Bestest behaviour

[Dodgyhaircut]

section open to the general public is here noodle!

[Noodle]

<does a wee jig>

[Dodgyhaircut]

<copies urine dance>

[Noodle]

<does triple salco with loop>

[Dodgyhaircut]

<sits down>

I said "sits".

[numbskull]

Heated gloves, hmmm?... isn't it?... tyre pressures... jumpers for goal posts... Spanish backroads...

[Dodgyhaircut]

"Heated glove" sounds a bit rude.

Especially if it's damp inside.

[Noodle]

Robin Cousins was gay, who'd have thought it?

[Dodgyhaircut]

And yet "Marvin Gaye" wasn't.

[Noodle]

Well, you could knock me over with a feather!

[Dodgyhaircut]

Vic Feather, former General Secretary of the Trade Union Congress in Great Britain from 1969 to 1973?

[Dodgyhaircut]

Look at this. What a smashing pair!

http://www.bmumford.com/photo/ballistics/deepa/pear.jpg

[Noodle]

Hitler!

[Noodle]

I lose.

Godwin's Law.