Going to a ---

chav engagement party tonight.

I DON'T WANT TO GO ! But it's a girl my Mrs works with, I first met Kelly when she worked at the bacon factory with Nina, I was taking Nina to work & Kelly wanted picking up "ello I'm Kelly" Followed by the standard chav giggle innit ! Kelly's got "noo tits an dey costed me free gran nice int dey" (chav giggle) Kels boyfren duz tarmakin dun ee see ees got no frunt teef see e gotted em nockd out in ah punchup din ee. GOD ALMIGHTY I DO NOT WANT TO GO ! If I last an hour it'll be a miracle now partaking in a few tweeks of Jose Cuervo gold for anesthetic reasons ------------------ see innit.

You can talk to them about their scooters. They have two wheels as well you know. ;)

Grin and bare it its only one evening. Then make your excuses as early as you feel is polite to. And haul your ass outta there.

Nah, you don't want to leave until after the fight between the two families or the couple themselves.

That'll be the most entertaining bit.

DS

does not begin to describe it ! The prospetive bridegrooms bruvva was dressed as Elvis (badly) to do 'his Elvis impression' "Ees gud e is aht doin is elvis" Was he fuck as like ! I was cringing with embarrassment Just being there to witness it. There were lads wearing dah bling bling & tracky bottoms ffs ! KIDS ? At least 20 little ones running riot. Kelly to be fair did well, She was a good hostess & dressed nicely (by her boss) If she'd worn what she'd chosen it was almost pornographic according to my Mrs.

KARAOKE ! Who on this earth let that into our country ? Cringe making or what, One 'ladee' did C&W songs, all of em about divorce ! HERS I suspect, She did one surrounded by her kids & almost crying.

We managed 2 hrs & made our excuses " I gotts go home to stick pins in my eyes" !

To be honest I looked around & felt sort of sad, I thought " jeez this is all they live for" sadenned because that's what our country has become, A nation inhabited by chavs & our government/s have let it happen to us.

Sounds like it was a an educational experience - I'm sure it taught you a lesson :)

Be happy in the knowledge that you have evolved more than they have - problem is the bastids breed so frickin easily, and often.

Well done for lasting 2 hours :)