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    A little girl walks into her parents bedroom....

    "Jesus Christ" she screams and you want me to see a doctor about sucking my thumb!

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    Whats the difference between a slapper and a bowling ball?....

    ..Nothing

    ..They both get picked up, fingered, then banged down an alley!

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    Two Irish guys chatting in the pub, Pat says 'If i shag your missus and she has a kid, will that make us related ?


    'No' says Mick, 'but it will make us even!'

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    Big bad wolf sez 2 little Red riding hood
    "lift your top let me suck your tits!"
    "Fuck off" she sez pulling her pants down
    " Eat me like the book sez!"






    Rocky the rooster was the biggest meanest rooster in the world and spent his time beating the crap out of all the animals on the farm.
    1 day he picked on the farm cat, unfortunately the cat beat the crap out of him.
    moral of the story?
    no matter how big the cock is, the pussy can always take it!

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    tina love the jokes keep em coming
    boonan

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