chav engagement party tonight.

I DON'T WANT TO GO ! But it's a girl my Mrs works with, I first met Kelly when she worked at the bacon factory with Nina, I was taking Nina to work & Kelly wanted picking up "ello I'm Kelly" Followed by the standard chav giggle innit ! Kelly's got "noo tits an dey costed me free gran nice int dey" (chav giggle) Kels boyfren duz tarmakin dun ee see ees got no frunt teef see e gotted em nockd out in ah punchup din ee. GOD ALMIGHTY I DO NOT WANT TO GO ! If I last an hour it'll be a miracle now partaking in a few tweeks of Jose Cuervo gold for anesthetic reasons ------------------ see innit.