campervannery....

[adobiker]

Hi, i'm new...

i have a 1990 talbot camelot camper and would love to meet up for rideouts, meets etc with like-minded talbot owners... preferably owners with no social skills, dress-sense, hair or teeth - that way i stand half a chance of getting a shag should any hot chicks fancy a night out innit !

(hot chicks should bring their own packed lunches btw. i'm not made o money y'know !)

[Bikerchickett]

But i brought you a packed lunch, and i did not get any of the other stuff :(

[adobiker]

i forgot to bring the campervan thingy though....

just my bleedin luck as usual !

[Bikerchickett]

Damn dash and blast, how could you have forgotten thet .... "sobs"

[adobiker]

*imagines campervan in freefall down mount snowdon whilst scoffing sandwiches....*

[Bikerchickett]

As long as it likes ham and mustard ones it will be fine ;)

[adobiker]

mustard you say ? uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuungh...............

[adobiker]

are we allowed to do non-motorbike related filth on here or do we get an infection ?

[adobiker]

ooops, sorry.... i meant 'inflection'...

[Bikerchickett]

mustard you say ? uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuungh...............

But you ate the Mustard ones !!


are we allowed to do non-motorbike related filth on here or do we get an infection ?

We will have to smile sweetly at Sloppy :D

[adobiker]

slopp likes mustard and campervans too ? what a nice boy that slopp is !

[Bikerchickett]

slopp likes mustard and campervans too ? what a nice boy that slopp is !

Lets hope he does !!

[adobiker]

slopp likes mustard and campervans too ? such a sweet boy....

[adobiker]

ah shite ! forgot to refresh....

[Bikerchickett]

But you do have the option to edit or delete your posts on here, which is 'brill :D

[adobiker]

ace ! lets delete all of slopp's threads and replace them with really effeminate poetry or summat !


slopp isnt logged on his he ?

[Bikerchickett]

ace ! lets delete all of slopp's threads and replace them with really effeminate poetry or summat !


slopp isnt logged on his he ?

Unfortunately you can only do it to your own ones :confused:

[S1OPP]

You lot should be ashamed of yourselves.

:)

[Bikerchickett]

Quick Ado, we've been spotted.... run and hide !!!!

[S1OPP]

You can't hide in here!

[adobiker]

bugger... slopps arrived ! quick page 676 of the good book... blessed are those who talk of filth and campervanneriness... chptr 6, verse 12....


phew.... (blessed are the meek who read 'the caravan club' monthly magazine...)

[Bikerchickett]

Smiles sweetly at Sloppy and promises to join as a gold member :D

[S1OPP]

I should create a 'Camp' section for this filth.

[adobiker]

yay !





oh.

[Bikerchickett]

I should create a 'Camp' section for this filth.



Cor can we talk about tents as well then ???

[S1OPP]

Maybe a 'Pink' membership too.

[S1OPP]

I better make it a private section then

[Bikerchickett]

Maybe a 'Pink' membership too.


I better make it a private section then


Now that does sound interesting.


*giggles*

[adobiker]

utter filth ! i'm red flagging the both of you !

[Bikerchickett]

Please dont Ado, i'll make you loads of sarnies :)

[Archangel]

Um...how do I get a red card ?

By saying cunt a lot ?

[Archangel]

utter filth ! i'm red flagging the both of you !


Fuck..what's this bollocks ?

[adobiker]

yay ! jaffa cake and rice pudding sarnies fer me !

<hides hamper from slopp and scoffs everything.....>

[adobiker]

'i got the poooow-eeeeeeeeeeer !

[Bikerchickett]

And i just got infractioned.......... again :(

[Bikerchickett]

Please will someone take away his spectacular aura ??

[S1OPP]

One more 5 pointer and the first ever gold member gets banned straight away!!! ha ah ahahahahahahahhaa

[adobiker]

yay ! mandy is one hot, infracted chick !!!

[Bikerchickett]

One more 5 pointer and the first ever gold member gets banned straight away!!! ha ah ahahahahahahahhaa


Its not funny, they are picking on me :eek:

[S1OPP]

You're infraction free again.

[adobiker]

foooook, how did manders get gold ! she's right filthy and got loadsa red flags an that...?


<hovers...>

[Bikerchickett]

Well it said you could put lots of piccies on here if you were, so i raided my piggy bank.

[adobiker]

have you got any filth piccies of blokes copping off in a tree then ?


ha ! thought not !

[Archangel]

Oh no she aint.

[Bikerchickett]

Ha ha I've been un banned :D

[Archangel]

<Sniggers>

[adobiker]

good grief..... it gets more like VD/MCN/ND on here day by day !

next thing one knows is i'll have to sleep with that rather dashing slopp and his infections to prevent ban-ness..


<pulls back sheets and eats popcorn...>

[Archangel]

<Grins>

[Bikerchickett]

He he he he he he he he he

Im back :D

[adobiker]

goes to bed..... xxxx

[Bikerchickett]

Night Night Ado xxxx