An attractive young women

[Tina]

walks up to bar in a rural pub.
She signals for the barman to bring his face closer to hers "Are you the manager?" "No", he replies. " can u get him for me?", she asks, stroking his face and allowing two fingers to slip into his mouth so he can suck them gently, No sorry" he replies, clearly aroused " can i give him a message?" "tell him there's no Fucking toilet roll"

[S1OPP]

I'm sure I've heard that before!

Can't think where.

[Tina]

There are so racist over the dark side..i just can't win post a good joke and well they all have it in for you. i can't help the fact it made me laugh and tbh i am sick of bloody immigrants. thieving fuckers most of em.. rant over!

[Tina]

I shouldn't of postred that

Jesus i think i will go and hide under a rock

[Bikerchickett]

T, you have only said what most of us think

[Tina]

pulls self together ,sod em'

[S1OPP]

Tina, you can edit your posts on here!!

[Bikerchickett]

Tina, you can edit your posts on here!!

*Goes round to T's to show her how*

[Tina]

Yeah Mandy will show me

lma0' it was good. someone post it up..sits back looks at feet.. erm not in my name btw

[von41]

erm.... i did not see any spelling mistakes ?