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Tina
16-03-2007, 20:55
asked the director how he decided which patient should be kept in.

The director said:"We fill up the bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub".

The visitor said:" Oh, i see. a normal person would choose the bucket, because it's bigger"

the director said "No, a normal person would pull the fucking plug out.
Would you like a bed near the window?"








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Bikerchickett
16-03-2007, 21:22
Now where have i seen these before ;)

*giggles*

Tina
16-03-2007, 21:24
he he i like to share :)

Bikerchickett
16-03-2007, 21:30
he he i like to share :)

I know T, I know ;)

595Daytona
16-03-2007, 23:56
Filth. :no: :mad:


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