Hello...Bar Muffs

[Bluesky]

I've got a motorcycle and I'm thinking of joining a site to discuss all sorts of motorcycle related topics with like-minded enthusiasts. Mostly, I need some bar muffs for when the evenings start to close in. However, I seemed to have stumbled into here, metaphorically speaking.

Morning, btw.

[KungFooBob]

Dear bluesky,

You seem mistaken, this isn't a 'motorcycle' site, this is a place for homosexual daily mail readers to discuss cricket.

Regards

Cheesy Squiggle Jnr III.

[Bluesky]

What no Scottoiler discussions? What a let down. I suppose it's full of batters and catchers from the dark side who play with red balls and get stumped alot?

[KungFooBob]

Look, just for you we could start something on carb icing?

[Bluesky]

Great ! - how to decorate a cake. Part one - make a cake. Part two - spread on some carb icing. Part three - put it in the tank bag. What's the cheapest tank bag, made with natural fibres and colour matched to a customised paint job?

[KungFooBob]

I told you, we don't know nuffink about momocycles and associated paraphernalia.

Ask us about anal plugs or the European parliament?

[Bluesky]

I don't think Europe stretches up to Doncaster, does it?

[KungFooBob]

I was only going to google the answer anyway.


Enough frivolity... how the devil are you, long time no...erm... type?

[Bluesky]

I've missed you...sniff, dabs eyes.

Fate took over and then brought me back, I guess.

It was a window in time that won't be forgotten...ever.

You?

[KungFooBob]

I'm alright.

[spider1200]

Blimey

first Toolie

now Blue

We're all doomed I tell thee

[Bluesky]

Good to hear. Have you still got Jamie Whithams personalised number plate?

[KungFooBob]

Actual, I do still have t'old Blade.

Still got that Italian heap?

[Bluesky]

Yep ! It's got nearly 4K on the clock now.

I jest.....it's probably just gone over that by now.

[Bluesky]

I'm off to do some work realted activity and will then find out how to use this site !

In the meantime, special hellos' to everyone.

Catch up soon..not another 5 years or something :-)

[KungFooBob]

Don't be a stranger.

[Archangel]

Who is this "Bluesky" ?

Has he ever visited the PH ?

We wonder.......................

[KungFooBob]

He was one of the drones from sector 7G.

[Y282]

nope, doesn't ring a bell.

[snarks]

Didn't he buy some benelli thing with a fan at the back?

Obviously prior to his assimilation

[KungFooBob]

Yes, he got rid of a perfectly good Japanese bike (well I say good, but it was a suzuki), to buy one of those Tornado things that break down all the time and that.

[bigredsprint]

in essence a poor mans ducrappi

[Bluesky]

Have you finished?

[snarks]

Unlikely

you know what they're like

hasn't slopp let you in yet?

[Bluesky]

No.

I'd like to take it personally, but I know better than that

[bigredsprint]

you'll take it alright

and you'll LIKE it !

[Bluesky]

I can immediately see how your mind works.

Someone says chocolate and you say chimney.

[Bluesky]

Foul talk. Should be banned from a site like this.

Have you got tourettes or something?

[snarks]

I'm suprised reading that, I would have thought slopp would have banned him immediately over the use of such foul and abusive language

[bigredsprint]

He's on hols

[snarks]

On hols or just not here

(quick and snappy comeback I don't think)

[Archangel]

Shut it.

[snarks]

I wouldn't touch your colostomy bag, let alone shut it - ewwwwww