Gargle Wheeze Gasp Cough Cough
oh my god, i made it, wireless keyboard is good when lying prone. dam sure it was only half a mile it never seemed that far in the car, actually it was easy getting there, downhill with a tail wind i saw all sorts of strange creatures, old people with walking sticks, little folk with vicki pollard impersonators and gardens and stuff, oh and i had to use the green cross code, only one close call there bloody drivers!!!!!
the crawl back was all bad, left the grappling hook at home and no complimentary oxygen but i carried on valiantly, disguising the wheezing as the old biddy with the shopping trolley overtook me on the bend, not to be beaten i took her out at the junction and back to first place, i need a doctor i think ive got this alwful ringing in my ears and my lungs arent working:eek:
