vfrooom

Ah well, Christmas lunch is in progress with the temporal precision that only Microsoft Project can give. Only joking! I used Excel. If it goes wrong, I shall cook Bill Gates and feed him to the local wildlife.

I know what to shove in, take out, unwrap, nuke, steam, roast and prod. The extremely rich christmas pudding will be steamed.

And when it's all over and I'm seeing double after the wine, I shall collapse and vow never to do that again... not until next year anyway. ...