Hello...Bar Muffs

[Bluesky]

I've got a motorcycle and I'm thinking of joining a site to discuss all sorts of motorcycle related topics with like-minded enthusiasts. Mostly, I need some bar muffs for when the evenings start to close in. However, I seemed to have stumbled into here, metaphorically speaking.

Morning, btw.

[KungFooBob]

Dear bluesky,

You seem mistaken, this isn't a 'motorcycle' site, this is a place for homosexual daily mail readers to discuss cricket.

Regards

Cheesy Squiggle Jnr III.

[Bluesky]

What no Scottoiler discussions? What a let down. I suppose it's full of batters and catchers from the dark side who play with red balls and get stumped alot?

[KungFooBob]

Look, just for you we could start something on carb icing?

[Bluesky]

Great ! - how to decorate a cake. Part one - make a cake. Part two - spread on some carb icing. Part three - put it in the tank bag. What's the cheapest tank bag, made with natural fibres and colour matched to a customised paint job?

[KungFooBob]

I told you, we don't know nuffink about momocycles and associated paraphernalia.

Ask us about anal plugs or the European parliament?

[Bluesky]

I don't think Europe stretches up to Doncaster, does it?

[KungFooBob]

I was only going to google the answer anyway.


Enough frivolity... how the devil are you, long time no...erm... type?

[Bluesky]

I've missed you...sniff, dabs eyes.

Fate took over and then brought me back, I guess.

It was a window in time that won't be forgotten...ever.

You?

[KungFooBob]

I'm alright.