to be powder coated.

Thanks

S1OPP — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 22:04:45 GMT

Thanks to.........

http://www.cmsnl.com/suzuki-rgv250-1...list/FIG6.html

The RGV now runs.

That is all.

Damn patrol

S1OPP — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 19:59:56 GMT

LHS Carb stripped again.

Innards left in an ultrasonic cleaner until they were shiny as pins.

Carb rebuilt, petrol tank on.

Still only runs on 1.

The hunt for new carbs / kit starts on ebay.

It starts!

S1OPP — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 23:02:21 GMT

really, it starts.

And runs for about as long as this sentence.

And only on one cylinder.

But it does start.

After a new battery and new ignition switch, and a lot of kicking.

The new spark plugs, and still no better.

So tank off, carbs off, strip and clean.

After putting the take back on and taking it off far too many times, I gave up.

Next job is to strip the carbs and rebuild them with new parts.

Did I mention the petrol pissing out of the overflow pipes??

deep joy

Here goes nothing

S1OPP — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:36:10 GMT

I'm not a blogger.

In fact if I was to say what I really am, I would say lazy.

However, with that in mind and inspired by some recent posts by Zunspec, I have decided to pull my finger out and do something about the RGV250 that has been sat in the garage for far too long doing nothing. Well, nothing except taking up space.

This may be a another project that never gets finished, but at least if it's in bits it won't take up so much room.

So Day 1 of the Suzuki RGV250 Project.

My first job is to go and have a good look at what I've got. I know there's a few things that need doing, but I need to start getting it pieces.

I will take some photos and post them up, I will try to keep this blog (I did say was lazy) updated regularly (yeah right!)

So, here goes nothing.

The Year We Ran Out of Fridays.(14)

Archangel — Sat, 28 May 2011 22:27:00 GMT

Hiatus

April's remains were bagged and put into deep-freeze, there to await his interment in the Garden of Time, once a suitable tomb had been constructed.

As you will understand, this was not an everyday occurrence and took a little thought. It is not exactly a well-populated graveyard.

I sat in my apartment, drinking, accompanied by Tuesday and November, who had little to say, so stunning were the events of the last few days.

After April's demise, I had listened to January's message that March had stopped his own clock with no surprise at all and merely asked whether he had left any last note.
No, was the answer.

I dismissed him and turned to the Chief ChronoDog.
"Have March's apartment sealed and post Dogs to ensure it."

As he turned to go, I called him back.
"The Dog who pulled April from the Pond ? See that he gets the best medical aid, promote him and inform him he has my permission to marry and that a suitable cottage home will be found for him. Do it now."
He bowed respectfully and left.

I took one last look at April, then abruptly left for my apartment, followed by Tuesday, who was joined by Nov at a discreet distance.

At the door, I beckoned them both in and broke out the oldest Armagnac I could find.
And now we sat in silence, reflecting.

We had lost a Day, two Months and the Calendarist. Not to mention vast amounts of Time.

I had no idea why this had happened, nor what I should do about it, as the Eldest Month.

Over and above this, I felt a deep sadness for misjudging April so badly. His behaviour since I ordered him to undertake a suicide mission had been exemplary and warranted - what ?

I was vaguely aware of a timid knock on my door and that Nov got up to answer it.

When he returned, he was accompanied by a slim, tall youth, dressed entirely in black, carrying an opened bottle of vintage champagne from which he occasionally sipped.

Before I could say anything, he kissed Tuesday on the brow and said,"Good evening, daughter !"
She looked bewildered.

And then it hit me.
"Christ..." I said, disbelievingly.

He turned to me and smiled sweetly. "Not quite, Dec. But very close."
It was the Millennium Lord.

END OF PART 1.

The Year We Ran Out of Fridays.(13)

Archangel — Sat, 21 May 2011 22:08:29 GMT

Later on the morning of March 11th.

Present : The Head Physician, April, December, Tuesday, Chronobitch nurses.

Venue : The Neuro-Chronological Institute

"You can go now," I said curtly to the various Chronobitch nurses who stood whispering to each other in a huddle by the window.

They looked a little affronted, until the Head Physician nodded to them, after which they bowed their heads and scurried away with nary a backward glance.

I sat in a chair next to April's bed and looked at what was left of him. It was not a pretty sight. Everything possible had been done to make him comfortable, but it was pitifully little, in all truth.

His hands, legs and head had been strapped to the bed, more for the staff's safety than for his, I felt.

His skin had erupted in dozens of places and was still doing so, spilling out numbers, millions of them, which briefly glowed and spat, then vanished like the bubbles from a child's soap pipe.

His face was a horror show of impossible numerical permutations, his eyes flashed like a steroid-driven calculator, his teeth were an ever-changing array of arithmetically derived possibilities.

And then he relaxed and spoke thus :8+5+3+3+6=25, fuck 2+5=7."

I started at sound of his voice, but was baffled by what I heard and my heart sank.
He was going, would soon be gone and nobody any the wiser as to what had happened to him in the Pond , nor what had happened to Cal, nor why the leakage of Time had apparently ceased.

The Head Physician leant over and wiped April's pulsing brow with something cooling, took his pulse, then sighed and shook his head.

April lay quietly now, numbers still emerging from his shattered body, but with much less force and the thrashing limbs had given up the unequal fight. He lay there, eyes closed, dying.

"Gematria," said Tuesday quietly. I looked quizzically at her.
" The ancient Jewish tradition of assigning mystical meaning to words based on their numerical values."
A pause. "He said "hello"."

My mind raced.
"Can you speak to him in this ....Gematrian ?"

She half-smiled, then shook her head. "Too complicated for me, the maths are ....well, too complicated."

"FUCK IT!" I yelled and smashed my fist into the wall, breaking the plaster and two knuckles in the process.
I bit my lip with pain, even as the damaged bones and tissue began to heal. Yup, told you we had some rather cool powers. They also include-

"Calm down, dear," said April and he opened his eyes.
I forgot about my injured hand and pulled my chair closer to him.

"April?"
"It is I..." A faint smile.

"Can you tell me what happened in the Pond ?"
"Yes. But you must stay silent and not interrupt. I... don't know how much longer I can hold on."

I stood up, looking at him. Earlier, I had described him to you as a tall man, powerfully built, exceptionally handsome, with an entrancing smile when he chose.

What lay before me now was a mockery of a man.
He had lost six inches in height and roughly 50% of his body mass.
His skin was torn and blistered, laying bare the bones beneath, which twitched quietly with digital disturbance. He radiated waves of intense heat.
I turned to Tuesday.

"Get rid of the quack. Then summon the Chief ChronoDog."

She hesitated, then did what I so rudely ordered, leaving me alone with April.

"Speak," I said. And so he did.

(What follows is not a verbatim transcript and makes no allowance for his faltering, thin voice, nor the long pauses between sentences. It is though, as faithful as my memory allows.)

" At first, I couldn't see anything. Just a maelstrom of numbers. I lost all sense of direction....couldn't tell up from down, left from right. And although I could breathe, it felt as if, with every breath, I was ingesting something quite alien, quite hostile. And then I touched bottom and began to look around.

"The Pond appears to be made of some kind of volcanic lava, tough but very brittle and much broader than it appears from the surface. For the first five minutes or so, I wandered around aimlessly, looking for anything which seemed wrong. Then -"

At this point, April was consumed by a fit of coughing, which brought forth a sudden spate of numbers from his ruptured body.

I waited patiently. Eventually, he carried on.

"Then I found what seemed to be a wall and so I followed it, using only touch to guide me. I was starting to have difficulty breathing when I found Cal...."

Here he paused, sucking in air, before continuing.

"At first, all I could make out was a vague cruciform figure, black against white. As I got closer, I realised it was a man. And finally, I saw it was Cal. Or what was left of him.

"Dec, it was frightful, quite horrific. He was quite dead, of course, but worse was what was happening to his body. It was being slowly absorbed and turned into rock,....and in so doing, sealing the hole through which Time was escaping.
From the degree of intensity of the hardening and the way it radiated outwards from his chest, I would guess that the hole was no more than roughly a foot wide and maybe six inches tall. His extremities were still....recognisable, just. Especially his face. His anguished, agonised face."

Tears streamed from April's eyes and next to me Tuesday sobbed quietly.

I hadn't heard her enter, so mesmerised was I by April's account.
I was vaguely aware that January and the Chief ChronoDog had also entered the room, but my attention was solely on April.

"I wasted precious minutes, trying to wrest his body from the rock until it sank in, until I realised the futility of my actions. His clock was utterly stopped and even should I succeed in obtaining his corpse, I would merely open up the hole, which he had given up his life to block."

His voice was now little more than a whisper and of a sudden, there was a vicious eruption of numbers out of every orifice, causing his shattered body to spasm and buck in what was clearly the most agonising pain.

Eventually it subsided and he turned his face toward me.
"Forgive me....Dec....for all my actions in my Time. Please..........?"

I shook my head.
"There is nothing to forgive, April. You are ...the bravest month."

He smiled - or at least, attempted to.
"A favour, then...?"
"Name it," I answered.

A beautiful, fully formed, old April smile fleetingly mended that ruined face.

"A last glass of that excellent brandy of yours?"
I grinned back at him, then turned to Tuesday but she was already leaving the room.

The Chief Dog muttered something about March and January opened his mouth, but I held up my hand to silence them.

April was still grinning at me and fixing my eyes with his own, so piercing, so blue, so peaceful now, when she returned and wordlessly handed me a large glass, half full.

I took it, sighed deeply, then drank it down in one gulp.
April's clock had stopped some 60 seconds before.

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The Year We Ran Out of Fridays.(12)

Archangel — Sun, 08 May 2011 21:22:43 GMT

Expedition : Dawn, 11th March

Present : December, April, Tuesday.

Venue : The Pond

The path to the Pond is a grim place at the best of times. With a massive hangover and only an hour's sleep, it is truly awful.

Having said that, April seemed suspiciously cheerful, whilst Tuesday was her usual capable, self-contained self.

She had arrived at dawn, as promised and woke me from a drunken doze with a disapproving look and a cup of tea.

I dressed slowly, taking large sips, then walked into main apartment.
April was sat up, sipping from the brandy decanter and looking very sprightly - considering.
I glared at them both.
"Let's go."

After a while of stumbling through the semi-darkness of the tunnels, two things became apparent to me.
April's gaiety had subsided somewhat.
And the temperature below ground was considerably cooler than on our last visit.

For safeties sake, I had collared a Chronodog to lead us, not because I didn't know the way, but because I had a feeling he might come in useful. Oh, how right I was. For once.

And so we arrived at the Pond. It still foamed and raged, but not nearly so much as before. A frown disturbed my beautiful brow.

We three stood looking for a moment, then I glanced at April. He nodded, a half-smile lighting up his face.
"Time to go to work, Dec," he grinned. And with that, he began to strip off his clothes.

Tuesday looked away, out of decency and I moved closer to him.
"Remember - you have 15 minutes. That is all." I hesitated, confused by my feelings for once.

"Good luck, " I said lamely, unable to express quite what I felt. He nodded, took a deep breath, then dived into the Pond and was lost to sight immediately.

For a moment, we stared into the depths, trying to see something, anything, but the Pond held its secrets close.

After a while, I walked off and sat down on a rock, pondering things. And then I noticed something strange. The surface of the Pond had settled even more and was now barely moving.

Before I could point this out to Tuesday, she clutched my arm and pointed.
"D'you see ? The level." I followed her gaze and saw that the it was now on a par with GMT. And rising.

"Well, well," I murmured, then looked at my watch. Five minutes since April had dived in. Given it was a heart-clock, however, I checked Tuesday's, which only served to confirm mine. Another oddity.

We sat in silence for a while, me with my thoughts and Tuesday with hers. Something seemed wrong and yet at the same time, curiously right.

It made me uneasy, very uneasy.

I checked the watches again ; ten minutes gone and no sign of him. The surface of the Pond was now quite placid and a glance at the level showed it to be steadily increasing.

Even more worrying. I do not like things which I do not fully understand, which seem beyond my control. And these events fell slap bang into that category.

I checked the watches again; thirteen minutes gone. I lit a cigarette, ignoring Tuesday's disapproving look and stared at the Pond.
The Chronodog gave a discreet cough and pointed at the notice stating that "Smoking is absolutely forbidden here." I gave him my coldest stare until he shuffled his feet and looked away nervously.

It was now twenty minutes since April had dived in and I began to despair. There was no coming back from this for him, the physiological changes would, by now, be tearing him apart. And painfully.

What in all Time was happening, I wondered ? First Friday's death, then Cal's vanishing trick and now this. Not to mention March's mysterious "illness".
There would be hell to pay about all this, once higher authorities had been informed. I shuddered at how the Centurion would react to the news.

Then Tuesday touched my arm and nodded towards the surface of the Pond. Something was suddenly causing it to ripple and foam aggressively and it reminded me irresistibly of a deep-sea fisherman trying to land his shark.

And then April's head broke the surface, followed by a hand, flapping uselessly, before he sank beneath the surface again.

"Shit!" I started to undress, but the Chronodog beat me to it. Without even stopping to disrobe, he leapt into the Pond and for a moment, all we could see were his up-ended feet as he groped for April.

Then he broke the surface again, one arm around April's neck, the other paddling furiously towards the bank.

Between us, Tuesday and I managed to haul them ashore, me cursing furiously at the extraordinary weight of the Dog and April combined, Tuesday hanging onto my legs for dear life.

The Dog was bleeding badly, almost naked despite his short time in the Pond, with what looked like carpet burns on his arms and legs, but he would live. (The forces do not like artificial attachments of any kind and react with a ferocity that has to be seen to believed. As I had just done.)

April was shaking uncontrollably, his limbs thrashing about like an epileptic, his eyes starting out of his head. And there was something else, something deeply unpleasant.

The flesh on his whole body was expanding and contracting, as if something beneath it was desperately trying to break out.
And it seemed to me that I could see things racing about madly, impossible things, digital things, writhing and wriggling just under the surface.

I shook my head and got a grip.
"You - go and get some help." This to the Dog, who nodded and raced off down the tunnel.

"Woman - help me clothe him." For April was like ice to the touch and the rippling, pulsing flesh was horrific to the eye.
It was tricky, but somehow we managed to get some trousers on him and his cloak around his torso. Behind me, I could hear the thump of many Dogs' feet as they raced towards us.

And then he stopped shaking and sat up, fixing me with cold eyes.
"I found the leak," he said, somehow managing a wry grin, like the April we all knew and had disliked. Up until today.

"Never mind that now, " I replied, helping him to his feet. He grabbed my head and looked deep into my eyes.

"No. Listen to me. It's important. I found something else, as well."
He succumbed to a short burst of shaking, then shook his head and grinned broadly.

"I found Cal."

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The Year We Ran Out of Fridays.(11)

Archangel — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 23:30:55 GMT

Hiatus.

April finally fell asleep about 3am, smashing a valuable 16th century balloon glass as he did so.
I made him comfortable and covered him with a shroud stolen from Gethsemane, an act which caused my lips to twitch with barely suppressed humour.

Tuesday swept up the shards with a broom, just like any good wife would do and I was about to make just such an observation when the full import of my thinking struck me dumb.

What the hell was I doing ?

Me, December, the Eldest Month, The Coldest Month, mooning over a woman like a love-sick teenager.

I slumped down into my favourite chair and sucked on the brandy decanter, watching Tuesday as she did what all women throughout Time have done - clear up after men.

And yet, she was no ordinary woman. She was a Chrono, a Regulator, a Perennial who had powers no mortal could conceive.

Then she ruined the illusion by kicking me hard on the leg.
"Lift your feet. I need to get those shards of glass from under them." So I did what all men throughout Time have done - meekly obey a woman.

When I was finally allowed to put my feet down, I glanced across at April, who was snoring for England under his shroud.

Could he do it, when at dawn tomorrow, he stood naked above the Pond ?
Should he do it, or was it a pointless exercise in futility ?

Was I wrong to ask him to do it ? Should I have first invoked a higher power, such as the Decadent or the Centurion ?

And so I brooded, until I became aware that Tuesday was standing before me, with her coat on.

"I'm going back to my apartment to sleep. I'll be here at dawn. Goodnight."
And with that she turned away.
I thought about saying something, then realised it would be useless.

Feeling suddenly angry I stood up, paced around the room for a while, then gave April a hefty kick on the leg which dangled down from the couch. He grunted, grinned inanely, then started snoring again.

I stumbled into the bedroom, muttering to myself the way old/young men do when they are thwarted.

The room was as I left it; bed un-made, glasses everywhere, ashtrays full and the air thick with - what ?
Smoke, sweat, alcohol and bodily fluids; yes.
But there was something else, something which at first I struggled to recognise.

And then it hit me.
It was the scent of a woman. Intoxicating, mesmerising, overwhelming.

I sat down abruptly on the bed, suddenly feeling a little weak at the knees.

Damn her.
Damn her through all Time.

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