View Full Version : Is it just me?
or is ND having problems?
I keep getting database errors.
Have just tried to log on but can't.
Glad it's not just me then.
I can't remember ND ever having problems in the past.
This could be the moment that Sparkies has been waiting for, to come in and nick its crown.
Nah, all the Nodders will be starting to get the cold turkey shakes now.
By the time they realise whats happened, it'll be fixed again.
or maybe.........
Does Dez know anything about IT?
I don't know.
I'm guessing that if ND is having problems, then the 'other' site will have the same problems, since that's the one that pays for ND it's likely to get fixed first.
So the 'other' site pays for us to arse about all day?
More than a little bit ironic.
chazhead
12-02-2007, 10:10
yeah it's deffo fucked, has happend before and it's normally fixed within a couple of hours.
I think the 'other' site is a subscription based membership, a bit like ND was always supposed to be. We are all still on the 1 year free trial!! :)
I wonder how long it'll be before anybody else turns up here?
Porkscratchin
12-02-2007, 10:14
royally fooked....i can' get past the log-in screen....
So, Slopp, when do we find out who wins this SS £1,000?.......
I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden.
Hopester
12-02-2007, 10:20
I might have to get one with some real work if its not sorted
HTML email tutorial anyone?
Oh Jesus, look. Now I've gone and dictated a letter to a client.
Will it never end?
Oh Jesus, look. Now I've gone and dictated a letter to a client.
Will it never end?
biker_spice
12-02-2007, 11:21
Hello!
Christ on a bike.
If anymore people login Sparkys will fall over too.
Hiya Spice
Most users ever online was 56, 02-21-2006 at 06:44 AM.
Remind me, how did you get that many online at that time?
biker_spice
12-02-2007, 11:26
Looks like the Squeal service has died or summat...
That's just what I was thinking.
<cough>
Or summat to do with the flux capacitor.
That's just what I was thinking.
<cough>
Or a problem in the flux capacitor.
Archangel
12-02-2007, 11:42
Yup...it's fucked.
Morning all.
Archangel
12-02-2007, 11:46
What the fuck is a squeal service ?
Is it when Dodgy rams a dildo up his arse and squeals like a stuck pig ?
(I cant believe I just typed that.)
biker_spice
12-02-2007, 11:47
Where's Doyley when you need him?!
'Squeal' is an IT geek's affectionate name for SQL - pronounced Sequel
I find it's better not to ask, David.
I also find it's better not to ask David.
(P.S. OUR TROPHY'S BIGGER THAN YOURS!)
biker_spice
12-02-2007, 11:51
LOL! Freddie looked quite relieved on the news last night!
biker_spice
12-02-2007, 12:06
The Chatroom link still works:
http://gabbly.com/www.noddingdogs.org/hello.cgi
Porkscratchin
12-02-2007, 12:09
I get a day off, and everything crashes...
sheesh!
Porkscratchin
12-02-2007, 12:10
where is everyone lurking OR are we all actually working and doing what we are paid to do, for once?
That gabbly thing doesn't work for me.
biker_spice
12-02-2007, 12:28
Fibber!
Archangel
12-02-2007, 12:32
Ned ..? NED RYERSON ??
Well it's working now.
But it's rubbash, got thrown off again.
Archangel
12-02-2007, 12:36
I am going to make huge sausage sandwich, pour a large drink, then plan my latest attack on Richmond Council.
Hmm...I'm beginning to enjoy this politics thing....
Who thinks I should stand for Parliament ?
A kind of...sexier Boris Johnson ?
Richmond-on-Thames!
or are you planning something else?
Has anyone contacted Dez?
I don't have his number.
Archangel
12-02-2007, 13:04
Well spotted, Slopp.
Noods...do catch up. We all got Dez's number a long time ago.
Spice......-)
biker_spice
12-02-2007, 13:08
I've got Dez's number... He's a cunt!
numbskull
12-02-2007, 13:38
I think ND is "doing a Trev".
numbskull
12-02-2007, 13:38
/Oowee/s!
You leave tRave alone. he's my fag.
numbskull
12-02-2007, 13:40
Now that's very reverse ND.
I can't type /0owee/!
ha ha ha, I wondered how long it would be before somebody tried it
Well bugger me.
I;ve not had 2 secs today, i noticed ND was fucked but actually never had time to care!
BUT at least i;m here now, i only ever use ND and here, the rest of em will prolly have legged it to Pb website!
I don't think it's ever been quite so busy in here.
ND should crash more often!! ;)
People should pay more attention to me, i;m forever telling them to come to sparkies.......
I even have sparky slider stickers on my bike!
chazhead
12-02-2007, 14:04
would you like some ketchup with S1opps arse there Chris ;)
Keep your dodgy TPK ways to yourselves.
Takes a bit of getting used to here when there's more than one post a week.
biker_spice
12-02-2007, 14:07
Someone has moved to the empty desk opposite me. He grunts while he types and he types really noisily.
It's very irritating.
he's not typing.
That clicking is his cufflink on the desk.
FYFM:eek:
I have been pioneering the use of sparkies for ages but to no avail.... (wanker:D )
Spicey, tell him to stop grunting or you'll have your burly bikes mates go down and sort him out, then we'll send Trev to gay him to death!
biker_spice
12-02-2007, 14:15
So did Trev throw a proper 'Old Skool Trev' strop over this gay picture thing?
I didn't log in much on Friday...
Archangel
12-02-2007, 14:17
OI !
I'm one of the biggest sparky advocates of all time, son.
And answer your fucking texts !
Yep he did just the ones me and Gixer used to get him in!
he did, it started of as a bit of a joke, and if he'd gone 'ha ha, very funny - oh you guys' it would have all blown over in 5 minutes.
But I reckon his bracers were too tight and his balls had started to miss each other, and he just went orbital.
Sir yes SIR!
<goes looking for phone>
Archangel
12-02-2007, 14:19
<Mutters>
Idle fucking rich man's son....silver spoon....had it all on a plate....
<Mutters>
<smiles looks around>
yep pretty much sums me up!
<beams with lazy pride>
Archangel
12-02-2007, 14:24
Oi.
Stop texting me when my phone's downstairs.
I'm just trying to help get you fitter!
I'll text again now!
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