paulzxr
03-05-2007, 07:13
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. I'd love to be
eight again" she replied. On the morning of her birthday he rose early,
made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the
local theme park. What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a
McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra
fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and M&Ms .
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
exhausted.
- - - - - - -
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked
"Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
- - - - - - -
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed "I meant my
dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going
to get it wrong.
eight again" she replied. On the morning of her birthday he rose early,
made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the
local theme park. What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a
McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra
fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and M&Ms .
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
exhausted.
- - - - - - -
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked
"Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
- - - - - - -
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed "I meant my
dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going
to get it wrong.