Some helmets...

[jeff66]

Hi, I am currently airbrushing few helmets, I bought a job lot of streetfighter style helmets. Here are some pics, any comments welcome.
All the pictures are work in progress.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c131/jeff66/img_1442_780.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c131/jeff66/flames_277.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c131/jeff66/img_1426_113.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c131/jeff66/IMG_1360-1.jpg



Jeff

[jeff66]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c131/jeff66/IMG_0113.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c131/jeff66/makeup1.jpg


Oh, and a Harley set as well.....

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c131/jeff66/harleyset.jpg

jeff

[Dodgyhaircut]

Is the skull visor thing legal?

Top work though.

[Archangel]

<Giggles>

[jeff66]

Is the skull visor thing legal?

Top work though.

Hmmmm..... Up to the person riding, I would just pop on a clear visor. But it scares the bejeezus outta little kids, when you peer through a car window at em!

[Dodgyhaircut]

Have you ever made one literally shit itself?

[jeff66]

Seen one start to cry..... Pulled up next to a car, and slowly turned my head in toward the rear side window... Does that make me a bad person?

[Dodgyhaircut]

Yes. Yes I think it does.

[jeff66]

Good!

[Dodgyhaircut]

Jeff.

You're a human man, and as that I must respect you as I respect and love, yes love all living things, but can't you replace that anger, that deep seated internal furnace of darkness into a smile? I find that whenever I smile people around me smile, and before long I've created a grinning crowd around me of burning positive energy. You might find this amusing, but I feel at one with the world. I have light inside me, light and love Jeff. I want to hug the world and feel its warmth, because warmth is life Jeff. Don't be shy, you know what I mean don't you Jeff? Be honest with me. There's a good person inside you, I can feel it. A good person, ready to love and trust. Have you painted any daisies on your helmet Jeff? When was the last time you dipped the tip of your brush in some yellow paint Jeff?

[Dodgyhaircut]

Jeff?

[jeff66]

I have painted daisies... I also try to get smileys on some of my work... I am really into 70's custom paint! Last time I use yellow paint? Last night. Listen man, I also surf a lot, longboards only now, owned a fair few VW beetles and campers, one Beetle was yellow, with yellow floral interior!

And now I drive a really groovy and cool 1968 Dodge A100 Pickup truck, with 8 track in it! Don"t believe me?

here it is.......
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c131/jeff66/photosforebay007ad4.jpg

[numbskull]

Goddamn hippy.

[Dodgyhaircut]

Faggot.

[chazhead]

And here's my car outside our Florida holiday home.

http://www.gothamdreamcars.com/images/Ferrari/ferrari-f430-spider-1.jpg

[Dodgyhaircut]

Here's my nob, yesterday:

http://www.zebrabot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/eiffel_tower_bwjpg.jpg

[numbskull]

That's very nice, Chaz.

[jeff66]

OH DEAR.....
I seen a few of those around. They pretty much look the same, and they pretty much perform the same. Nice colour though! Do you live in a gas station?

[Dodgyhaircut]

Are you talking about my cock?

[Archangel]

Here's a pic of me on manoeuvers in Iraq.

http://www.sparkyslider.co.uk/gallery/files/3/ApocalypseNow.jpg

[jeff66]

The Ferrari, Or could be your little boy I guess.

[numbskull]

So, when did you get your place in Florida, Chaz? Do you like it?

[Dodgyhaircut]

Bowel manoeuvers.

Manpoovers.

[jeff66]

Where is your house? Ours is in Winter Garden. Down by the 27.

[numbskull]

I must say I didn't think Chaz was a Ferrari man. That's a bit gay.

[Dodgyhaircut]

I'd like to see him climb into the driver's seat.

"A little help."

[numbskull]

Forklift, STAT!

[chazhead]

Fuck you pen boy.

[Dodgyhaircut]

pmsl

[Dodgyhaircut]

Fuck me Jeff, you start all this off then leave.

Do that in a poker game in the mid west in the 1850s and you'd be shot.

[jeff66]

I am still here mate..... Hmm, tough time with your eyesight? Why is that I wonder?

[numbskull]

Because Dodgy's registered blind. He knows Braille. That's pretty insensitive, Jeff.

[jeff66]

I must say I didn't think Chaz was a Ferrari man. That's a bit gay.
As I have just got here, I didn't really wanna comment on the gayness of it!

[Archangel]

DODGE ! Jeff's calling you a *an*er.

[jeff66]

Because Dodgy's registered blind. He knows Braille. That's pretty insensitive, Jeff.

Yeah right! Thats the excuse he gives to the cops after copping a feel on the train, right?

[jeff66]

Hmmm. I may fit in OK here!

[chazhead]

As I have just got here, I didn't really wanna comment on the gayness of it!

Shut the up and suck my chicken

[Dodgyhaircut]

Jeff, I'm registered blind.

[numbskull]

He's not allowed on trains. Since... the last time.

[Archangel]

Um...CHAZ! We're not supposed to...you know....on here.


Jeff....you need to join the private forum.

You have to guess how.

[jeff66]

Jeff, I'm registered blind.

HaHa!

[Dodgyhaircut]

I kept tugging myself off and instead of my nob breaking.... I went blind!

Go figure.

[Kenny]

You bad bastids.

I love all*









*except the Jeff, he's gay

[jeff66]

OI!

[gpgirlie88]

I was going to say "Nice Helmet"- but it'll probably be taken out of context :D

[jeff66]

Whey hey! Shucks, I bet you say that to all the boys!

[gpgirlie88]

Nope- I learnt my lesson. I said it to Dodgy and he sent me crisps in the post!

[Dodgyhaircut]

I'll never forget the sight of your cherry toms in that Tupperware container.

[gpgirlie88]

Yeah- I still can't look my old boss in the eye *Head of Pornography Department*.

[Dodgyhaircut]

Well if there had been a pornography department, I'm sure you could have run it, no problem.

[gpgirlie88]

Hey Dodgy what are you trying to say? Hmmm....?

Everyone knows that you're the King of Porno.

[Doc Strange]

Hey Dodgy what are you trying to say? Hmmm....?

Everyone knows that you're the King of Porno.

And he's saying you're the queen?!?!?!?!

What does Dodgy know the rest of us don't, eh?

DS

[gpgirlie88]

And he's saying you're the queen?!?!?!?!

What does Dodgy know the rest of us don't, eh?

DS

I've no idea what you're talking about :p

[S1OPP]

Anyway.

I want a new helmet.

But I like my old helmet.

So I'm going to get a new one and have it painted to look like my old one.

and that's it really.

[adobiker]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3103/3276755183_89e40043c6_o.jpg

[Archangel]

I've never understood this urge to have custom-painted helmets.

Especially as most of them are so crap - no offence, Jeff.

To me, a helmet was just something to help save my life.

Which one did.

An Arai, of course.

[adobiker]

my first nitro helmet cost 3s/6d and saved my head from a mashing too. So i bought another one.

its been so long since i've worn it, i'm not actually sure where it actually is...

[Archangel]

Shut up.

[adobiker]

you're in love with my helmet aren't you...?

[Archangel]

Shut up.

[Archangel]

That was so fucking childish.

You child.

[adobiker]

for a brief second there i felt real remorse for my actions.....

[jeff66]

Well, if people want them painted, I will do it.... I would rather paint cars and bikes all the time. But I do as I am asked! I guess it is nice to have something different to what everyone else has. I could not bear to drive down the street and see another car the same as mine... Soooooo boring!

Anyway, these two are now finished....

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c131/jeff66/smallpair.jpg

[bigredsprint]

painted like the alien chest burster - then again, what with you being blind he could paint it any old colour and you wouldnt know.

What a bastard.

Dont stand for it dodge.

[Dodgyhaircut]

Yeah, it's a shame I'll never see it, but it's not for me, it's for my wife.

And the women in the changing room at the leisure centre.